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Dangerous Dosti…

Dangerous Dosti…


Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: “Where were you?”
.
Maine kaha: “Friend ke ghar tha…”
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, yahin par tha…”
.
2 ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai…”
.
3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?”
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: “Haan Papa bolo kya hua…!!!”
.
Ab bolo “Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!”
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Sweet SMS

Sweet SMS

Tujhko dekha bhi nahi,
aur teri Deed karli.
chand tu nazar nahi Aaya,
phir bhi humne Eid karli.

aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja
kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi

Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla.

Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi
Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi
Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin
Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi.

7 wonders of the world are:
Bole to
1 apun,
2 apun ka smile,
3 apun ka estayle
4 apun ka face,
5 apun ka nature,
6 apun ka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apun ka friend.

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”

Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai…

Tumse hai mera rishta Gulab sa,
Rehkar tumse door lagta hai azab sa,
Gulab ki toh seerat mein hai mehak dena,
Par hamari niyat mein hai tumhe pyaar dena.

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

It is scientifically proved
that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world

Sometimes
myHEART asks:
Why I miss you?
Why I like you?
Why I SMS you?
Then my mind answered,
Its bcoz..
“sweet” people NEED more CARE!

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Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nhi

Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nhi

Mile Ho Ap To Muzse Dur Mat Jana
Zindgi Me Akele Muze Chhor Mat Jana
Khata Ho Gayi To Maf Kar Dena
Magar Dusro K Sahare Hume Chhor Mat Jana.
iBaDat”RaB Ki
AuR SooRaT”YaaR Ki Ho
SaJDa”RaB Ka
AuR RaSaM”PyaR Ki Ho
AsHiQo”Ke
MaHzaB Ka”KYa KaHNa
ZiKaR”RaB Ka
AuR BaaT”YaaR Ki Ho..
Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nhi,
Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Preshan Nhi,
Jab Reply Kroge Tabhi Hum Or Sms Krenge,
Vrna Hmari B Sms Ki Koi Dukan Nhi
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To Kbhi Rate Beet Jti H

To Kbhi Rate Beet Jti H

Whatever you give to life it gives you back
Do not hate anybody that hatred
Which comes out from you will someday comeback to you
Teri Yad Aati H To Kbhi Ankhe Bhig Jati H
To Kbhi Rate Beet Jti H
Kosish To Bhut Ki,Pr Yade 2 Yade H
Kbhi Hm Haar Jte H
Kbhi Yade Jit jATI H
Rooh Ko Tadpa Rahi H Unki Yaad
Dard Bankar Chha Rahi H Unki Yaad
Harpal Saath Chalti H Parchai Bankar
Rote Rote Aa Rahi H Unki Yaad!
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Sweet sms’s just for u

Sweet  sms’s just for u 


You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u..

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

Whenever I miss u I won’t luk 4 u in my dreams or
try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U

Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever &
Loving u is what I plan to do forever

Monsoon’s Rain or Summer’s Heat,
UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat

May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.
May u find dreams & touch a star &
never forget how special U R

Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but
I always tell them that I don’t wanna go
cause I’m addicted to U!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know Mast~ need U.
Years may fly, tears may dry,
but my Love for u’ll never die.