Category: indian funny jokes
Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe
Santa Banta Se: “Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi” Banta Hairan Hokar: “Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nahi Kaati?”
Santa: “Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi“
Jooth Bolna To Paap Hai
Santa Ko Teen Bomb Mile, Police Ko Dene Chala.
Banta Santa Se Puchne Laga: Agar Koi Bomb Raste Mein Fat Gaya To?
Santa: “Jhuth Bole Denge Ke Do Hi Mile The“
Shadi Se Pahle Aur Bad Mein Farak
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Ek Cheeta Cigarette Ka Sutta Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Ek Chuha Wahan Aya Aur Bola.
Chuha: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”
Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya, Aage 1 Hathi Cocaine Pi Raha Tha.
Chuha Fir Bola: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya, Age Sher Whisky Pine Ki Tyari Kar Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare,
Hathi Bola: Are Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
Sher Bola: Is Kamine Ne Pichli Baar Bhi Bhang Kha Kar Mujhe Teen Ghante Jungle Mein Aise Hi Ghumaya Tha
WHAT IS TENSION
WHAT IS TENSION
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me Uski Tabiat Kharab hogai, aap Hospital Le gye. Dr. bola aap bap banne
wale ho,apko TENsION!
aap bole Mai iska Bap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli Yehi Baap hai apko aur TENSION
Phir
Police i, apka medical chekup hua
Report i ki aap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi ban sakte aap ne
Khuda ka Shukr ada kia
aur aap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
aur phir
Socha ki Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai
Wo kis ka hai. apko phir TENSON.
Hindi Funny Jokes
Pehli bar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai,
Uski nazr sahil se bhi zaida gehri hy,
Thak gaya apny pyar ka izhar krty krty,
Tb ja kr pta chala k wo dono kanO se behri hy:-)
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! ? O’ me to avain avain avain avain lut gaya:-)
4 cheezain khatam hone pe bohot tkleef hoti hai…
1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar or
4–ITWAAR:-D
Great lines by joseph jamadaar:
Kamyabi Toilet ki Smell ki Tarah Hoti Hai…!
Bardasht Tab Hi
hoti Hai, Jab apni Ho..! “funny But True”
Son:Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyun bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,
Tumhari ammi ne Lipstick mangi thi,
Mai ne ELFi dedi….
“TRUE WORDS”
Jis Rasty pe chalo
Nazren jhuka k chalo..
Is se na sirf Izat barhti hy
balkey
Kisi k Giry hue paise milny k bhi chances hoty hn.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.
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BACHu: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty
Hindi Funny Jokes
Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen Ansu PONCHNE
wale bahot milenge . . Lakin . . . . Naak PONCHNE
wala koi nahi milega SO hamesha ROOMAL sath rkhen
Funny Jokes
1 Bacha darwaze ki Bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha. 1 Buzurg ne dekha or Bell Baja di or bole
Beta or kuch…?
Bacha: Baba jee AB BHAGOOOOOOOOOO..
joke
1 machchhar tufan mein tha raste mein 1 bada ped mila usse lipat gaya jb tufan chala gaya to machchhar pasina pochhte hue bola-agar aj men nhi hota to ye ped gir jata.