A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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jise dekh duniya fida,
jiske har ada hai ekdum juda,,
uske har nakhare sahane padte hai,
wo aap hum nahe bharat ke nanhe bachhe hai
Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Itni aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…!!!
Bhehr ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan
Raat hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai,,,,,,,,,,,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
jab uchalta hua koi janwar aas-paas hota hai….
sada khush rho yeh dua hai meri,,,,
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..
Raanja Heer ke baal pakad ke bola,,,,,,
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya,,,,,,,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili ,lekin hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAsmaan par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,,,,,,,,
Sitaron mein jagmagahat hotii to hogi.,,,,,,,,,,,
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein,
tumhe apni shakal pe muskurahat aati to Hogi..
Uski zulfein hain ya ghana andhera ,,,,,,,,
aye zaalim Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Aye Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana…
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana……………
Hamne socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli ………….
arz kiya hai………
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana,
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana ,
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana,
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Mein us ke liye kitni mohabat se Prince biscuit le kar gaya faraz..
Woh kambakht boli: Pyar mohabat se bhi ooper, Peak Freanz sooper..!
peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota ha
Aakar Dekho To Mujhko
Main SQL PROMPT par rehta Hoon,
Tere LOGIN Ki Chaah Mein Kitne
SCOTT/TIGER Sehtaa Hoon
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek SOUND,
Lekin aaj tum mili to
kehti ho: Your FILE not found!
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera CONNECTION,
TIME OUT ho gaya
Kab Se BOOT kiye Baithaa Hoon
PC Apne Pyar Ka,
Kaise TYPE Karoon Mein Lekin
PASSWORD Izhaar Ka?
Dil ki Chaaron DRIVES Pe Maine
Jaana Tujhko SEARCH Kiya,
Yahoo!, Yahoo!, Google!, Google!
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kiya.
Tere Chehre Pe Gussay Ka
SCREENSAVER Jab Aata Hai,
Mere Chehre Ka DISPLAY Tab
GREYSCALE Ho Jata Hai
Jinke LINKS Ab Toot Chuke Hai
SHORTCUTS Woh WIPE Karo,
Apni ankhiyon ke BROWSER me
Mera ADDRESS TYPE Karo
Tere ishq ne mujh ko nikamma kar diya
Hara-bhara ped tha, sookha khamba kar diya
Udhaar ki fahrist arey baap re
Dukaan ka bill lamba kar diya
Chal rahi thi khoobsurat zindagi
Tum rahi javaan, mujhko dadda kar diya
Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai
Hospital pahonche to nurson ne farmaya
‘Baharon phool barsao……
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar sharmaaye hain,
woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar sharmaaye hain,
yeh to unke bacche hi kameene hain,
jo mama mama keh kar bulate hain….
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khayal aaya…
# Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge !!
# Na voh inkar karti hai,
na voh iqrar karti hai,
kambakth mere hi sapno main aa kar,
mere dost se pyar karti hai …
Zakhm eitna he intajar kya kare?
Ham khud nishan ban gye he var kya kare?
Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahi aakhe,
Aab eisse jyada uanka inatjar kya kare?
# Kisi se dil na lagana hamesha dard Paoge,
Biti baato ko yaad karke rote jaoge,
Karna hai to gahri karo dosti,
Hamesha ummid se dugna paoge
# Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi,
Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam,
Par jo har pal sath nibhaye,
Wo dost milte hain kam jaise, ‘U ME aur HUM’..
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo.
# Aaj ham hain, Kal hamari yaaden hongi,
Jab hum na honge, Tab hamari baaten hongi.
Kabhi paltoge jindagi ke ye panne,
To shayad aap ki ankhon se bhi barsaten hogi.
# Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai,
Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai,
Kisi b baat se himat na harna,
Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai
# Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi achhe wo pal,
Jinhe hum intzar or wo waqt kehte he.
Kya pata kab bhul jaye wo dosti,
Jise hum RISHTA or wo 1 LAFZ kehte hai.
# Savera kya hua, Sitaro ko bhool gaye,
Suraj kya nikla, Chaand ko bhool gaye,
Guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina, Aapko kya laga ham aapko bhool gaye.
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Teri mohabbat main dono jahan chod jayenge,
Wafa main teri har muqam jhod jayenge;
Chaya hai kuch iss qadr tera ishq hum par,
Kai teri dhadkan main apni zubaan chod jayenge..
