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Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtehaan liya,tanhai ne har mod pe dhokha diya.
Zindagi se phir b shikayat nahi Kyunki,Zindagi ne “Aap” jaisa dost bhi to diya.

Hum umidon ki dunia basate rahe,Vo bhi har kadam par aazmate rahe.
Jab mahobbat k imtihaan mein marna pada,Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe.

Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki,jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki.
vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar,magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.

Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum
to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha
gaya koi….!!!!!!!!!

Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale
zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,
uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,
ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.

Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusuvai se darte hain,
Dil meih umang hai tujhse milne ki Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain

ZINDGI YU GUJARI MOUT KE SAAYA TALE,
ZINDAGI ME OR KUCHH KARNE KI TAMNNA RAH GAYI,
KAHAR DHAHTE HAI BEBFA PYAR KE GUBAAR ME,
MARE JATE HAI WO JINKI KHTA HOTI NAHI.

Raat badh ti hai waqt k saath,,
Dil tadap ta hai tumare yaadon k saath…
Per raat k paas to chand hai,,
Magar iss DIL k paas aapni DHARKAN nahi…

CHEN SE SOE HUE HO RAAT KI TUME KHABAR NAHI…
KABRA HO RAHE HAI HUM ISS BAAT KI V KHABAR NAHI…
NADAN HOTE HAI WOH JO PYAR KO SAMAJH TE NAHI…
PYAR KO SAMAJH NE WALE BE-KHABAR KAVI HOTE NAHI

Jab sawan mein tanha bheegoge,
Jab aangan kali paooge,
Jab Saahil se takraati lehron mein,
Apni tanhayee mein kho jaoge,
Jab raat k tanha daman mein tum chand ko aadha paoge,
Jab Khud se batein karte karte door kahin kho jaoge,
Jab dil ki baat chupane ko humse nazrein churaoge,
Main tumse mohabbat kerti hoon har baar yeh sunna chahoge,
In sab lamhon mein jaan lena…
Tum ‘Tum’ Nahin ‘Hum’ ban jaooge…

me dua karti hu ke muje aap jesa dost mily
mile to easa ke kabhi bhi mujhe chod ke na jaye.

dua karana ke muje aap jesa hi dost mile
dua karana ke muje aap jesa hi pyar mile

hi this is akash puri from himachal india i want make good friends willyou friendship me
kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
hamesha dard hi paoge
karni hai to gehari dosti karo
hamesha umeed se doogna paoge

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye,

Tere baad kisi ko apnana bhool gaye,

Phir laga sara jahan veerana hum ko,

Jaise Chaman me phool meheknaa bhool gaye,

Tum se mohabat hi bataya saare Jahan ko,

Yahi baat tum ko batana bhool gaye,

Hum ne mita diya jahan bhi likha tha Naam Tera,

Magar apne dil se mitana bhool gaye,

Woh juda hue hum se muskrate hue,

Magar apni palkon se ansoo hatana bhool gaye…

Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.

DUNYAN MEIN KAB KISI KA DUKH APNATE HAIN LOG
DUNYAN MEIN KAB KISI KA DUKH APNATE HAIN LOG

RUKH HAWA KA DEKH KAR AKSAR BADAL JATE HAIN LOG…

Jo palpal chalti hai,
o jindagi hai,
jo pal pal jalti hai,
o roshni hai,
jo pal pal rulati hai,
o mohabate hai,
jo harpal saath nivati hai,
o sachi dost hai.

CHEN SE SOE HUE HO RAAT KI TUME KHABAR NAHI…
KABRA HO RAHE HAI HUM ISS BAAT KI V KHABAR NAHI…
NADAN HOTE HAI WOH JO PYAR KO SAMAJH TE NAHI…
PYAR KO SAMAJH NE WALE BE-KHABAR KAVI HOTE NAHI…

KHATAM HOTA NAHI RISHTA DOSTI KA ZINDAGI KE SAATH,
YEH RISHTA HAY WAFA KA,WOH BHI KHALOOS KE SAATH,
HUM RAHAIN NA RAHAIN SUB ESSA HI RAHE GA…….
PHIR KOI TO HOGA TO YAAD KAREGA MERI DOSTI ANSU KE SAATH.

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Khushi bhi doston se hai
Gham bhi doston se hai
Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyaar bhi doston se hai

Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai
Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai

Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai
Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai
Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai
Khwab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yun kahun yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai.

Kahi unkahi batoon ki ada hai dosti,
Har ranj-o-gham ki dawa hai dosti.
Zameen par kami hai pujne walo ki,
Warna is zameen par khuda hai dosti.

Har kadam par imtihan leti hai zindagi !

Har waqt neye sadme deti hai zindagi !

Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise karen !

Ke tum jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi !

Dosti koi farz nahin…Ek rishta hai yeh.
Raishte jo khoon se nahin… Dil se bandhe.
Dil jo kuchh pal ko mile… Mile zindagi bhar ke liye.
Ek zindagi kabhi puri nahin hoti… Aziz dost ke liye.

Kuch bikhre sapne aur aankhon main nami hai,
Ek chotta sa aasma aur ummidon ki zamin hai.
Yun to bahut dost hain jindagi main,
Par jo khas hai vahi paas nhi hai.

Kya zamaana tha, hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chup-chaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the.

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna,
Khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.

Ittefaq Se Hum Mile,
Ittefaq Se Aap Hume Pasand Aaye,
Ittefaq Se Hum Dost Bane,
Humari Dosti Ab Ittefaq Nahi,
Zindagi Ki Khoobsurat Hakikat Hai?.

Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai doston ka,
Kyoki dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.

Taqdir ne chaha taqdir ne bataya,

Taqdir ne tumko or humko milaya.

Khushnasib thay wo pal ya hum,

Jab aap jaisa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya.

Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai,
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gahara koi nahi,
ab aapki kya taarif karu,
Dosti me aap jaisaa pyara koi nahi.

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata.
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kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai

Aap na diwana kar diya,
ek bar dekh kar.
Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya,
bar bar dekh kar.

Tum jo chahata to halat badal sakta tha,
mera aasu tumhari aakh sa nikal sakta tha.
Magar tum to thara raha jheel ka pani ke tarha,
Banta samundar to bahut door nikal sakta tha.

Her baat ka matlab inkaar nahi hota
her jaghah pe beithna intizaar nahi hota
yun to milti hain hazaroon se nazrein
Her nazar ka matlab Pyaar nahi hota

Her baat ka matlab inkaar nahi hota
her jaghah pe beithna intizaar nahi hota
yun to milti hain hazaroon se nazrein
Her nazar ka matlab Pyaar nahi hota

hai bewafa tujhe pyaar kiya usne tujper mar mit kar,
tune chode diya use bich sadak per,
ai bewafa itna bhi na kha ghamand apne husna per,
itna bhi kya chadder bhi na daal aaye uske mare huve sarir per.

soory dost agar sayari pasand nahi to maaf karna chot khaya huwa insan hu is liye dimak kaam nahi karta

unki gali ke chakkar
kat kat kar bhi kutte hamare yar ho gaye,
wo to hamare ho na sake,
lekin hum kutto ke saradar ho gaye,

Rang ke pichhi vagar tasavir bana vi lidhi,
jigar thi jane jindagi sajavi didhi,
tamne puchhava no samay pan na rahyo,
prem ni am j duniya vasavi lidhi……..

bag main ek phul khila wo bhi kisee na tor dia
tum itna bewafa ho gaay ka milne bhi chor dia

Main mar jaoo to meri kabra par mat aana
kabra par aao to ful mat lana
ful lao to kabra par mat chadhana
kyunki me dab chuka hu muze aur mat dabana

asiq marate kaha jinda dafanaye jate hain ,/kabr ke niche sisakate huye paye jate hain/ unke muhabat ke dastan o v sunate hain chuske lekar /jinake lea o dafanaye jate hain

do pal ka sapana tha jise duniya samajh baithe the ham/nigahe asana ko na jane kya samajh baithe the ham

najar milate hi hua asar sarab ke tarah/ki o haqiqat gujar gaye ek khawab ki tarah/hos me jo aya to saya v na unaka payadil ke chaman ke halat thi ujade bag ke tarah |ke o

Aashiqui Ki Inteha se Naraaz Jo Naa Ho………
Aashiqui Ki Inteha se Naraaz Jo Naa Ho…….
Aawaj Do agar Aap mein se koi Dil Nawaaz Ho………

Gulshan ki faqat phoolon se nahin kanton se bhi zeenat hoti hai !
Jeene ke liye is dunia main gham ki bhi zaroorat hoti hai

Badlo ke darmiya kuch aisi sajish hui,
mera ghar mitti ka tha mere hi ghar barish hui,
usko bhi zid hai bijliya girane ki
aaur hame bhi zid hai wahi aashiya banane ki

Geele kagaz ke tarah hai zindagi apni
koi jalata bhi nahi, koi bahaata bhi nahi,
akele hi chale jaa rahe hai dil ke raaho me
koi satata bhi nahi, koi manata bhi nahi.

aakhon me aasoo aa jaate hai,
phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,
ye mohobbat bhi kya chiz hai yaro,
jisse karte hai, ussi se chupani padti hai

Tadap ke dekho kisi ke chahat me
to pata chale ke intezaar kya hota hai,
yunhi mil jaye agar koi bina tadpe
to kaise pata chale ke pyar kya hota hai.

“girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems and delete your smile”

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aap dil ke paas hote
dil to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap nazar ke paas hote..

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me nasha,
Nashe me mithas,
Mithas me ummid,
Ummid me khayal,
Khayal me tasvir,
Tasvir me aap..

Chahat me kisika imtihan na lena,
Jo nibha na shako wo wada na dena,
Jise uske bin jine ki aadat na ho,
Use kabhi jine ki dua na dena.

Waqt guzarata raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe the hum par aankho me namisi thi,
Sath humare ye jahan tha sara,
par naa jaane kun aapki kami thi

Log milte hai EVERY TIME
Pasand aate hai SOME TIME
Dosti hoti hai ONE TIME
Jo rehti hai LIFE TIME.

Kash sab ek jaise hote …
Ek hum hai jo msg nahi
apna DIL bhejte hai,
Aur Ek aap hai,jo DIL rakhne
k liye bhi Msg nahi bhejte…

The candles cannot burn without the light.
The moon cannot shine without the night,

DUNDH RAHA KISI KO JO AB TAK MILA NAHI
HAI MUKADAR HI KARAB, YA KISMAT MEIN KUCH HAI NAHI
KHUDA SE MUJHKO KOI GILA NAHI

ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai
aanke hasti hai magar dil rota hai
mante hai hum jise manzil apni ,
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai
aanke hasti hai magar dil rota hai
mante hai hum jise manzil apni ,
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai
aanke hasti hai magar dil rota hai
mante hai hum jise manzil apni ,
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona.

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai,
Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruaat hoti hai.
Tere hi khayalon mein khoye rehte hai hum,
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai.

diwane hai ham tujhe bhi bana denge.
dil me tere apni yad ki shama jala denge.
raho chahe jitne bhi pathar dil banke aap.
par yado se apni tumko bhi rula denge…

LOG KEHTE HAIN MUJHE AB BHI MOHABBAT HAI TUMSE
MAGAR MAIN KAHON KI YE MUMKIN NAHIN HAI

YA MAIN US MOHABBAT KE KABIL NAHIN THI
YA TU IS MOHABBAT KE KABIL NAHIN HAI

NA MAIN TERI MANZIL NA TU MERI MANZIL
KYA ITNA BATANA HI KAFI NAHIN HAI

ISHQ JODTA HAI IK DIL KO IK DIL SE
DIL TOOTE HAI PHIR BHI KAHIN KUCH KAMI HAI

PYAR HOTA AGARTO TUMHE BANDH SAKTA
JO ROK NA SAKE WOH MOHABBAT NAHIN HAI.

ai kalam ruk zara mohabbat ka mukam ayaa hai
teri noke ke niche mere mahbobe ka naam ayaa hai

pattharo ko itna na pujo ke woh dewta ho jay
chahane wale ko itna na chaho ke woh bewafa ho jay

Hum unhe paane nikle
jinki surat ke aghe chaand taare bheeke hai,
hosh me nahi the ham,
ke apko apnane ki zidd karr betai,
zameen ki mitti hokar asmaan se dil laga betai

Agar Jawab Doge to baat karenge,
nahi doge to intezar karenge !
dosti ki hai aapse isliye Marte Dam tak
Aap ko Har Pal Yaad Karenge !

unka ashiyana dil mai basa rakkha hai,,
unki yaando ko seene se lagaye rakkha hai,,
pata nahi yaad ate hai wahi q,,
waise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakkha hai

Tumare Bagair Jeena Kya,
Jeena ka Khawab Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta,
Sanso Ke Bagair Kutch Pal Main Ji Sakta Hu,
Lakin Tumhare Bagair Nahi,
Tum Ha Tum Wo Pahli Ladki Ho,
Jise Main Zindagi Se Badkar Chahne Laga Hu,
Mara Aaj Mera Kal,
Meri Pooja Main Meri Duwao Main,
Sirf Tum Ho Tum,
Tare Toot Jayenge Chand Bujh Jayega,
Lakin Ummid Ki Aakhiri Kirin Bujhne Tak,
Aakhri Sans Chalne Tak,
Main Tumhara Rasta Dekhunga,
Ha Tuhi.. Main Tumhara Rashta Dekhunga.

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Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! …

Bhoj gay hain jo deay un ko jala kar dekho!!
Phool guldano main Kagaz k saaja kar dekho!!
Ap ko agar andaza nahi ho mere tot jane ka!!
Koi pather kesi Shishe per bhi gira kar dekho!!

Hijar-gum ki Aag ko Gulzar bana detay hain jo!
Ase bhi log hain Jahan main ap apna kar dekho!
Ab bhi mil jayei n gi bhar Rang zindagi main!
Apne Mehalon se Verane main aa kar dekho!

Pher yehi Tanhaiy bhi tumara saath dein gi!!
Ek bar dil se Humain Pukar kar bhi dekho!!
Mil ja y gi Muhabaat kise Rahygozar main bhi!
Apne Sar se ye Ameere ka taj Utar kar dekho!!

Meta nahi sakhe Duniya dastan ishqe koi!
Ek nazar Fasany-Muhabaat par kar dekho!!
Hum ne bhi sahi hai yun Hijar-gumsare!!
K koi Charag hawaon main jala kar dekho!

Socho to ketine Khawabdeda guzri zindagi!
Kabhi khud ko Raaton main jaaga kar dekho!
Akser koi soch ta hai Anjam muhabaat kaya!
Mefeel-Shama main Pawane ko bola kar dekho!

Duniya dare ko to Parkha hai Buhut tum ne(zubair)
Ab ek (jokar ki duniya )main bhi Rahey kar dekho!Kashti Zandagi ki ab Aa k Saheel per aa Thayri!!
Koston ye Manzar bhi kabhi khud aa kare dekho!!

aay zindagi mujhe itna ahsas na dila apne hone ka,
k bade jata hai daard tujhy khone ka,
———————————————–
rahy yun agar tu mujhe se khafa khafa,
to shayad na rahe daar tujh se door hoo ne ka,
———————————————–
de mujhe itne gum k hojay roshan mare tanhai,
k dard sa lagta hai in raaton main kho ne ka,
———————————————–
the to nahi adat k raheta main apne yaadon main ; per ek ahsan hai mujhe pher ab mare zindagi ka ,
———————————————–
aay zindagi itna ahsas na dila apne hone ka ,
k bade jata hai daard tujhe khone ka,
by- jokar

Bhoj gay hain jo deay un ko jala kar dekho!!
Phool guldano main Kagaz k saaja kar dekho!!
Ap ko agar andaza nahi ho mere tot jane ka!!
Koi pather kesi Shishe per bhi gira kar dekho!!

Hijar-gum ki Aag ko Gulzar bana detay hain jo!
Ase bhi log hain Jahan main ap apna kar dekho!
Ab bhi mil jayei n gi bhar Rang zindagi main!
Apne Mehalon se Verane main aa kar dekho!

Pher yehi Tanhaiy bhi tumara saath dein gi!!
Ek bar dil se Humain Pukar kar bhi dekho!!
Mil ja y gi Muhabaat kise Rahygozar main bhi!
Apne Sar se ye Ameere ka taj Utar kar dekho!!

Meta nahi sakhe Duniya dastan ishqe koi!
Ek nazar Fasany-Muhabaat par kar dekho!!
Hum ne bhi sahi hai yun Hijar-gumsare!!
K koi Charag hawaon main jala kar dekho!

Socho to ketine Khawabdeda guzri zindagi!
Kabhi khud ko Raaton main jaaga kar dekho!
Akser koi soch ta hai Anjam muhabaat kaya!
Mefeel-Shama main Pawane ko bola kar dekho!

Duniya dare ko to Parkha hai Buhut tum ne(zubair)
Ab ek (jokar ki duniya )main bhi Rahey kar dekho!Kashti Zandagi ki ab Aa k Saheel per aa Thayri!!
Koston ye Manzar bhi kabhi khud aa kare dekho!!

har-aik ruuh kii saanson pe wazan dekh raha huun
mein har-aik sakhs ke haathon mein kafan dekh raha huun
ruuh=words line
Ai khirad-mandon khuda hone ka daavA na karo
mein to insaan mein aadam ko bhii kam dekh raha hoon

yeh hawaaon mein zahar aur yeh biimaar fiza
kal ko jo hona hai anzaam-e-chaman dekh raha hoon

yeh khudaaon ke liye qatl-e-khuddai choRho
nasl-e-aadam mein tabaahi ka chalan dekh raha hoon

roshni waalon andheron mein bhii jeena siikho
mein aaftaab ke kadmu mein thakan dekh raha hoon

jab ziNdgi karke kinaara guzar gayee
pher zikr kiya kareiN woh kahaaN kidhar gayee

yeh to nahiN gilaa sath maare raqeeb neiN
dekha tujhe jo saath zaraa aaNkh bhar gayee
bhar=ansoon,
chupaana logoN se to naa mushkil kabhi huaa
Aayna jab bolne lagaa meri zaat dar gayee

chaahat ki raah pe mukaam roshan kiye bahut
mohabbat wafa dosti main teri nazar gayee

naam dost ka lekar jo karta rahaa bas dua
kyoN uske iNtzaar meiN tamanna thehar gayee
tamanna=zindagi

gaati thee “zubair” aksar woh laRki teri ghazal
kar k soony maazi ki gali kis shaher gayee

“”yeh meri lagzish…yeh meri uljhan…
sambhal na paayee …sulajh na paayee!
khirad ko bhi aazmaa chukaa hoon
junoon ko bhi aazmaa chukaa hoon!!

Maut jab saamne aati hai to jee letaa hoon,
Zakhm muh kholne lagte hain to see letaa hoon,
mujhko maaloom hai masti ki haqeeqat lekin,
Hosh jab hadd se guzarti hai to pee letaa hoon!!

Naksh kuch mitte rahe kuch sooratein banti raheen,
Ranj ki beshi kabhie se raahatein banti raheen,
Mera sarmaayaa umeedon ke sivaa kuch bhi na thaa,
Kuch to yaadein ban gayeen kuch hasratein banti raheen

Socha nahin achha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahin,
Maanga khuda say raat din, teray siva kuch bhi nahin !
Dekha tujhay, socha tujhay, chaha tujhay, pooja tujhay,
Meri khata meri wafa, teri khata kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..

Jis par hamari aankh nay moti bichayey raat bhar,
Bheja wahi kagaz usay, hamnay likha kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..

Ik shaam ki dahleez par, baithay rahey woh dher tak,
Aankhon say kee batain bahut, munh say kaha kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..

Socha nahin achha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahin,
Maanga khuda say raat din, teray siva kuch bhi nahin !

dete ho kyu ye dard bus humi ko kya
samjoge tum in ankho ki nami ho
u to hoge lakho dewane is chand k
chand kya mehsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko

hum apne app par garoor nahi karte
kisiko pyr karne par majbor nahi karte
magr jise ek bar dil mein basa le phir marte damtak use dilse door nahi karte

Wishwas banke log zindagi me aate hain
khwab banke ankhon me samajate hain
phele to ye yakin dilate hain ki wo hamare hain
fir na jane kyu tanha chod jate hain

hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki
aur koi khwaahish nahi is deewane ki
shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai
kya zaroort thi unhe itna khoobsurat banane ki

fassle mitakar aapas me pyaar rakhana
pyar ka ye rishta hamesh barkarar rakhna
bicod jayen kahin hum agar
ankhon mei hamesha intezar rakhna

My frndship is like sugercane u crush it
twist it squeez it beat it to plup
all that you’ll get is sweetness.

WOh Bekhabar Hai Bakhabar Kabhi Nahin hota….
Hamari Baat Ka Jis Par Asar Nahin Hota…

Charagh-e-Hijar Musalsal Jalaye Bethay Hain……
Kabhi Hawa Ka Udhar Se guzar Nahin Hota…

Khud Apne Wastey Jeena Bhi Koi Jeena Hai….
Safar Yeh HAyat Ka kion Mukhtasar Nahin Hota…

Khud apne Dais Ki Matti Mera Tashakhus Hai…
Diyar-e-Gair Ka Ghar Apna Ghar Nahin hota…

payal Yeh Ishq Ki Soghat Bhi Ajab Shai Hai…..
Yeh Woh Shajar Hai Jis Ka Samar Nahin Hota…

Mujhay roshni k jazeeron say …

Is tarhaan mili ho tum …

Jaisay taareek rahoon main …

Koi diya ho mad’dham sa …

Jis ki roshni main khud ko daikh to sakta hoon magar …

Yeh roshni ka safar shayad mera hamsafar na ho …

Shayad k tera milna kabhi bhi meri zindagi ka muqaddar na ho …

So aaj inhi lamhoon main …

Lota dain jitni chahatain hain …

Mere dil k nehaan khanoon main …

Jitni un kahi batain hain …

Phir kal fursat milay na milay …

Jis tarhaan saji hai aaj apni mehfil …

Phir yeh bazam sajay na sajay …

Kyon k main janta hoon …

Kay meri natamaam khuahishoon main ab …

Tumhain bhi shamil hona hai …

Aaj paya hai tumhain muqaddar say …

Kal isi tarhaan …

Tumhain bhi khona hai …

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indian dosti shayari, indian loves sms and shayari,

asma humse naraaz hai
taaro ka gussa lajawab ahi
vo sab mujhse jalte hai
qki chand se behter dost hamare paas hai….

Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
saath hoke bhi thodi doori si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hothon pe hasi ankhon me majburi si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mere dost pahle baar kisi ki dosti khoobsorat si lagi

chhu liya aakar kisi ne shayad wo hawa ka jhoka tha
har ahat par doud pada main shyad wo nazar ka dhokha tha

Pyaar Bina Jeena
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

payar se payar melta hai
dosti se dosti melti hai
magar humien woh nahi melta
jisae hum chatey hai.

jo guzar gaya woh bhi kal tha
jo aney wala woh bhi kal
faisla aap ke haath mien hai
aap kis kal mien jeena chatey ho………….

ab ke sawan mien na jane kaisi barsat hui
mera gahr chod kar
saare sehr mien barast hui…..

Wafaoon Ki Hum Say Tawwaqu Nahi Hai
Magar Aik Baar Aazma Ker To Daikho
Zamanay Ko Apna Bana Ker To Daikha
Hamein Bhi Tum Apna Bana Ker To Daikho …

Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai…

Na Sathi hai koi,Na Humsafar hai koi,Na Hum kisi ke na Humara hai koi,Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte he ki,Dost to Humara bhi hai koi…..

Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai..

Hathon mein hoti hai lakiren hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushyun ki bahar,
Na jane wo kaun si lakeer hai ,
Jisme khuda ne lekh diya ap jaise DOST ka pyar..

ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi,
zindgi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi,
samaj aye to humein bhi bataana ke,
kyon karti hain yadein pareshan kabhi kabhi.

har roz naya zakham-e-judai na diya kar,
milna jo nahin hota to dikhai na diya kar,
ab teri batoon mein sachhai nahin milti,
ab apni mohabbat ki safaai na diya kar.

kadam kadam pe baharoon ne sath chora,
zarurat parne par yaroon ne sath choda,
sitare bole hum denge tumhara sath,
par jab subah hoyi to sitaroon ne bhi sath chora.

mali ne diwaroon pe likh diya, phool todna manah hai,
kash khuda asamaan pe likh deta, bewafaai kadna manah hai.

chhu liya aakar kisi ne shayad wo hawa ka jhoka tha
har ahat par doud pada main shyad wo nazar ka dhokha tha

Tapish sooraj ki hoti hai jalna zameen ko parta hai““
“““`kasoor aankhon ka hota hai tarapna “`Dil“` ko parta hai

koi na mila jispe duniya loota daite sab ne dhokha diya kiss kiss ko bhoola deate dil ka haal dil main hi daba rakha hain bayan kiya hota to sari mehfil ko rula deate

dil to tod diya chita bhi jala dena kafan na mile to duptta
uda dena koi poochhe rog kiya tha sir jhuka ke mohbbt bata dena

Lakho log mohabbat karte hai Duniya me,
Unjaise hum nahi,
Dikhane ke liye hum bhi banasakte hai TAJMAHAL,
Lekin MUMTAZ ko marnede wo SHAHJAHAN hum nahi…

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

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indian sms and shayari, indian dosti shayari and sms

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi !

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Types of Kiss (Thought About Kiss)

Types of Kiss (Thought About Kiss)

1 – ICE KISS

Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!

– 2 – ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS

The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other’s lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another…the please us the kiss right after the shock!

– 3 – CAMPING KISS

On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss.

– 4 – REWARD KISS

Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.

– 5 – POST-IT KISS

Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over your lips that says, “LIFT FOR KISS”

– 6 – KISSING IN THE RAIN

The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss ’till the two of you are soaked.

– 7 – HERSHEY`S KISSES

Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love’s purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads “SORRY, I CAN’T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.

– 8 – TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS

Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR

(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something I’ve got to get off my chest.

TESS: I’m too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That’s nice. Even when I’m sober?
SAM: Even when you’re brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)

– 9 – KISSES IN A BALLOON

Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love’s chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.

– 10 – TOLL KISS

Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.

– 11 – MORSE CODE KISS
I
f you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to decipher them.

– 12 – KISSING METER KISSES

We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an “expired” sign appear when you need another kiss.

– 13 – AUDIO STIMULATION

Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love’s cassette player (walkman, car or home) with a note attached.

– 14 – BREAKFAST IN BED KISS

Slip out of bed early and prepare a special “Kissing” breakfast to serve to your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss between bites!

– 15 – STAIRWELL KISS

This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element.

– 16 – SCUBA KISSING

Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her.

– 17 – EYE TEST KISS

Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor’s office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, “IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me.” Now find your love and give an eye exam.

– 18 – THYMELY KISS

Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love’s lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.

– 19 – SHOPPING LIST KISSES

Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.

– 20 – BAD HABIT KISS

Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.

– 21 – CLOUD SHAPE KISS

Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss.

– 22 – CHECK KISS

With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.

– 23 – TOE KISS

Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.

– 24 – CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES

Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out all the “KISS ME” hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note “REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!”

– 25 – RENDEZVOUS KISS

With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips.

– 26 – BATH KISS

Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)

– 27 – MACHINE GUN KISS

In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover’s lips.

– 28 – KISS-A-THON

Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer than usual.

– 29 – PINK PANTHER KISS

Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!

– 30 – THIRST QUENCHER KISS

For no reason, stare at your love’s mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you’re doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!

– 31 – GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS

Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss.

– 32 – GOODBYE * 2 KISS

Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss

– 33 – RIDDLE KISS

Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.

– 34 – KISS MANDATE

Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will get it.

– 35 – UNEXPECTED KISS

When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper…I LOVE YOU!

– 36 – POST OFFICE KISS

Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the nearest dark closet; close the door and play POST OFFICE: No instructions included!

– 37 – KNOCK-KNOCK KISS

Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!

– 38 – BEGGAR`S KISS

That’s right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you!

– 39 – TOOTHPASTE KISS

Brush your teeth together. When your love’s mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!

– 40 – PALM KISS
Holding your love’s chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips!

– 41 – 30 KISSES
Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you will kiss him or her 30 times during the day!

– 42 – CAT KISS
Rub against your love’s legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your love’s attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a kiss.

– 43 – EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!

– 44 – EAR KISS

Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message with an ear kiss!

– 45 – VALENTINE KISS

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with kisses in the shape of a “V” on the face of your lover.

– 46 – FOOTBALL KISS

After a pass during a football game, kiss your love.

– 47 – SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS

Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!

– 48 – No-Cal Kiss

After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert…your lips.

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Smile A While….Some More

Smile A While….Some More

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came home at 30-to-1!”

____________ _________ _________

A bishop discovered a tribe of Indians in the Yukon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation, or marriage. The bishop soon rectified the situation by baptizing and confirming everyone. He also married every beaming couple that walked by.

Later, the tribal chief told the bishop the tribe had never had so much fun. The bishop asked the chief which part they enjoyed the most.

“The marriage service,” the chief said, smiling. “We all got new wives!”

____________ _________ _________

Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy’s mother looked straight into his eyes and said, “I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of cake.”

“No,” replied Tommy, “but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking.”

____________ _________ _________

While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of Adak. They’d lost contact with one of their planes and needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it.

I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted so we would know where to search.

“I can’t tell you,” the Navy man said. “That’s classified.”

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TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!

19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST PENALTY

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Love and Marriage

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”

(Krishana Raghav)