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High Telephone Bill!

High Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

House Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones…
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Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Ek Cheeta Cigarette Ka Sutta Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Ek Chuha Wahan Aya Aur Bola.
Chuha: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”
Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya, Aage 1 Hathi Cocaine Pi Raha Tha.

Chuha Fir Bola: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya, Age Sher Whisky Pine Ki Tyari Kar Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare,
Hathi Bola: Are Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
Sher Bola: Is Kamine Ne Pichli Baar Bhi Bhang Kha Kar Mujhe Teen Ghante Jungle Mein Aise Hi Ghumaya Tha

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WHAT IS TENSION

WHAT IS TENSION

WHAT IS TENSION
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me Uski Tabiat Kharab hogai, aap Hospital Le gye. Dr. bola aap bap banne
wale ho,apko TENsION!
aap bole Mai iska Bap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli Yehi Baap hai apko aur TENSION

Phir
Police i, apka medical chekup hua
Report i ki aap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi ban sakte aap ne
Khuda ka Shukr ada kia
aur aap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
aur phir
Socha ki Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai
Wo kis ka hai. apko phir TENSON.

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Hindi Funny Jokes

Hindi Funny Jokes

Pehli bar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai,
Uski nazr sahil se bhi zaida gehri hy,

Thak gaya apny pyar ka izhar krty krty,
Tb ja kr pta chala k wo dono kanO se behri hy:-)
(‘ ,’)
! ? O’ me to avain avain avain avain lut gaya:-)

4 cheezain khatam hone pe bohot tkleef hoti hai…
1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar or
4–ITWAAR:-D

Great lines by joseph jamadaar:
Kamyabi Toilet ki Smell ki Tarah Hoti Hai…!
Bardasht Tab Hi

hoti Hai, Jab apni Ho..! “funny But True”

Son:Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyun bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,
Tumhari ammi ne Lipstick mangi thi,
Mai ne ELFi dedi….

“TRUE WORDS”
Jis Rasty pe chalo
Nazren jhuka k chalo..
Is se na sirf Izat barhti hy
balkey
Kisi k Giry hue paise milny k bhi chances hoty hn.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
.
.
.
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.
(“,)
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BACHu: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty