Funny Shayari
Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty.
Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension
Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is Earthquake..
Category: indian funny jokes
pahle jaisa kaala bna do
pahle jaisa kaala bna do
3 kaale dost jaa rahe the,,
Raste me unahe ek pari mili.
Usane 3no ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya,
1st-mujhe doodh jitna gora bna do,,
2nd- mujhe bhi etna hi gora bna do,,,,
Dono goore ho gaye,,,
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3rd- hahahahahah en saalo ko pahle jaisa kaala bna do,,
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…
Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…
Santa docter se
Santa docter se
Santa docter se: Dr mujhe 1 bimari ho gyi hai.
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Doc :- kaun si…??
Santa :- mai is bimari me sab kuch bhool jata hu…
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Doc :- tumhe ye bimari kab sehai..??
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Santa :- kaun si bimari be…??:
yar in ladkiyo ka kuch nahi ho sakta….
Boy sends friend request
to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari …….
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat
tumhari …… …
Girl:-Pachtaoge tum ……….
Boy :- Kismat hamari ………
Girl :- Married hoon
main …… Boy: To Status
single se hata Manhoos
Naari
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
dusri ladkiyo ko kaise
dekhe?
Boy: Tum ne us
ladki ko dekha….
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte…..
Girl: Saale…. Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na
pehne !!
Moral: Ladki Ne
Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi —
Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife: To kya hua?
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Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu
Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.
पत्नी – क्यों ??
पत्नी – क्यों ??
पत्नी – अगर मैं मर जाऊँ तो आप क्या करोगे?
पती – शायद मैं भी मर जाऊँ ..
पत्नी – क्यों ??
पती – कभी-कभी ज्यादा खुशी भी आदमी की जान ले लेती है.
girl demanded for icecream ?
girl to boy
girl to boy
girl to boy >……………….?
jab tum log girls ko {I LOVE U}
kehte ho to unke hath kyu pkad lete ho
boy.bas apni hifaazat ke lye kahi thapar
nahi mar de ………..?