Category: : Hindi Sayari

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola – “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno aab jag jao…Dekho, sawera honewali hai…

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

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KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

3 Chizo par kabu rakho.
“Gussa”
“Daulat”
“wife”
3 Chizo sa Nafrat Karo.
“Zulm”
“Gurur”
“Bewafai”
3 Chizo Ko Apnao.
“iman”
“Sachae”
Aur
“Mere Dosti

usay apnay parday ki fiker thi wo jo mera waqif e haal tha,
wo jo uski subha e urooj thi,wohi mera waqt e zawal tha,
meri baat kese wo manta,mera dard kaisy wo janta,
wo to khud fana k safar pe tha,usay rokna bi mahaal tha,
kahan jaogay mujhy chor ker mein ye poch poch k thak gya,
wo jawab mujhko na de saka,wo to khud sarapa sawal tha,
wo mila jo sadyon k baad bi,meray lab pe koi gila na th,
usay meri chup ne rula diya,jise guftagu pe kamal tha…!

Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.

Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.(
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.”

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.

What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Submitted by Siddharth, SaAK

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He’s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains…. Cool sms Shayari

You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face….

Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Nice people are blessed people,
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.

An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. &sum say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai shreek

Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.

Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari. Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Tere dvar par sanam,
hazar baar aayenge,?
Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,!
ganti bajayenke aur…..,
bhaag jayenke….ha ha ha.

Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai

Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE….