Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…
Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
Khuda Kare Ke Tum Ko Judai Na Miley
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Miley
Mujhe Scrap Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
Ke Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Miley
Jab jab neend aati he to khwab aate hai,
jab jab kwab aate he to kwabo me aap aate hai,
or jab apke saath apke baap najar ate hai,
to na neend aati he or na khwab aate hai…
Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use
Asmaan mai tum ho,
samundar mai tum ho,
zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum,
jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho.
DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi
KITANU har jagah hote hain.
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai