Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket
and said april fool.
I have a pass.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It’s on 1st of April. Surprised?
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Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Khud ki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai
Wo hamary qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai.
Mere jamaal se tumhara khumar chala jayega
Aur ye Scrap tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.
Apun asay hi.
APRIL FOOL banyga.
The Day Has Come….
When the whole world is CELEBRETING….
Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it’s your
day…….
Fools Day !!!.
If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk
2.Snake’s vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn’t have liver.
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6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool..
Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost: kis k saath?
Pathan: Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
10% senti
and
90% mental!!! 🙂