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सोचना चाहिए था

एक भैंस के सींग बड़े सुन्दर और घुमावदार थे। एक मूर्ख उन सींगों को देख देखकर सोचा करता कि अगर मैं इनमें अपने पांव डाल दूं तो क्या हो ?

आखिर एक रोज उसने फैसला कर ही डाला और अपने पैर भैंस के सींगों में डाल दिये। इस पर भैंस फुनफुनाती हुई चौकड़ी भरती हुई भागने लगी। आदमी की हालत देखने लायक थी। आखिर बड़ी मुश्किल से भैंस रोकी गई। लोगों ने मूर्ख से पूछा –
– तुम्हें ऐसी बेवकूफी करने के पहले कुछ तो सोचना चाहिए था !

– आप ऐसा कैसे कहते हैं कि सोचा नहीं ! तीन महीने तक सोचते रहने के बाद ही मैंने यह काम किया है।
मूर्ख ने जवाब दिया।

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sayari ka boss

Shayari from boss… Arz kiya hai………-….. Transactions hote hain… Errors ka sama hota hai…. Aise mausam mein hi to

PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai…. Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte… Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. (wah

wah … wah wah)

Employee’s reply… Arz kiya hai………-….. Promotion hote hain… Disappointment ka sama hota hai… Aise mausam mein hi to

Attrition jawan hota hai…. Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte… Ye fasana to Resignation se bayan hota hai….

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Birthday Shayari

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin
Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin
Main kabhi na bhulonga apne yaar ka janmdin
Chahe woh ho mera akhri din
Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega
Jispe likha hoga ” mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye

Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se
Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhari..

Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko ”Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar..

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Shayari about Cricket


india Wined Twenty20 World Cup final
twenty 20 cricket, twenty20 cricket, twenty 20 cup, twenty20 cup
Shayari On Cricket
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye…,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye…,
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye…,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye…,
Arey koi samjhao, India ko……,
cricket match mein jitane wala chahiye !!!
Indian cricket team mein dekho toe sab kaayar

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hindi love sayari

Usne Haton per Mehndi lagi howi hay
Hum ne us ki doli sajai howi hay
Hum ko pata tha k who bewafa niklein gey
Is lye hum ne uski choti behan bhi phasai howi hay

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya

Neend jab bhi hamain agosh main leti hay
Thumara chehra ankhon main bas jata hay
Eik dum ankh khul jati hay aur monh se Ammi bhoot nikal jata hay

Ek Lamhey Mein Us Ney Zindagi Sanwar Dee,
Ek Lamhey Mein Us Net Zindagi Ujaar Dee,
Kasoor Uska Nahi Mera Thaa,
Jo Un Go Lamho Mein Zindagi Guzar Dee,,

Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

kisi achay dost ko kabhi mat azmayo,ho sakta hai who kisi waja say app ki azmayish per pora na uter sakay .ur app aik achay dost say mahroom ho jayo.

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.
Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.
Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai

BUCH PANN SAY CHAHAA TUM KO.
AJ TUK NA I,L,U KH SKY TUM KO.
AB KRY ALLAH KUCH KARASHMA KY TUM HE AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO.
BUSS CHAHIN GIN TUM KO .
AB KESAY GUZAROON IN DINOO KO AB CHOROO BE NA AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO

Main ik khawab Dekhta hoon
TUmhay Apnay sath dekhta hoon
Main dekhta hoon k jashay
Teri cahat ka har qatra
Mera naseeb ho jashay
Main apnay hathoon main
TUmhara hath dekhta hoon
Khwab b kitnay ajeeb hotay hain
TUm apnay khawab dekhtay hooo
main tumharay kahwab dekhta hoon

Lo0g palat jateen hain hamara Gam dekh ker,
Jaise Laher lout jati hai Kinara dekh ker,
Mat dena hamare Janaze ko Kandha kahin,
UTH na jayeen app ka SAHARA dekh ker.

Aah jao jao ka abi zabtt ka mousam nahi gya
Aah jao ka abi paharoo pa baraaf jami hay
kashboo ka jazeroo sa staroo ki hadoo taak…
Is shahir main sab kuch hay Ek teri kami hay.

