Category: Indian funny sms and sayari

jise dekh duniya fida,

jiske har ada hai ekdum juda,,

uske har nakhare sahane padte hai,

wo aap hum nahe bharat ke nanhe bachhe hai

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Itni aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…!!!

Bhehr ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan

Raat hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai,,,,,,,,,,,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
jab uchalta hua koi janwar aas-paas hota hai….

sada khush rho yeh dua hai meri,,,,
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..

Raanja Heer ke baal pakad ke bola,,,,,,
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya,,,,,,,

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili ,lekin hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAsmaan par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,,,,,,,,
Sitaron mein jagmagahat hotii to hogi.,,,,,,,,,,,
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein,
tumhe apni shakal pe muskurahat aati to Hogi..

Uski zulfein hain ya ghana andhera ,,,,,,,,
aye zaalim Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Aye Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana…
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana……………

Hamne socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli ………….

arz kiya hai………
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana,
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana ,
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana,

Mein us ke liye kitni mohabat se Prince biscuit le kar gaya faraz..

Woh kambakht boli: Pyar mohabat se bhi ooper, Peak Freanz sooper..!

peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota ha

Aakar Dekho To Mujhko
Main SQL PROMPT par rehta Hoon,
Tere LOGIN Ki Chaah Mein Kitne
SCOTT/TIGER Sehtaa Hoon

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek SOUND,
Lekin aaj tum mili to
kehti ho: Your FILE not found!

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera CONNECTION,
TIME OUT ho gaya

Kab Se BOOT kiye Baithaa Hoon
PC Apne Pyar Ka,
Kaise TYPE Karoon Mein Lekin
PASSWORD Izhaar Ka?

Dil ki Chaaron DRIVES Pe Maine
Jaana Tujhko SEARCH Kiya,
Yahoo!, Yahoo!, Google!, Google!
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kiya.

Tere Chehre Pe Gussay Ka
SCREENSAVER Jab Aata Hai,
Mere Chehre Ka DISPLAY Tab
GREYSCALE Ho Jata Hai

Jinke LINKS Ab Toot Chuke Hai
SHORTCUTS Woh WIPE Karo,
Apni ankhiyon ke BROWSER me
Mera ADDRESS TYPE Karo

Tere ishq ne mujh ko nikamma kar diya

Hara-bhara ped tha, sookha khamba kar diya

Udhaar ki fahrist arey baap re

Dukaan ka bill lamba kar diya

Chal rahi thi khoobsurat zindagi

Tum rahi javaan, mujhko dadda kar diya

Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai

Haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai

Hospital pahonche to nurson ne farmaya

‘Baharon phool barsao……

Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar sharmaaye hain,
woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar sharmaaye hain,
yeh to unke bacche hi kameene hain,
jo mama mama keh kar bulate hain….

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khayal aaya…

# Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dwar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge !!

# Na voh inkar karti hai,
na voh iqrar karti hai,
kambakth mere hi sapno main aa kar,
mere dost se pyar karti hai …

Zakhm eitna he intajar kya kare?
Ham khud nishan ban gye he var kya kare?
Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahi aakhe,
Aab eisse jyada uanka inatjar kya kare?

# Kisi se dil na lagana hamesha dard Paoge,
Biti baato ko yaad karke rote jaoge,
Karna hai to gahri karo dosti,
Hamesha ummid se dugna paoge

# Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi,
Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam,
Par jo har pal sath nibhaye,
Wo dost milte hain kam jaise, ‘U ME aur HUM’..

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo.

# Aaj ham hain, Kal hamari yaaden hongi,
Jab hum na honge, Tab hamari baaten hongi.
Kabhi paltoge jindagi ke ye panne,
To shayad aap ki ankhon se bhi barsaten hogi.

# Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai,
Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai,
Kisi b baat se himat na harna,
Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai

# Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi achhe wo pal,
Jinhe hum intzar or wo waqt kehte he.
Kya pata kab bhul jaye wo dosti,
Jise hum RISHTA or wo 1 LAFZ kehte hai.

# Savera kya hua, Sitaro ko bhool gaye,
Suraj kya nikla, Chaand ko bhool gaye,
Guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina, Aapko kya laga ham aapko bhool gaye.