Category: HIndi SMS Sayari
Some Joke… Some more laugh…:)
Some Joke… Some more laugh…:)
A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father’s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, “Father, Father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever — the one you have been toiling on for ten years — in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!”
His father frowned, and scolded his son, “I did not say that it WOULD go on forever, son. I said that it COULD go on forever! When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn’t it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour?”
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For a demonstration, click on the link below…
Homeland Security
Quickies
One day I was reading a newspaper. On page two was a picture of a famous politician and his gorgeous wife.
Slightly jealous of the politician, I turned to my wife and said, “”It’s unfair that the biggest jerks in the world catch the most beautiful wives.”
My wife smiled and replied, “Why, thank you, Dear.”
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At a children’s hospital, a little boy about three years old was brought into the emergency room. He had filled both ears with tiny pebbles.
After working over an hour to remove the stones, the doctor asked, “Son, why would you stuff so many pebbles in your ears?”
“Because,” he replied matter-of-factly, “they kept falling out of my nose.”
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The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “With the captain’s compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”
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After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair.
His wife woke him in the morning. “It’s twenty to seven,” she called.
“In whose favor?”
Tum Bin Movie shayari
Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…
Phir Shaam-E-Tanhaai Jaagi
Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hain
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…
Kya Kya Na Socha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Is Dil Se Toofaan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…
Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…
HIndi SMS Sayari, Indian SMS Sayari
Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni……
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon…..
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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain….
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Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho ,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena
Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena,
dost na sahi Hum tumhare…insaan to hai…
Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena…!!
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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya
chup the hum to majboor samaj liya
yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum
phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.
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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe…!!!
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“Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti
khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein
Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti”…..
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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi….
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Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye
jinko apna khoon pilaaya….vohi hamein maar gaye
yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost
unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!
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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai
pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai
kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai
par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai
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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat
aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat
kyun na rowu teri yaad mein
din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat
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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya..
kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya…
Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse…
magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya…
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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge…
Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge….
Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye
Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge….
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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti
zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti
ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo
ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti
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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai…
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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee!
Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana!
Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein
Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein
Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni
Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!
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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Jee raha tha tumhare naam par
Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna
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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege
hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege
tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam
tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege
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Is zaalim aur Beraham duniyame….
Kab kaun kisika hota hai…..????
Dhokha to wohi deta hai…..
Jispe Zaada bharosa Hota hai…..
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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon..
tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon..
Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar…
Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??
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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai
Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai
kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai
chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai…?
Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai?
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi..
Jise hum paa nahin sakte,
usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????
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Pyar humari nasib main kahan,
Naha kisike chahat ke hum huqdaar,
Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera,
pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar……..
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme
pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe
ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai….ab woh kho gaye…
aankho se chalakte lahoo…mehendi ban gaye mere…
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AAankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay,
Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay,
Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum,
Koi Hai Jis K Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.
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Main aapke intezaar mein baitha hoon,
Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho,
Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai,
Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!
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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge
Royenge bohat magar aansu nah aayenge,
Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena,
Jannat me bhi honge to lout k aayenge….