Category: india Sayari

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Do kadam !!

Do kadam !!

मैं दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,इस एक पल में जिन्दगी मुझसे 4 कदम आगे chali जाती,मैं फिर दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,जिन्दगी मुझसे फिर ४ कदम आगे chali जाती,जिन्दगी को jeet ta देख मैं muskurata और जिन्दगी मेरी mushkurahat पर hairan होती,ये silsila yuhi चलता रहा ,फिर एक दिन मुझको hasta देख एक sitare ने पुछा “तुम harkar भी muskurate हो ,क्या तुम्हे दुःख नहीं होता haar का?” तब मैंने कहा ,मुझे पता है एक ऐसी sarhad aayegi jaha से जिन्दगी ४ तो क्या एक कदम भी आगे नहीं जा payegi और तब जिन्दगी मेरा intzaar karegi और मैं तब भी अपनी raftar से yuhi चलता रुकता wahan pahunchunga ………एक पल ruk कर जिन्दगी की taraf देख कर muskuraoonga,beete safar को एक नज़र देख अपने कदम फिर badhaoonga ,ठीक usi पल मैं जिन्दगी से jeet jaunga,मैं अपनी haar पर muskuraya था और अपनी jeet पर भी muskuraunga और जिन्दगी अपनी jeet पर भी न मुस्कुरा पाई थी और अपनी haar पर भी न मुस्कुरा पायेगी, बस तभी मैं जिन्दगी को जीना सिखाऊँगा

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Diary Of a Young Wife

Diary Of a Young Wife

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said, prepare ingredients,
then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really
stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out “why me? why me ?”

Hmmm….It must be his job.

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Indian SMS

Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,

He surrendered his sword at the child’s feet.

Now da Child has GrownUp wishes u Gud morning

………… ……… ……… ..

Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.

Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.

Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.

Guess Who?

O Hello!

Its you.
Good morning

………… ……… ……… ..

Gr8 opportunities come to all,
Bt many dont knw they have met them.

The only preparation 2take advantage of them is…
To watch what each day brings.
Good morning

………… ……… ……… ..

God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
A Light for every Shadow,
A Plan for every Tomorrow
a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD’s gift.
Good Morning.

………… ……… ……… ..

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Diljale Movie shayari

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai
Aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,ek rangeen dhokha hai
Aur kuch nahi

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum

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Pessimist – Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

Pessimist – Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only
the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a
pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.

For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water
to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his
friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by
nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and
a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog,
however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve
the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day
long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the
water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a
single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice
anything unusual about my new dog?”

“I sure did,” responded the pessimist.
“Your dog can’t swim”

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Miss U – Hindi SMS, india Sayari

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai

Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote.

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de