agar chalna ho chhaon mein toh sath dhoop chahiye.
agar palna ho gaon mein toh sath mein dhool chahiye.
Aap ko karna ho pyar toh dard bhi sehna padega.
Nahi toh ghar baithe baithe shayari padh lena aur hame yaad kar lena.
आज फिर वो हमें रुला के चली गयी ,
आज फिर वो हमें बहका कर चली गयी ,
दिल हमारा ले गयी और बदले ,
अपना शौपिंग का बिल थमा कर चली गयी!
Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he…
Arz kiya he……..
Gaur Farmaiyega…
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye
hum, . . . .
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Par jab pata chala
nazar parmanant tirchi hai, . . . .
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To wahi khade-khade behosh ho
gaye hum ..
Raat Mein Neend Na Aaye, Din Mein Chain Na Aaye
Maine Rab Se poocha, Kya Yehi Pyaar Hai?
Rab Ne Muskuraakar Kaha, Nahi Beta Private Job Waalon
Ka yehi Haal Hai.
Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty.
Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension
Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is Earthquake..
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…