Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken
21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or
Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..
School Me Admission Krwaya.
Reality larkio k sath shopping krna bohat mushkil hai . ‘
lena kuch nahi hota bus . .
yeh dekhoooooo wo dekhooooo yeh kia ha wo kia hai
5 ghantay lagtay hai phr gol gapay kha k or . .
dupata pico krwa k wapis a jati hain…
ALLAH ne mjhe itni izzat di hy k
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Jb b mai SmS bhejun tou Log Sar or Nazren Jhuka kr sMs parhte hain.
Us nay apnay ghar k samnay itna bada kutta bandh lia hai,
= faraz =
Aur kehti hai
“ishq di gali wichu koi koi langda”
(‘,’)
lO BANDA AB KESE GUZRE,