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Must sms

pyar karna gunah tou nhi
kisi ko dil mai basana khata tou nhi
gunah hoga ye dunia ki nazaro mai
dunia wale bhi insaan hai khuda tou nhi

sathi wo nahi jo zindgi bhar ka sath nibhay, sathi to wo hai zindgi ke kuch palon main bhi jeevan bhar ka sath nibhay.

Teacher: Tum School Mai Kisliye Aate Ho?
Rohit: Vidya Ke Liye Sir
Teacher: Fhir So Kyo Rahe Ho?
Rohit: Aaj Vidya Aayi Nahi

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya

na kashti na kinara hai, na koi manzil na sahara hai na koi aansu na khushi ka ishara hai par aap hai to lagta hai ki koi to hai jo hamara hai

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Mohabat ke bina

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai

Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi
Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain

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Diljale Movie shayari

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai
Aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,ek rangeen dhokha hai
Aur kuch nahi

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum

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Naseebon se ladhe

Naseebon se ladhe

Teri baat hi sunane aaye
Dost bhi dil dukhane aaye
Phool khilte hain to hum sochte hain
Tere aane ke zamane aaye
Dil dhadkta hain safar ke samay
Kaash phir koi bulane aaye …….

DIL YAAD HUME KABHI KABHI KARTA HOGA
DHADKAN BEKABU ROZ NA HOTA HOGA
HUMARE TO LAHU MAIN GHULI HEY TERI DOSTI
AUR AWAZ WAHA SE AATI HEY TERI WAFAON KI…..

Mehefilo main auro ko khush kiya jata hey
Tanhaeeyo main khud ko khush kiya jata hey
Tanhaee ki is khubsurtiko samjo
Aur mast ho zindagee jiyo
Phir chahiye mehefil ho ya tanhaee
Khushiya to har jagah milegee…..

Pyar ho ya dosti ho
Inme wafadaree ki koi baat nahin hoti
Inme to bus ehesas hoten hey
Jinme bewafaee ke liye koi jagah nahin hoti…

Nakhuda maan ke baithe hai jinki kashti mein,
Woh hume maujo mein le aye hai dubone ke liye,
Woh hawaon ki tarah rukh badal lete hai,
Hum naseebon se ladhe the jinhe pane ke liye……

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Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, “Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.” Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?”
“John Smith,” replies the woman.

“Gee,” says Saint Peter, “we’ve got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?”

The woman thinks for a moment, then says, “Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave.”

“Oh!” says Saint Peter. “You mean Whirling John Smith!”
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The Minister
JokesWareHouse

The Minister

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in
front of the service station.

Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

“Reverend,” said the young man: “Sorry about the delay. It seems as if
everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”

The minister chuckled: “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”

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MountainWings – No Enemies
Issue # 8037

No Enemies

The minister’s sermon went on and on about how important it was to forgive
people and

reach out to them so as not to make enemies.

“Is there anyone in this church who can honestly say they have no enemies?”
asked the

minister.

Not a hand went up. But a few moments later, a very elderly lady in the
back row raised her

frail little hand.

“Please, come up and tell us what you have done over all these years that
you can be so

confident you have no enemies,” asked the minister.

Dutifully the old woman limped up to the front of the church where she
explained: “I outlived ’em all.”

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Cool SMS, Hindi Sayari, Friendship Sayari

Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho
Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho
Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho
Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho

Aaj keh diya fir na kehna kabhi,
meri nazro se dur tum na rehna kabhi,
khushi bankar labzo pe aaye ho tum
Ashq bankar aankho se na behna kabhi

Kitne bhi dur jao HUMSE bhag na paoge,
Zindgi ke har mod pe HUME hi paoge.
Chahe kitne Bhi Msg Delete karo AAPKA
inbox hamare SMS se Bhara hi Paoge.

Jis din humne kar li bandh aakhen, Kai aakhon se us din ansu barsenge, jo kehte hai bahut bolte he hum ,,
Kabhi vahi hamari awaaz sun ne ko tarsenge … From my Heart

Na sathi koi
na humsafr koi
Na hm kisi k
na hamara hi koi
Par apko dekh kr kh skte hai
K Pyra sa DOST hmara b hai koi

Dolat Sohrat sbke Pas Hai
Kusiya Gam Sabke Nasib Me Hai
Pyar Nafrat Sabke Dil Me Hai
Par Kusnsib Hi Ham kyoki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamre Pas hai

Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi

Meri Dosti Ka Hisaab Jo Lagaao Ge,
To Meri Dosti Ko Behisaab Paao Ge,
Paani Ke Bulbulay Si Hai Meri Dosti,
Zara Si Thais Lagi To Dhoondhte Reh Jaao Ge.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Hum tumhe chahte tho bohat hai,
Chahat ke badle chahat hi chahate hai,
kya kehne hamari chahat ki ,
ki hum jisi chahte hai wo kisi aur ko chahte hai.

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?.

GULAB KA PHOOL KAANTO SE JUDAA HO SAKTA HAI,
MAGAR APNI KHUSHBOO SE NAHI,
APNI MEHBOOBA APNE SE JUDAA HO SAKTI HAI,
MAGAR APNE DIL SE NAHI…….. .

HUM NE HAR SHAM CHIRAGO SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
SHART HAWAON SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
JANE KIS GALI SE MERA DOST AAJAYE,
ISLIYE HAR GALI PHOOLON SE SAJA RAKHI HAI

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari..

Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar aati hai,
woh subah rangeen,woh shaam nirali jaati hai,
jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai.

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friendship sayari

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!
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Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…
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Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
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Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.
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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!
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Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
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kis ki thi

Meri taswir main rang aur kisi ka to nahi
gher len mujhko sab ak main tamasha to nahi

zindagi tujhse har ik sans pe samajhuta karun
shauq jine ka hai mujhko magar itaa to nahi

ruh ko dard mila dard ko ankhen na mili
tujhko mahsus kiya hai tujhe dekha to nahi

sochte sochte dil dubne lagta hai mera
zahan ki tah main ‘Muzaffar’ koi dariya to nahi

zakhm-e-tanhai main khushbu-e-hina kis ki thi
saya diwar pe mera tha sada kis ki thi

uski raftar se lipti rahi meri ankhen
us ne mur kar bhi na dekha k wafa kis ki thi

waqt ki tarah dabe panw ye kaun aya hai
main andhera jise samjha wo qaba kis ki thi