Category: Funny Jokes
girl to boy
girl to boy
girl to boy >……………….?
jab tum log girls ko {I LOVE U}
kehte ho to unke hath kyu pkad lete ho
boy.bas apni hifaazat ke lye kahi thapar
nahi mar de ………..?
Ek ladka Bus stop pe
Ek ladka Bus stop pe
Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!!
Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!
Boy: Nahi ! …
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai 😛
( had ho gai yar ) 😛 😛 😛
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!:
“I like u itna
“I like u itna
“I like u itna,
You Like me jitna”
“I like u Tabtak,
You Like me Jabtak”
“You like me Jane kab tak”
“But I like u, Marte Dam tak”
“I like u itna,
You Like me jitna”
“I like u Tabtak,
You Like me Jabtak”
“You like me Jane kab tak”
“But I like u, Marte Dam tak”
shadi me apki behan se karunga..
shadi me apki behan se karunga..
akbar = mujhse wada kar teri biwi ki
pehli kiss muje lene dega ?
birbal = wada hujoor !
par meri bhi ek shart hai.
akbar = bol ?
birbal =shadi me apki
behan se karunga..
A CUTE JOKE
A CUTE JOKE
1 choti si larki shop keeper k
pas
gai or boli.
.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to
mujse
shadi kro ge,
.
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr
longa.
.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali
wife ko 1 choclate
bi nai de
skty ho.
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe
Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe
Santa Banta Se: “Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi” Banta Hairan Hokar: “Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nahi Kaati?”
Santa: “Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi“
Santa Banta Se: “Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi” Banta Hairan Hokar: “Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nahi Kaati?”
Santa: “Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi“