Category: Indian funny sms and sayari

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey


Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!

meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na
jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye

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Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
.
.
Sms yar.

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
.
Tandoori Chicken

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or
 Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..
School Me Admission Krwaya.

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
arre Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoonga.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo
jo dil kahe woh raha chalo
peechhe walo ko age na jane do
jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo
.
.
.
Tabhi tum ek ache RICKSHAWALE ban sakte ho……

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaye ga
Log fhekenge Ande tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga.

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa ghar le jaaoge.
.
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye ayenge….!!!!.
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THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB
NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR
THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI
AUR BOLI MAR GAYA “HARAMKHOR”

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

arz hai…..
jo tumko ho pasand wo hi bat kahenge.
Tum agar din ko rat kaho, to rat kahenge,
Kyonki……. Paglon se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aate ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaate ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana
ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana
upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana

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Funny Hindi Shayari

Funny Hindi Shayari

 TUM DOOR SAHI MAJBOOR SAHI……
YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI……
.
TUM SAANS WAHAN PAR LETE HO…..
.
AUR ”BADBOO” YAHAN TAK AATI HAI……

ARZ KIYA HAI
.
aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
.
aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
.
national namak istemaal karo….
aapme ‘iodine’ ki kami hai………..

arz kiya hai
.
teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad…………
.
kyoki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsaat k baad……..

Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
.
Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
.
Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laati ho.

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Jab TuM Is Duniya Se Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Pooch
Aur 4 Tange Paoge…

mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo……..
kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo..
kya hua jo toot gaye hai saamne k 4 daant..
fir bhi muh khol k muskuraya karo……