Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!
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Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…
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Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
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Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.
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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!
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Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
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Category: Funny Sayari
aag ka dariya
Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai,
kagaz ki haveli hai, baarish ka zamana hai,
kya shart-e-mohabbat hai, kya shart-e-zamana hai,
aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai,
Us paar utarne ki umeed bahut kam hai,
kashti bhi purani hai, tufaan ko bhi aana hai,
Samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaaz mohabbat ke,
ek shakhs ko aankhon se haal-e-dil sunana hai,
Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zid par hai,
fir aag ka dariya hai aur doob ke jaana hai.
urdu sayari
Tu bani kisi ghar ki zeenat
Main kisi kothay ki numaish
Tera khwaab hua haqeeqat
Rahi jhooti meri khwaahish
Aurat mujh main bhi thi,haaN,dafnaa di thi ziNda
Meri kahaani ki insaaniyat bhi ho jaayay sharmiNda
Meray khwaaboN ko sool-e-wehshat chraayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay
Meri majboori ko tamaashaa banaayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay
MaiNnay bhi tha muhabbat ka paak chaman basaayaa
Meri hasrat bhi thi ki ho koi ik mera apnaa sa saayaa
Magar Pait ki bhookh kay sun kar naalay
Waheshi aankhoN ka sunharaa bharam khaayaa
Lay gayaa yeh mard tera dilaasaa day kar basti-e-ghumnaam main
Phir aayaay humdard aur kitnay,aashnaa karaa gayay is muqaam say
Ab har raat ki dulhan hooN
Har shub nayaa humbistar hai
Yeh to bus jaanay hai dil-e-bismil mera
Ki roz lubraiz-e- zehar nayaa nashtar hai
Tu nasoor-e-tehzeeb kahay mujh ko,main teri hi behan hooN
Bus tu rahi kismet ki ameer,main wehshat ki rehan hooN
Daikhay jo aurat mujhmaiN
To tu sharmiNda hogi
Aura a jaayay gar yeh jazbaa sub main
To shaayud insaaniyut zinda hogi
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YaadoN kay bawaNdar say uth rahaiN hai Takh_yul ki sar zamiN pay
Barq bau kay chamkta hai teri afsurda haNsee ka chehra
Honay lagi hai teray naaz-o-karam ki rimjhim
Meri takhleeq maiN main woh pehli barsaat si soundhi khusbu aa rahi hai
Tanha bahut tanha hai dil teray jaanay kay baad
SaMbhla nahi wajood shorishoN maiN bhi doob jaanay kay baad
Zamanaa to samjhtaa hai isay shauq-i-fitoor mera
Har chahray maiN agar dhooNdta hooN teray wajood ki parchaiNaN
Aur uqta kay uth aataa hooN phir apnay khyaaloN ki duniya maiN
Siyaah aur siyaah ho jaati haiN phir meri tanhaaiyaaN
Ab tu bani hai kisi ga_ir ki zindagi ka unwaaN
Ab teri raataiN uski baahoN main basi rehti haiN
Ab na us ulfat ki haqeeqat baqi
Phir bhi nadaan umeedaiN dil maiN baniN rehtiN haiN
Puchta hooN maiN aksar apni talkh raatoN say
Ki kya hai aqaayud-i-mehabbat ki asaas
Kya hai yeh rasoomaaat maiN lipta ik shuq-i-bekaar
Kya hai yeh ishq kay naam pay paltay huay pazmurda ahsaas
Kya hai yeh mehabbat yeh mehabbat ki tashheeer
Kadam bar kadam samjotoN ki besood taameer
Kya hai yeh jis-o-rooh kay alag alag meyaar
Kya hai parstish pay palta yeh falsafa-i-taqdeer
Thehar ab zauq-i-talab thehar
Aaj na yeh baat baat uthaa
Aaj ki raat barstaa hai gujishta mehabbat ka jaadoo
Aaa ki raat kuch na keh kuch na sunaa
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Meanings:Tzaad: Takraav
Takh_yul- Imagination(kalpana), Barq-lightening,Afsurda-Udaas, Takhleeq-rachna,creation
ShorishoN-kolahul(noise), Aqqayud-e-muhabbat-prem kay prati vishwaas,
Rassomaat- rasmaiN, Asaas-foundation, Pazmurda-half dead
Tashheer-Advertisement, Besood taameer-useless constrruction
Mayaar-parameters, Phalsupha-e-taqdeer-philosophy of fate
Gujishta-past
Tum bin mera jeevan
Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye
Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge
Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye
Tum bin mera jeevan toh kya pal bhi na beet paye ga
Tum jo na aaye janam mere sapnoon ka ghar tuut jaaye ga
Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge
Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Tum bin mere shaam aur seher payse hain sab laut aaoo na
Deekho meri deewangi sab kuch bhola ke mere jaoo na
Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge
Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye
filmi letter
To,
meri ‘Jaan’,
Sub:-‘Mujhe Kuchh Kehna Hai’.
