1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
2) Arz kiya hai :
Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,
Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..
Wah.,Wah.,
3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.
NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
4) What’s the similarity between Marriage 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai….aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!
5) Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx “bhaiya”
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.
6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
‘Long Journey..
7) why do monkeys eat bananas not grass? .. .. .. ..
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SORRY, it’s ur personal matter,
i should not interfere.. 😉
8) Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
9) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.
10) Mohobbat me jene wale..
‘Khushnaseeb hote hai.’
Mohobbat me marnewale..
‘Ajeeb hote hai.’
Aur..Harwaqt. .
Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..
‘Badhtameej hote hai’..Bt wait.
Aisa apun ko lagta hai.
Aapko kya lagta hai ?
Jawaab deneka.
Warna jawaab nhi denewale..
Dimaag k marij hote hai !