Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,
janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!
Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.
Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found,
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa ‘cut’ kiya, Ke ‘paste’ karna bhool gaye…
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,
mere pyar ko MOUSE bana k apni ungliyon se nachati ho!
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par Dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Nazar mein to kai hain,
Par Dil me ek wo only hain…
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab ‘read only’ hain…
Apne Chehre Se Ruswaiyoon Ka ERROR To Hatao,
Janeman Apne Dil Ka PASSWORD To Batao !
Wo To Hum Hai Jo Aap Ki Chahat Ko Dil Mein Rakh Ke Ghoomte Hai,
Warna Aap Jaise SOFTWARES To Bazaar Mein Bikte Hai !
Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapno Mein Aati Ho,
Mere Pyar Ko MOUSE Bana Ke Apni Ungaliyoon Se Nachati Ho !
Tere Pyar Ka E-MAIL Mere Dil Ko Lubhata Hai,
Par Beech Mein Tere Bahi Ka VIRUS Aa Jata Hai,
Keval Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko CUT Karte Hai,
Warna Baki CASES Mein COPY PASTE Se Kaam Karte Hai !
Aap Ka Hasna,Aap Ka Chalna,Aap Ki Wo Style,Aap Ki In Aadaoon Ki,
Humne SAVE Karli Hai Ek FILE !
Ab Aur Nahi Sah Sakte Hum Intezaar !
Dil Ki SITE Pe Jaldi ENTER Karo Yaar !
Tumse Mila Main Kal To,Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek SOUND,
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho YOUR FILE NOT FOUND !
Tere Pyar Ke Liye Zami-Aasma Ek Kar Doonga….
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi CTRL+ALT+DELETE Kar Doonga….
Shayad Mere Pyar Ko TASTE Karna Bhool Gaye……
Dil Sey Aisa CUT Kiya
Ke PASTE Karna Bhool Gaye………..
Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo….
Mere Pyaar Ke ICON Pe
Kabhi To DOUBLE-CLICK Karo……..
Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning !
Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekte Hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS Aur 5 WARNING !
Aise Bhi Nahin Hai Ke I Dont Like Your Face !
Par Dil Ke STORAGE Mein
There Is No More DISK SPACE !
Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown !
Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka Ho Gaya SERVER DOWN !
Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein,Aayi Hai Ek Female !
Bhool Gaya Hai Sab Kuch Kya Computer,Kya E-MAIL !
Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Application Kar Raha Hoon,
Pyaar Se DEBUG Karna Main Wait Kar Raha Hoon,
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya,
Yeh Dekho Mera CONNECTION TIME OUT Ho Gaya.
Nazar Mein To Kai Hain Par Dil Se Ek Wo Only Hain….
Problem Yehi Hai Ki Voh Ab READ ONLY Hain…..
Mere Dilka Kona Kona Hai Air Condition,
Is Pe Likha Hai No Admission,
Magar Tum Aasakte Ho Without Permission