I love you meri jaan ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’ with you ‘Chori Chori Chupke Chupke’ because ‘Pyar To Hona Hi Tha’. I want to you that I love you ‘Hamesha’ so I am writing a letter to you. I don’t play with you because ‘Pyaar Koi Khel Nahi’. We are not ‘Prem Qaidi’ but we are ‘Love Birds’. Please accept my ‘Love’.
If you tell me that yes I will be ‘Hero No. 1’ I am your ‘Deewana’. My ‘Asha’ is ‘Sirf Tum’. I cant live ‘Tum Bin’. Because I have ‘Ek Rista’ with you. I am not ‘Pardesi Babu’ but I am ‘Raja Hindustani’. It is not ‘Dillagi’ it is ‘Dil Ki Lagi’. One day ‘Dilwale Dulhniya Le jayenge’. I am not ‘Lofer’ and ‘Awaara’ but I am ‘Bazigar’. So please ‘Janam Samjha Karo’ and tell me that I am your ‘Dulhe Raja’.
If you tell no I will be ‘Khalnayak’. My sweet heart ‘Hum Aapke Dil Me Rahte Hai’ because I am your ‘Dil KiDhadkan’. So ‘Hum Tum Pe Marte Hai’. When I see your face then ‘Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai’ in my ‘Dil’ because ‘Dil To Pagal Hai’.
I hope that you be my ‘Bivi No. 1’ I tell you ‘Dhai Akshar Prem Ke’ from ‘Dil Se’ because ‘Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam’. Please ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hai’. tum meri ho jao ‘Bus Itna Sa Khwab Hai’. Please give me answer Yes or No.
‘Mujhse Shadi Karogi’
Yours,
‘BHOOT’
lofer sayari
To,
meri ‘Jaan’,
Sub:-‘Mujhe Kuchh Kehna Hai’.
I love you meri jaan ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’ with you ‘Chori Chori Chupke Chupke’ because ‘Pyar To Hona Hi Tha’. I want to you that I love you ‘Hamesha’ so I am writing a letter to you. I don’t play with you because ‘Pyaar Koi Khel Nahi’. We are not ‘Prem Qaidi’ but we are ‘Love Birds’. Please accept my ‘Love’.
If you tell me that yes I will be ‘Hero No. 1’ I am your ‘Deewana’. My ‘Asha’ is ‘Sirf Tum’. I cant live ‘Tum Bin’. Because I have ‘Ek Rista’ with you. I am not ‘Pardesi Babu’ but I am ‘Raja Hindustani’. It is not ‘Dillagi’ it is ‘Dil Ki Lagi’. One day ‘Dilwale Dulhniya Le jayenge’. I am not ‘Lofer’ and ‘Awaara’ but I am ‘Bazigar’. So please ‘Janam Samjha Karo’ and tell me that I am your ‘Dulhe Raja’.
If you tell no I will be ‘Khalnayak’. My sweet heart ‘Hum Aapke Dil Me Rahte Hai’ because I am your ‘Dil KiDhadkan’. So ‘Hum Tum Pe Marte Hai’. When I see your face then ‘Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai’ in my ‘Dil’ because ‘Dil To Pagal Hai’.
