WHAT IS TENSION
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me Uski Tabiat Kharab hogai, aap Hospital Le gye. Dr. bola aap bap banne
wale ho,apko TENsION!
aap bole Mai iska Bap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli Yehi Baap hai apko aur TENSION
Phir
Police i, apka medical chekup hua
Report i ki aap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi ban sakte aap ne
Khuda ka Shukr ada kia
aur aap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
aur phir
Socha ki Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai
Wo kis ka hai. apko phir TENSON.
Thak gaya apny pyar ka izhar krty krty,
Tb ja kr pta chala k wo dono kanO se behri hy:-)
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! ? O’ me to avain avain avain avain lut gaya:-)
4 cheezain khatam hone pe bohot tkleef hoti hai…
1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar or
4–ITWAAR:-D
Great lines by joseph jamadaar:
Kamyabi Toilet ki Smell ki Tarah Hoti Hai…!
Bardasht Tab Hi
hoti Hai, Jab apni Ho..! “funny But True”
Son:Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyun bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,
Tumhari ammi ne Lipstick mangi thi,
Mai ne ELFi dedi….
“TRUE WORDS”
Jis Rasty pe chalo
Nazren jhuka k chalo..
Is se na sirf Izat barhti hy
balkey
Kisi k Giry hue paise milny k bhi chances hoty hn.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
.
.
.
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.
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BACHu: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty
Beta or kuch…?
Bacha: Baba jee AB BHAGOOOOOOOOOO..