Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age
and thinking, surely i can’t look that old? well.. you’ll love
this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist. i noticed his dds diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy
with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way
back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate. after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had
attended morgan park high school
‘Yes. yes, i did. i’m a mustang,’ he gleamed with pride.
‘When did you graduate?’ i asked.
He answered , ‘in 1975. why do you ask?’
‘You were in my class!’, i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, ,
grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked:
”What did you teach ???.’