1) AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
“KITAANU” HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI…..
2) Police ko body mili hai,
Kale Dant hai,
Ghosle jaise bal hai,
Shakal paglo vali hai,
Pair ulte hai,
Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai.
Zara mis cal to do,tasalli ho jayegi.
5) Jab ap paida hue, tab aakash se phul barse, apsharao ne nirtya kiya, ghi ke diye jalaye gaye or Brahmaji bole “Chalo chutkara mila,ab duniya wale
bhugtenge”..
6) Ye pyar bhi ajeeb hota hai,
Maa se ho to mamta,
Pita se ho to kartavya,
Bhai se ho to dharm,
Behen se ho to farz
or
Biwi se ho to
Sonu-Monu
Chotu-Pappu.
7) Jevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath dega? mummy/papa.? Nahi husband/wife. ?Nahi frnds.?Nahi brother/sister. ?Nahi are bhai apki CHAPPAL Or kaun
???
8) Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-2 naina thak jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge
9) Ravan-Maai.. Bhiksha de do..
Lady-Yeh lo..
Ravn-Rekha paar karo
Lady cross d line
Ravan-Haha!
Me bhikshuk nahi RAVAN hu
Lady-hehe.Me bhi SEETA nahi kamvali hu..
10) IT tax Officer hass raha tha. Dusara: Kya huva? Pehla:Mallika sherawat ka ITreturn hai Dusara:tho? Pehla: Laundry ka bill 7 lakh bataya hai.