La phir ik bar wohi bada-o-jam aay saqi
Hath aa jay mujhay mera maqam aay saqi.
Tine-so-sal say hain hind kay makhanay band
Aab manasab hay tera faiz ho aam aay saqi

Har mod par mukaam nahi hota, dil k rishto ka koi naam nahi hota, dil ki roshni se khoja hai aapko, aap jaisa DOST milna aam nahi hota.

roshani me ek chand dikha,
maine use ek letter likha,
agar pyar nahi karti mujhse ,
to tum apne aap ko bedag dikha.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
sagar se gahara koi nahi
ab aapki kya tarif karu—-
dost me aap jaisa—
nalaya koi nahi!

Mujhe Apni Aankho Ke Samunder Main Doob Jaane De.
Mujrim Hoon Main Tera, Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De,
Zakham Kitne Mile Chahat Se Teri Mujhko.
Sochata Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De.

Tumhein dil main basaye rakhta hoon,
Aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon,
Tumhain hamari nazar na lage,
Is liye apni nazar jhukaye rakhta hoon.

Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilon me chhupi daulat nahi dekhi,
Jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai mohobbat,
Usne shayad humari mohobat nahi dekhi!

Woh Mera Tha Yeh Batana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Ab Us Say Aankh Milana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Jo Zindagi Main Kabhi Bhi Mera Na Ho Paya
Ab Us Ka Khaab Main Ana Ajeeb Lagta Hai..
Baray Khaloos Say Dawat Tu Us Nay Bheeji Hai Par
Us Ki Mehfil Main Jana Ajeeb Lagta Hai…
Tha Jis Ka Hath Humesha Humaray Hathoon Main
Ab Us Say Hath Milana Ajeeb sa lagta Hai

Surakh aankho se woh jab hamy dekhte hain,
Ham ghabra-kar aankhein jhuka lete hain…
Kaun milaaye un aankho se aankhein,
Suna hai woh aankho se apna bana lete hain.

Baddi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe…
Tujhe bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar,
Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah,
Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen,
Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

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hindi sayari

lehro se milkar na woh bahe sakey na hum,
ek dujhe k dil mein na woh rahe na hum,
jeet lethe aasman ek din lekin,
palkoh ki khamoshi koh hotose na
woh kahe sakey na hum

marne per hamein jannet mile na mile ,ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile ,sms karne mein kabhi kanjusi mat karna , kya pata uper jake mobile mile na mile ,,,

koi hasrat nahin baaki tere aane ke baad ,kiska karun intezaar tumhe paane ke baad ,kyun pyaar mein jaan luta dete hain log, mujhe maloom hua tujhe pane ke baad,,,

jab jab hamein pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwaane ‘ki har ladki ki maaapni saas lagti hai,

ak din jab hum na ho ga tum ko wo sab yaad ay ga
hr bat wo sub yaad kar k dil dr jay ga.ak din jab hum na ho ga.
jaan ki sasi

appo se dil lagne ki adath nahi rahi.
har waqath muskurane ke adath nahi rahi,
ye such kar koi nahi manayega mujhe
ab root ne ki adath hi nahi rahi.

humne jab khushi mehsos ki
har khadam pe aapki kami mehsos ki,
dour rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hue
yeh baat humne dilse mehsos ki.

wo pyaar hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho aur wo din hi kya
js din aap ki yaad na ho.

mohabbat kya hai,ek dhoka hai,isme har ek insaan rota hai,
kya mila kisiko mohabbat karke jisne nahi kiya wo bhi kisiki daastan sun ke rota hai…………

jab waqt ne zindagi se hisab manga tho socha ke kya khoya?kya paya?
khone ka to hisab na mila yad raha to bas itna ko,dost aap jaisa paya.

HAR RAAT CHANDNI NAHI HOTI.HAR KISIMAI AAP JAISI BATT NAHI HOTI..NA JANE KHUDA KAYA SAZA DE RAHA HAI, JO AAP SE HAMARI MULAKAT NAHI HOTI

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Shayaro Ki Shayari

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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INDIANS SMS

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota
Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota
Yu To Milta Hai Roz Mohabbat-E-Paigam
Pyar Hai Zindgi Jo Har Baar Nahi Hota……!!

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai
Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai
Sab To Aate Rahte Hai
Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya

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indians sms

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi

Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! …. !!

2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega