Category: Hindi SMS

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Dikhawa…

Dikhawa…


Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte
Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte
Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir
Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte
Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar
Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte
Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe
Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte
Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein
Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte

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Maine usse ek ishara kiya…

Maine usse ek ishara kiya…

Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…


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Humko Mohabbat Hai Zindgi Se…

Humko Mohabbat Hai Zindgi Se…


Apno se juda kar deti hai,
Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai,
Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se.
Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai,
Phir bhi iska intzaar hai,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai,
Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai.
Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai,
Kabhi humse nazar churati hai.
Palkon se isko chakhte hain,
Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain,
Itni nazakat hai zindgi se,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye,
Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye.
Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai,
Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai.
Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi,
kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli,
Itni shararat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Door ye ho to ghum hota hai,
Pass ho to iska karam hota hai.
Khud apni marzi se chalti hai,
Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai.
Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain,
Mann hi mann ye sochte hain,
Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain,
Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain.
Har pal humko nahi hai roka,
Thoda humko bhi deti mouka.
Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein,
Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein,
Itni izazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.

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Agar dost bankar…

Agar dost bankar…

Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use



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Maa

Maa

Zindagi ki tapti dhoop mai ek thanda saya paya hai mai ne
Jab kholi aankh to apni maa ko muskorata howa paya hai mai ne
Jab bhi maa ka naam liya,
Os ka beshomaar pyar paya hai mai ne
Jab koi dard mehsoos howa, jab koi mushkil aayi
Apne pehlo mai apni maa ko paya hai mai ne
Jaagti rahi who raat bhar mere liye
Jaane kitni raatein, osay jagaya hai mai ne
Zindagi ke har moadh(mor) par, jab howi gumrah mai
Iski hidaayat par, pakarli seedhi raah mai ne
Jis ki dua se har moseebat loat jaye,
Aisa farishta paya hai mai ne
Meri har fiker ko janne wali,
Mere jazbaaton ko pehcanne wali,
Aisi hasti payi hai mai ne
Meri zindagi sirf meri maa hai,
Isi ke liye to,
Is zindagi ki shama jala rakkhi hai mai ne


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Insult SMS in Hindi

Insult SMS in Hindi


Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…

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Pareshan Pappu ki Kahani..

Pareshan Pappu ki Kahani..

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”
“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”