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Ek ladka Bus stop pe

Ek ladka Bus stop pe

Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!! 

Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!

Boy: Nahi ! …

Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai 😛
( had ho gai yar ) 😛 😛 😛

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Emergency service – joke

Emergency service


couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and callls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, “Just take it easy. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?”
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Facts of life

Facts of life


A married couple at the Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: ‘Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do.’

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

‘See,’ says the woman, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t.’

Says Mark: ‘Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.’
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark: ‘This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let us see what  happens!’

The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: ‘Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!’

Mark replies: ‘Now, tell him you have got a headache… and let’s see if gorillas and men are the same…’
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Parrot on the plane

Parrot on the plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky you cow!”

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls “And get me another whisky you idiot”.

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot’s approach “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I’ll kick you”.

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Hurling downwards the parrot turns to him and says “For someone who can’t fly, you complain too much!”