We have Mardum Shumari SMS Service”
Agar ap Male hain tu 5 SMS karain,
Female hain tu 4 SMS karain.
Agar apney aap par shak hay tu koi SMS na karain.
1450, Baby Food
300, Doctor
950, Medicine
800, Toys
600, Diapers
200, Gripewater
200, Powder
500, Soap
Total
Rs.5000/-Or
CondomRs.5/- Faisla Aap Per Hai..?
Pathan apni girlfrnd k sath date pr gya.Ahista se bola:
Mre dil me ek bat hy mgr kehty hue ghbrata hun
Girl:bolo
Pathan:
I realy realy
Luv
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Ur Brothr
Teacher ne Brazer nahi Pehni thi aur Blouse k 2 Button khul gaye.
Ye dekh kar 2 Larkay Hasne lagay.
Teacher: “Hanso mat nahi to”DONO” ko Bahar Nikal Doongi”
Larki: Tum Honeymoon ke liye kahan kahan gayi thi? Saheli: Murree, Abbottabad, Nathiagali aur
Bhurban. Ladki: Accha, kya kya dekha ?
Saheli: only “CEILING FAN”
Two things to be Remembered in Life
1st
Don’t take any Decision when you are angry.
2nd
Don’t make any Promise when you are Happy
1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hay!
Larka chla gya….
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Ghar Waqai koi nhi tha TAALA lga huwa tha.!
Shakespear said,
“This world is a stage
&
we all r actors”..
In punjabi language it is translated as,
“ae dunya ek drama ae tae tusi sarray marasi ho”
A wonderful quote.
I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices…
Go back to sleep and dream or wake up and chase those dreams..’
Choice is yours….
……
Aurat Wakeel se: Mujhe mere Shohar se talaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magar wo tou Kabaddi Champion hai.
Aurat: Yehi to problem hai ke
sirf hath laga k bhag jata hai.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.
Dulha “on wedding.Ask from dulhan,do u have any boyfrnd b4 marriage?
Dulhan:silent dulha:me is khamoshi ko kya samjhon? Dulhan:kaminey! Ginnay to de
Incredible Love Prediction.. .
Just type
LOVE
Ur father’s number.He’ll tell ur FUTURE
Men want 3 Qualities in wives::-) Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed..
But they get: Artist in kitchen Devil in home & Economist in Bed
Sexy Malika Sharawat asked Rani & Ash :
Mere marney k baad meri Qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga ?
Instant Reply :
PEHLI BAR AKELI SO RAHI HAI
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwaabon me tumhen woh chehra dikhaai dega,
Yeh DÖSTI hai zara soch k krna,Ek aansoo bhi gira tu sunai dega…….. ….
Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
32=Innocent
34=Calm
36=Agressive
38=Playful
40=Sexy
&
42= Pakistani Filmstar saima.
Zuban Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Hamesha Dua Mai Fariyad Karte Hain,
Jab Bhi Tmhara Dil Zor Se Dharke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hain.
Apny asool youn b kabhi torny pary..
Us ki khata thi Hath mjhy jorny pary..
Aya na jb Qarar Dil-e-BeQarar ko..
Yadon k rukh Tumhari tarf morny pary.
JAISEY LOHAY KO LOHA KATTA HAI,SONAY KO SONA KATTA HAY,HEERAY KO HEERA,
ZEHER KO ZEHER,AISEY HEE AIK DIN TERAI KO ”KUTTA”KATEY GAA….
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Chairman Electric company ne Sex k Doran Apni Biwi se pocha:
Bol na Meri Jan,
Tujhe kia Gham hay ?
Biwi Boli :
Sartaj ,
Load Ziada
Aur
Voltage kam hay..
At 33 he quit smoking
(will power)
At 43 he quit drinking
(will power)
At 53 he quit gambling
(will power)
At 63 he quit Sex
(Power Failure)…
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Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardaar:Hm ko poora 20 Crore de ya mere 20 Rs wapis kr.
Altaf bhai goes to see Umrao Jan’s mujra….
After havin fun,
Umrao asked: Altaf bhai paisy ???
Altaf bhai replied: “chal Pagli, tujh say thori loun ga….
Kid:
Aunty! Mummy ny cheeni mangi hai
Aunty cheeni dety hue:
“Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne?”
Kid:
“Agr wo kameeni na dey to Pinky Aunty se le aana…”
Kal Temprature 42 sy Above rahy ga.Waqfy Waqfy sy Apny sar per Pani Dalty Rehna.Q
k Buzurgo ka kehna hai k “BHOOSA”
Aag jaldi Pakrta ha:)