I hope that you be my ‘Bivi No. 1’ I tell you ‘Dhai Akshar Prem Ke’ from ‘Dil Se’ because ‘Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam’. Please ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hai’. tum meri ho jao ‘Bus Itna Sa Khwab Hai’. Please give me answer Yes or No.
‘Mujhse Shadi Karogi’
Yours,
‘BHOOT’
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To,
meri ‘Jaan’,
Sub:-‘Mujhe Kuchh Kehna Hai’.
I love you meri jaan ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’ with you ‘Chori Chori Chupke Chupke’ because ‘Pyar To Hona Hi Tha’. I want to you that I love you ‘Hamesha’ so I am writing a letter to you. I don’t play with you because ‘Pyaar Koi Khel Nahi’. We are not ‘Prem Qaidi’ but we are ‘Love Birds’. Please accept my ‘Love’.
If you tell me that yes I will be ‘Hero No. 1’ I am your ‘Deewana’. My ‘Asha’ is ‘Sirf Tum’. I cant live ‘Tum Bin’. Because I have ‘Ek Rista’ with you. I am not ‘Pardesi Babu’ but I am ‘Raja Hindustani’. It is not ‘Dillagi’ it is ‘Dil Ki Lagi’. One day ‘Dilwale Dulhniya Le jayenge’. I am not ‘Lofer’ and ‘Awaara’ but I am ‘Bazigar’. So please ‘Janam Samjha Karo’ and tell me that I am your ‘Dulhe Raja’.
If you tell no I will be ‘Khalnayak’. My sweet heart ‘Hum Aapke Dil Me Rahte Hai’ because I am your ‘Dil KiDhadkan’. So ‘Hum Tum Pe Marte Hai’. When I see your face then ‘Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai’ in my ‘Dil’ because ‘Dil To Pagal Hai’.
I hope that you be my ‘Bivi No. 1’ I tell you ‘Dhai Akshar Prem Ke’ from ‘Dil Se’ because ‘Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam’. Please ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hai’. tum meri ho jao ‘Bus Itna Sa Khwab Hai’. Please give me answer Yes or No.
‘Mujhse Shadi Karogi’
Yours,
‘BHOOT’
Kaise Karoon Shukriya
Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye
मात्र 50 रु
संता की बीबी प्रीतो एक दुकान पर पहुंची जहां परिंदे बेचे जाते थे। एक तोते के पिंजरे के आगे कीमत लिखी थी – मात्र 50 रु. ।
प्रीतो ने दुकानदार से पूछा – इसकी कीमत इतनी कम क्यों है जबकि तुम्हारी दुकान पर दूसरा कोई भी तोता 500 रु. से कम का नहीं है।
– दरअसल इस तोते का बोलचाल ठीक नहीं है। यहां आने के पहले यह एक वैश्या के घर में था। इसलिए कभी-कभी अश्लील बातें और भद्दी गालियां बकने लगता है। आप कोई दूसरा तोता ले जाइये, यह आपके घर के लायक नहीं है।
प्रीतो ने दो मिनट सोचा फिर बोली – चलेगा। मैं इसे अपने घर के लायक बना लूंगी। आप तो यही तोता दे दीजिए।
घर लाकर उसने तोते का पिंजरा अपने बेडरूम में टांग दिया और उसके कुछ बोलने का इंतजार करने लगी।
तोते ने शांतिपूर्वक इधर-उधर का मुआयना किया फिर बोला – वाह ! नया घर और नई औरत ! क्या बात है !
– ये तो कोई गाली नहीं है। प्रीतो ने सोचा ।
थोड़ी देर बाद उसकी दोनों बेटियां कॉलेज से वापस आ गईं ।
उन्हें देखते ही तोता बोला – दो-दो नई लड़कियां ! क्या किस्मत है बाप !
– इसमें भी ऐसी कोई बुरी बात नहीं बोली है उसने। दुकानदार खांमखा डरा रहा था। प्रीतो ने सोचा ।
शाम को प्रीतो का पति संता घर आया । उसे देखते ही तोता चहक कर बोला – ओए संता ! तू यहां कैसे यार ?
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai : Lauging Shayari
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye……
इन्तेलेगेंट sayare
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !