When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro
Bacha apni Ami se : Ami kal papa ne apni kaam wali nukrani
ko drawing room k sofe par lita ker
Maa: bus bus apne papa k saamne batana
bache ka baap aaya to Maa: haan beta kia hoa tha?
Bacha:kal papa apni naukrani ko drawing room k sofe par lita
k jo muneeb uncle aap k saath karte hain wo kar rahe the
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata
hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu…
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota
Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!!
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai?
Baap : Pata nahi
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!
BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka