Category: Hindi SMS

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School Time SMS

Sapano Ki Baarat Thi,
Vo Mere Saath Thi
Halki Si Barsaat Thi
Tabhi Ek Awaaj Aai
Subah Ho gai Mamu

Hum Tum Se Door Kaise Rah Paate
Dil Se Tumko Kaise Bhool Paate
kaash Tum Sanso Ke Alava aaine me base hote
Khud ko dekhate to Tum Nazar Aate

Isqe Ke School Me Nayaa Mahaul Taiyaar Ho Gaya
Ek Teacher ko Pappu ki girlfriend se pyaar ho Gaya
Bus Tabhi Se pappu ka dil udaas ho Gayaa
Class Ke sare Bachche Fail Ho Gaye or Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

Mat kar mere dost hasinao ke husn se muhabbat
vo ankhon se vaar karati hai
maine teri vaali ki ankho me dekha hai
vo mujhe bhi pyaar karati hai

Husn Ki taarif na kijiye
suna hai Deewaro ke bhi kaan hote hai
bhagaa kar koi aur le jata hai
hum maasum yu hi badnaam hote hai

Dil Ka Dard Jo Na Samjhate Ho, Laakh Samjhaane Ke Baad Kya Khaak Khusboo Aayegi Phool, Mujhane Ke Baad, Makeup Se Jo Aayee He Tere face Pe Jo Chamak, Aa Gayi ho Ronak Jaise Ghar Putwane Ke Baad, Dilo-Dimaag Ke Meter Pe, Meri Yadon Ka Vajan Kum Daaliye, Varnaa Fuse ood Jaayega, Load Badh Jaane Ke Baad

likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jay,
her labzz me wo dard pher do ki phadhane wala pyar karane per majbur ho Jaye

Teri Dosti Ke Liye, Duniya Chhod Denge Hum, Teri Taraf Aaye, Her Tofaan Ko Mod Denge Hum, Per Yaad Rakhana, Gar Tune Saath Chhoda, To Teri Haddiya Bhi Tod Denge Hum

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lovely sms

hame tu mil ja, to mere jindgi ke parat hi badal jay
ager to mujhe mil ja to, meri chahat hi badal jay
teri is jawani ki khatir mai khuch bhi kar jaun
bus ek baar han kar de to teri khatir mai khud ko
badal dun

kitani jaldi ye mulakat gujar jati hai.
pyas bujhti nhi barsat gujar jati hai.
apni yado kah do is tarah n aaya kre need aati nhi aur rat gujar jati

zindgi veran si ban gayi hai.
gamo se apni pahchan ban gayi hai.
tanha the pahle ab bhi tanha hai .
har pyari cheej mout ka saman ban gayi hai

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Must sms

pyar karna gunah tou nhi
kisi ko dil mai basana khata tou nhi
gunah hoga ye dunia ki nazaro mai
dunia wale bhi insaan hai khuda tou nhi

sathi wo nahi jo zindgi bhar ka sath nibhay, sathi to wo hai zindgi ke kuch palon main bhi jeevan bhar ka sath nibhay.

Teacher: Tum School Mai Kisliye Aate Ho?
Rohit: Vidya Ke Liye Sir
Teacher: Fhir So Kyo Rahe Ho?
Rohit: Aaj Vidya Aayi Nahi

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya

na kashti na kinara hai, na koi manzil na sahara hai na koi aansu na khushi ka ishara hai par aap hai to lagta hai ki koi to hai jo hamara hai

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Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, “Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.” Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?”
“John Smith,” replies the woman.

“Gee,” says Saint Peter, “we’ve got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?”

The woman thinks for a moment, then says, “Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave.”

“Oh!” says Saint Peter. “You mean Whirling John Smith!”
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The Minister
JokesWareHouse

The Minister

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in
front of the service station.

Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

“Reverend,” said the young man: “Sorry about the delay. It seems as if
everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”

The minister chuckled: “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”

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MountainWings – No Enemies
Issue # 8037

No Enemies

The minister’s sermon went on and on about how important it was to forgive
people and

reach out to them so as not to make enemies.

“Is there anyone in this church who can honestly say they have no enemies?”
asked the

minister.

Not a hand went up. But a few moments later, a very elderly lady in the
back row raised her

frail little hand.

“Please, come up and tell us what you have done over all these years that
you can be so

confident you have no enemies,” asked the minister.

Dutifully the old woman limped up to the front of the church where she
explained: “I outlived ’em all.”

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kisi mod par

Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath key
Mumkin hai ke bichar jaayen bina mulakat key.
Kahan aansuon ki ye saugaat hogi,
Naye log honge nayee baat hogi.
Main har haal me muskurata rahoonga,
Gar tumhari mohabbat mere saath hogi.
Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main,
Badi door tak andheri raat hogi.
Musafir hoon main bhi, Musafir ho tum bhi
Phir kahin, kisi mod par mulaqat hogi

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Cool SMS, Hindi Sayari, Friendship Sayari

Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho
Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho
Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho
Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho

Aaj keh diya fir na kehna kabhi,
meri nazro se dur tum na rehna kabhi,
khushi bankar labzo pe aaye ho tum
Ashq bankar aankho se na behna kabhi

Kitne bhi dur jao HUMSE bhag na paoge,
Zindgi ke har mod pe HUME hi paoge.
Chahe kitne Bhi Msg Delete karo AAPKA
inbox hamare SMS se Bhara hi Paoge.

Jis din humne kar li bandh aakhen, Kai aakhon se us din ansu barsenge, jo kehte hai bahut bolte he hum ,,
Kabhi vahi hamari awaaz sun ne ko tarsenge … From my Heart

Na sathi koi
na humsafr koi
Na hm kisi k
na hamara hi koi
Par apko dekh kr kh skte hai
K Pyra sa DOST hmara b hai koi

Dolat Sohrat sbke Pas Hai
Kusiya Gam Sabke Nasib Me Hai
Pyar Nafrat Sabke Dil Me Hai
Par Kusnsib Hi Ham kyoki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamre Pas hai

Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi

Meri Dosti Ka Hisaab Jo Lagaao Ge,
To Meri Dosti Ko Behisaab Paao Ge,
Paani Ke Bulbulay Si Hai Meri Dosti,
Zara Si Thais Lagi To Dhoondhte Reh Jaao Ge.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Hum tumhe chahte tho bohat hai,
Chahat ke badle chahat hi chahate hai,
kya kehne hamari chahat ki ,
ki hum jisi chahte hai wo kisi aur ko chahte hai.

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?.

GULAB KA PHOOL KAANTO SE JUDAA HO SAKTA HAI,
MAGAR APNI KHUSHBOO SE NAHI,
APNI MEHBOOBA APNE SE JUDAA HO SAKTI HAI,
MAGAR APNE DIL SE NAHI…….. .

HUM NE HAR SHAM CHIRAGO SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
SHART HAWAON SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
JANE KIS GALI SE MERA DOST AAJAYE,
ISLIYE HAR GALI PHOOLON SE SAJA RAKHI HAI

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari..

Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar aati hai,
woh subah rangeen,woh shaam nirali jaati hai,
jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai.

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Indian Sayari, Hindi SMS

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Aap paas raho ya dur
hum dil se dil ki awaj mila sakate hai,
Na sms ke na khat ke mauthaj hai hum.
Per aap ke dil ko ek hichaki se hila sakate hai hum.
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Rah Rah kar teri yaad aaye to kya karun?
Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karu?
Sochata hu ki hogi mulakat khwabo me,
Lekin nind he naa aaye to kya karu?
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Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi sawar di,
Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi ujaad di,
Kasur unka nahi hamara tha,
Un do lamho me humne sari jindagi gujaar di.
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Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,
Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,
Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me be muskurane ki.
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Tu kahi be rahe tujh par ye iljam to hai,
Tere hatho ki lakiro me mera naam to hai,
Tu mujhe apana maan na man,
Tu jamane me mere naam se badnam to hai
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kis ki thi

Meri taswir main rang aur kisi ka to nahi
gher len mujhko sab ak main tamasha to nahi

zindagi tujhse har ik sans pe samajhuta karun
shauq jine ka hai mujhko magar itaa to nahi

ruh ko dard mila dard ko ankhen na mili
tujhko mahsus kiya hai tujhe dekha to nahi

sochte sochte dil dubne lagta hai mera
zahan ki tah main ‘Muzaffar’ koi dariya to nahi

zakhm-e-tanhai main khushbu-e-hina kis ki thi
saya diwar pe mera tha sada kis ki thi

uski raftar se lipti rahi meri ankhen
us ne mur kar bhi na dekha k wafa kis ki thi

waqt ki tarah dabe panw ye kaun aya hai
main andhera jise samjha wo qaba kis ki thi

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zindagi

Neend me khwab ki pyaas hai zindagi
ho nzariya toh bindaas hai zindagi
Zism ke rukh me zindagi kuchh bhi ho
Dil ke nazaro me ek ehsaas hai zindagi
Ahamiyat pyaar ki kya kahen aapse
Pyaar hai toh bas mere paas hai zindagi
Paas hokar bhi jo door hai aaj tak
Aise rishto se hi kuchh khaas hai zindagi
Tooti ummeeden fir se judne lagi hain
Har kadam ek nai aash hai zindagi
in sitaaron me ek Dost mil gaya
Verna toh kala aakaash hi hai zindagi