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Chand Agar Roshan Hai To Roshni Aap Ho,
Phool Agar Mehak Hai To Khushbo Aap Ho,
Barf Agar Thandi Hai To Thandak Aap Ho,
Zinda Agar Hum Hai To Zindagi Aap Ho…
Bin dekhe aapki tasveer bana sakte hein,
Bina milay aapKa haal bata sakte hein,
Meri Muhaabat mein itna dum hai ke,
AapKi aankhon ke aansu apni aankhon se gira sakte hein..!!
Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai sanam,
kya zarorat hai hamey aazmane ki
yad na karo to koi gham nahi ,
par khawahish na karna kabhi bhool jane ki..
Nazron Se Nazrein Tum Churaoge Kab Tak
Dosti Aakhir Chhupaoge Kab Tak
Mere Paigam Tumhe Milte Rahenge Yuhi Sada
Mere Naam Ko Dil Se Mitaoge Kab Tak?
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chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega
Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai,
kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.
e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.
Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya
ye zamiiN roii aasmaan ke saath
jab Ramaayan jalii Quraan ke saath
be_zubaaN shakhs likh to saktaa hai
haath bhi kaaT do zabaan ke saath
Tumne apne zulfoN ko is tarah bikhera hai
ek taraf ujaala hai, ek taraf andhera hai
Tum rooh mein shamil ho, Ragon mein rawa ho
Magar mere hathon ki lakeeron mein kahan ho ?
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai
Dil Lagane Se Pehle Iski Sazaa Jaan Lo Yaaron,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Ye Dil Tod Diya Jata Hai,
Dard Ban Jaati Hai Phir Yaad Us Hassena Ki,
Jiski Chahat Mein Ye Dil Deewana Hota Hai.
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par,
Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.
Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage,
Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke,
Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage….
zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii
majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii
wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chali gayi
anjane me mujko shayar bana gayi
ai mere humnashiiN chal kahiiN aur chal
is chaman meiN ab apna guzaara nahiiN
baat hoti guloN tak to seh lete hum
ab to kaaNtoN pe bhi haq hamara nahiiN
humko mita sake ye zamane mein dam nahi
hamse zamana khud hai zamane se hum nahi
Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain !
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Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.
Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi
Someday When The Pages Of My Life End,
I Know That You Will Be First Of Its,
Most Beautiful Chapters And If Ever I,
Get To Read It Again Ill Open It From,
The Page Where I First Met You!!
Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.
Jaan Hai Mujhko Zindagi Se Pyaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Kar Doon Kurban Yaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Todd Doon Dosti Tumhaari,
Ab Tumse Kya Chhupaana,
Tum Hi Toh Ho Jaan Hamaari.
Sahil Per Khare Khare Humne Shaam Kardi,
Apna Dil Or Duniya Aap K Naam Kar Di,
Ye Bhi Na Socha Kaise Guzregi Zindagi,
Bina Soche Samjhe Her Khushi Aap K Nam Kar Di.
Jis Ghari Teriyadon Ka Sama Hota Ha,
Phir Humein Aram Kahan Hota Hay,
Hosla Mujh Mein Nahi Tujhko Bula Deny Ka,
Kaam Sadiyon Ka Hai, Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hai
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Khushi bhi doston se hai
Gham bhi doston se hai
Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyaar bhi doston se hai
Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai
Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai
Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai
Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai
Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai
Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai
Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai
Khwab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai
Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai
Ya yun kahun yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai.
Kahi unkahi batoon ki ada hai dosti,
Har ranj-o-gham ki dawa hai dosti.
Zameen par kami hai pujne walo ki,
Warna is zameen par khuda hai dosti.
Har kadam par imtihan leti hai zindagi !
Har waqt neye sadme deti hai zindagi !
Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise karen !
Ke tum jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi !
Dosti koi farz nahin…Ek rishta hai yeh.
Raishte jo khoon se nahin… Dil se bandhe.
Dil jo kuchh pal ko mile… Mile zindagi bhar ke liye.
Ek zindagi kabhi puri nahin hoti… Aziz dost ke liye.
Kuch bikhre sapne aur aankhon main nami hai,
Ek chotta sa aasma aur ummidon ki zamin hai.
Yun to bahut dost hain jindagi main,
Par jo khas hai vahi paas nhi hai.
Kya zamaana tha, hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chup-chaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the.
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna,
Khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.
Ittefaq Se Hum Mile,
Ittefaq Se Aap Hume Pasand Aaye,
Ittefaq Se Hum Dost Bane,
Humari Dosti Ab Ittefaq Nahi,
Zindagi Ki Khoobsurat Hakikat Hai?.
Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai doston ka,
Kyoki dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.
Taqdir ne chaha taqdir ne bataya,
Taqdir ne tumko or humko milaya.
Khushnasib thay wo pal ya hum,
Jab aap jaisa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya.
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai,
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gahara koi nahi,
ab aapki kya taarif karu,
Dosti me aap jaisaa pyara koi nahi.
dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata.
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india poem and love sayari, indian love sms and sayari, indian dosti sms and sayari, indian funny jokes, india Sayari,
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! …
Bhoj gay hain jo deay un ko jala kar dekho!!
Phool guldano main Kagaz k saaja kar dekho!!
Ap ko agar andaza nahi ho mere tot jane ka!!
Koi pather kesi Shishe per bhi gira kar dekho!!
Hijar-gum ki Aag ko Gulzar bana detay hain jo!
Ase bhi log hain Jahan main ap apna kar dekho!
Ab bhi mil jayei n gi bhar Rang zindagi main!
Apne Mehalon se Verane main aa kar dekho!
Pher yehi Tanhaiy bhi tumara saath dein gi!!
Ek bar dil se Humain Pukar kar bhi dekho!!
Mil ja y gi Muhabaat kise Rahygozar main bhi!
Apne Sar se ye Ameere ka taj Utar kar dekho!!
Meta nahi sakhe Duniya dastan ishqe koi!
Ek nazar Fasany-Muhabaat par kar dekho!!
Hum ne bhi sahi hai yun Hijar-gumsare!!
K koi Charag hawaon main jala kar dekho!
Socho to ketine Khawabdeda guzri zindagi!
Kabhi khud ko Raaton main jaaga kar dekho!
Akser koi soch ta hai Anjam muhabaat kaya!
Mefeel-Shama main Pawane ko bola kar dekho!
Duniya dare ko to Parkha hai Buhut tum ne(zubair)
Ab ek (jokar ki duniya )main bhi Rahey kar dekho!Kashti Zandagi ki ab Aa k Saheel per aa Thayri!!
Koston ye Manzar bhi kabhi khud aa kare dekho!!
aay zindagi mujhe itna ahsas na dila apne hone ka,
k bade jata hai daard tujhy khone ka,
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rahy yun agar tu mujhe se khafa khafa,
to shayad na rahe daar tujh se door hoo ne ka,
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de mujhe itne gum k hojay roshan mare tanhai,
k dard sa lagta hai in raaton main kho ne ka,
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the to nahi adat k raheta main apne yaadon main ; per ek ahsan hai mujhe pher ab mare zindagi ka ,
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aay zindagi itna ahsas na dila apne hone ka ,
k bade jata hai daard tujhe khone ka,
by- jokar
Bhoj gay hain jo deay un ko jala kar dekho!!
Phool guldano main Kagaz k saaja kar dekho!!
Ap ko agar andaza nahi ho mere tot jane ka!!
Koi pather kesi Shishe per bhi gira kar dekho!!
Hijar-gum ki Aag ko Gulzar bana detay hain jo!
Ase bhi log hain Jahan main ap apna kar dekho!
Ab bhi mil jayei n gi bhar Rang zindagi main!
Apne Mehalon se Verane main aa kar dekho!
Pher yehi Tanhaiy bhi tumara saath dein gi!!
Ek bar dil se Humain Pukar kar bhi dekho!!
Mil ja y gi Muhabaat kise Rahygozar main bhi!
Apne Sar se ye Ameere ka taj Utar kar dekho!!
Meta nahi sakhe Duniya dastan ishqe koi!
Ek nazar Fasany-Muhabaat par kar dekho!!
Hum ne bhi sahi hai yun Hijar-gumsare!!
K koi Charag hawaon main jala kar dekho!
Socho to ketine Khawabdeda guzri zindagi!
Kabhi khud ko Raaton main jaaga kar dekho!
Akser koi soch ta hai Anjam muhabaat kaya!
Mefeel-Shama main Pawane ko bola kar dekho!
Duniya dare ko to Parkha hai Buhut tum ne(zubair)
Ab ek (jokar ki duniya )main bhi Rahey kar dekho!Kashti Zandagi ki ab Aa k Saheel per aa Thayri!!
Koston ye Manzar bhi kabhi khud aa kare dekho!!
har-aik ruuh kii saanson pe wazan dekh raha huun
mein har-aik sakhs ke haathon mein kafan dekh raha huun
ruuh=words line
Ai khirad-mandon khuda hone ka daavA na karo
mein to insaan mein aadam ko bhii kam dekh raha hoon
yeh hawaaon mein zahar aur yeh biimaar fiza
kal ko jo hona hai anzaam-e-chaman dekh raha hoon
yeh khudaaon ke liye qatl-e-khuddai choRho
nasl-e-aadam mein tabaahi ka chalan dekh raha hoon
roshni waalon andheron mein bhii jeena siikho
mein aaftaab ke kadmu mein thakan dekh raha hoon
jab ziNdgi karke kinaara guzar gayee
pher zikr kiya kareiN woh kahaaN kidhar gayee
yeh to nahiN gilaa sath maare raqeeb neiN
dekha tujhe jo saath zaraa aaNkh bhar gayee
bhar=ansoon,
chupaana logoN se to naa mushkil kabhi huaa
Aayna jab bolne lagaa meri zaat dar gayee
chaahat ki raah pe mukaam roshan kiye bahut
mohabbat wafa dosti main teri nazar gayee
naam dost ka lekar jo karta rahaa bas dua
kyoN uske iNtzaar meiN tamanna thehar gayee
tamanna=zindagi
gaati thee “zubair” aksar woh laRki teri ghazal
kar k soony maazi ki gali kis shaher gayee
“”yeh meri lagzish…yeh meri uljhan…
sambhal na paayee …sulajh na paayee!
khirad ko bhi aazmaa chukaa hoon
junoon ko bhi aazmaa chukaa hoon!!
Maut jab saamne aati hai to jee letaa hoon,
Zakhm muh kholne lagte hain to see letaa hoon,
mujhko maaloom hai masti ki haqeeqat lekin,
Hosh jab hadd se guzarti hai to pee letaa hoon!!
Naksh kuch mitte rahe kuch sooratein banti raheen,
Ranj ki beshi kabhie se raahatein banti raheen,
Mera sarmaayaa umeedon ke sivaa kuch bhi na thaa,
Kuch to yaadein ban gayeen kuch hasratein banti raheen
Socha nahin achha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahin,
Maanga khuda say raat din, teray siva kuch bhi nahin !
Dekha tujhay, socha tujhay, chaha tujhay, pooja tujhay,
Meri khata meri wafa, teri khata kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..
Jis par hamari aankh nay moti bichayey raat bhar,
Bheja wahi kagaz usay, hamnay likha kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..
Ik shaam ki dahleez par, baithay rahey woh dher tak,
Aankhon say kee batain bahut, munh say kaha kuch bhi nahin !
Maanga khuda say raat din………………..
Socha nahin achha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahin,
Maanga khuda say raat din, teray siva kuch bhi nahin !
dete ho kyu ye dard bus humi ko kya
samjoge tum in ankho ki nami ho
u to hoge lakho dewane is chand k
chand kya mehsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko
hum apne app par garoor nahi karte
kisiko pyr karne par majbor nahi karte
magr jise ek bar dil mein basa le phir marte damtak use dilse door nahi karte
Wishwas banke log zindagi me aate hain
khwab banke ankhon me samajate hain
phele to ye yakin dilate hain ki wo hamare hain
fir na jane kyu tanha chod jate hain
hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki
aur koi khwaahish nahi is deewane ki
shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai
kya zaroort thi unhe itna khoobsurat banane ki
fassle mitakar aapas me pyaar rakhana
pyar ka ye rishta hamesh barkarar rakhna
bicod jayen kahin hum agar
ankhon mei hamesha intezar rakhna
My frndship is like sugercane u crush it
twist it squeez it beat it to plup
all that you’ll get is sweetness.
WOh Bekhabar Hai Bakhabar Kabhi Nahin hota….
Hamari Baat Ka Jis Par Asar Nahin Hota…
Charagh-e-Hijar Musalsal Jalaye Bethay Hain……
Kabhi Hawa Ka Udhar Se guzar Nahin Hota…
Khud Apne Wastey Jeena Bhi Koi Jeena Hai….
Safar Yeh HAyat Ka kion Mukhtasar Nahin Hota…
Khud apne Dais Ki Matti Mera Tashakhus Hai…
Diyar-e-Gair Ka Ghar Apna Ghar Nahin hota…
payal Yeh Ishq Ki Soghat Bhi Ajab Shai Hai…..
Yeh Woh Shajar Hai Jis Ka Samar Nahin Hota…
Mujhay roshni k jazeeron say …
Is tarhaan mili ho tum …
Jaisay taareek rahoon main …
Koi diya ho mad’dham sa …
Jis ki roshni main khud ko daikh to sakta hoon magar …
Yeh roshni ka safar shayad mera hamsafar na ho …
Shayad k tera milna kabhi bhi meri zindagi ka muqaddar na ho …
So aaj inhi lamhoon main …
Lota dain jitni chahatain hain …
Mere dil k nehaan khanoon main …
Jitni un kahi batain hain …
Phir kal fursat milay na milay …
Jis tarhaan saji hai aaj apni mehfil …
Phir yeh bazam sajay na sajay …
Kyon k main janta hoon …
Kay meri natamaam khuahishoon main ab …
Tumhain bhi shamil hona hai …
Aaj paya hai tumhain muqaddar say …
Kal isi tarhaan …
Tumhain bhi khona hai …
indian dosti shayari, indian loves sms and shayari,
asma humse naraaz hai
taaro ka gussa lajawab ahi
vo sab mujhse jalte hai
qki chand se behter dost hamare paas hai….
Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
saath hoke bhi thodi doori si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hothon pe hasi ankhon me majburi si lagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mere dost pahle baar kisi ki dosti khoobsorat si lagi
chhu liya aakar kisi ne shayad wo hawa ka jhoka tha
har ahat par doud pada main shyad wo nazar ka dhokha tha
Pyaar Bina Jeena
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
payar se payar melta hai
dosti se dosti melti hai
magar humien woh nahi melta
jisae hum chatey hai.
jo guzar gaya woh bhi kal tha
jo aney wala woh bhi kal
faisla aap ke haath mien hai
aap kis kal mien jeena chatey ho………….
ab ke sawan mien na jane kaisi barsat hui
mera gahr chod kar
saare sehr mien barast hui…..
Wafaoon Ki Hum Say Tawwaqu Nahi Hai
Magar Aik Baar Aazma Ker To Daikho
Zamanay Ko Apna Bana Ker To Daikha
Hamein Bhi Tum Apna Bana Ker To Daikho …
Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai…
Na Sathi hai koi,Na Humsafar hai koi,Na Hum kisi ke na Humara hai koi,Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte he ki,Dost to Humara bhi hai koi…..
Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai..
Hathon mein hoti hai lakiren hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushyun ki bahar,
Na jane wo kaun si lakeer hai ,
Jisme khuda ne lekh diya ap jaise DOST ka pyar..
ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi,
zindgi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi,
samaj aye to humein bhi bataana ke,
kyon karti hain yadein pareshan kabhi kabhi.
har roz naya zakham-e-judai na diya kar,
milna jo nahin hota to dikhai na diya kar,
ab teri batoon mein sachhai nahin milti,
ab apni mohabbat ki safaai na diya kar.
kadam kadam pe baharoon ne sath chora,
zarurat parne par yaroon ne sath choda,
sitare bole hum denge tumhara sath,
par jab subah hoyi to sitaroon ne bhi sath chora.
mali ne diwaroon pe likh diya, phool todna manah hai,
kash khuda asamaan pe likh deta, bewafaai kadna manah hai.
chhu liya aakar kisi ne shayad wo hawa ka jhoka tha
har ahat par doud pada main shyad wo nazar ka dhokha tha
Tapish sooraj ki hoti hai jalna zameen ko parta hai““
“““`kasoor aankhon ka hota hai tarapna “`Dil“` ko parta hai
koi na mila jispe duniya loota daite sab ne dhokha diya kiss kiss ko bhoola deate dil ka haal dil main hi daba rakha hain bayan kiya hota to sari mehfil ko rula deate
dil to tod diya chita bhi jala dena kafan na mile to duptta
uda dena koi poochhe rog kiya tha sir jhuka ke mohbbt bata dena
Lakho log mohabbat karte hai Duniya me,
Unjaise hum nahi,
Dikhane ke liye hum bhi banasakte hai TAJMAHAL,
Lekin MUMTAZ ko marnede wo SHAHJAHAN hum nahi…
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Jokes of the Day
Jokes of the Day
Kid: mom kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
mom: nahi to
kid: to phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kaise?
lady: mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
dr: kiss kitni bar karti ho?
lady: sal main ek bar
dr: infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.
ek admi ne saas k pass saanp betha dekha
saanp se bola: meri saas ko dus lo.
saanp: abay kiya dus loon?
main to khud apna zehar easy load karwane aata hoon.
girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir,
kiya aap mere face se ek chez hata sakte hain?
man: khush hote hue haan haan bolo kiya?
girl: manhos aadmi apni nazrain.
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,
jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!
Husband and Wife were fighting.
Husband says: tu sali kutti,
wife replies: tu sala kutta,
their child who was nearby said: “Main sala Puppy”
Neighbour to Bhola: ” Raat nu teri khirki khuli si,
I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi”.
Bhola: “Ban gaya na pagal,
main to raat ghar par tha he nahi”.
Bhola his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U pied your kids, U have 3 children?
Bhola replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.