Yaa teri yaad se………
Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi
“I got BSc, She got BCA”
” I was doing MSc, She got Married”
” I was preparing for JRF, She’s mother of 1 Chid”
“I am an intern to the Phd, She is mother of 2 children”
” I finally did Phd, her daughter is in 1st std”
” I became doctorate, Her daughter passed 10th”
” I have joined job, Her daughter has finished her college”
The Greatest Irony…..
Today is my engagement and her daughter is my fiancee…
I will never do Phd again!
Dil Me Agar “CPU” Hota To ? – Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,
Dimaag Me Agar “PRINTER” Hota To ?- Khayaalo Ka “PRINT OUT” Nikal Dete,
Dharkan Me Agar “PEN DRIVE” Hoti To?- Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete ,
Mann Me Jo “BLUETOOTH” Hota To ?- Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,
Ankhon Me Jo “WEBCAM” Hota To ?- Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,
Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek “COMPUTER” Hoti ?- ToH Restart Kar Lete..
DAD : – Every Time A Son Make His Dad
Unhappy ,
One Of His Father’s Hair Turns White …..
KID :- Now Understand Why
Grandpa’s Hairs Are All White…