Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate
Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye ab bhi nahi jate
If you get in my way, I’ll kill you!
– ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you’ll kill me!
– somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, I’ll kill you!
– somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, I’ll kill you!
– A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
If get kill in will way I you.
– dyslexic, functionally illiterate project
manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can!
– messianic project manager
Get away, I’ll kill us all!
– suicidal project manager
If you kill me, I’ll get in your way.
– thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you, I’ll get in your way.
– project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
– project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so
no one will get killed.
– project manager who is about to get in big trouble
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
– weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, you’ll get your way.
– pragmatic project manager
Kill me, it’s the only way.
– every project manager to date.
If we get in each others’ way, who will get killed?
– An utterly confused project manager
A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a
little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called
out to him as she passed. “Hello there! I couldn’t help but
notice how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long
happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “I
also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast
food, and never exercise.”
“Wow!” The woman was amazed. “How old are you?” she asked.
“Twenty-six,” he replied.
Farzaana ki shadi mein huey itney phool nichawar
Arz kiya hey k
Farzaana ki shadi mein huey itney phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz key saath Geo News, Peshawar!
Faraz
Aankh bhar aati thi jab aapki yaad aati thi
Eik billi moti taazi thi jo mazey se ding dong khati thee
woh mujh say kehti thi maan jao faraz!
woh mujh sey kehti thi maan jao Faraz !
…..
main kaisey maan jaoon mein to hoon Ejaz
Zardari asked FARAZ
Tum me or mujh mein kia farq hai?
FARAZ replied:
Simple… Aap poorey mulk ki baja rahey hein or poora mulk meri baja raha hey.
Angel said:
I cant be everywhere to help u, so i created Mother!
Devil said:
Me too cant be everywhere either, so i created Mother In Law!