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Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari

Galat nazar say dekho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
Sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…

Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya……..

Ram ne dhanush chalaya to Sita dod ke chali ayi,
Kishan ne bansi bajayi to Radha dod ke chali ayi,
Mein ne siti bajayi to kambakht apne baap ko leke chali ayi.

PYAR KAR TO “AIK” SAY KAR……………….
HO SAKAY TO KISI NAIK SAY KAR……………………..
JAB TAK NA MILAY SACHA DILDAAR…….
KUM SAY KUM TRY TO HAR “AIK” SAY KAR

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape & etc.,
but the meeting can`t start,
because the monkey is reading this text…..

Kitne khoobsoorat hai tumhara husn,
Khud ko doosro ki nazar se bachaya karo.
aankho me surma lagana hi kafi nahin,
plz!!! gale me Nimbu-Mirch latkaya karo

Exams ke 1 din pehle syllabus dekha,to yaad aaya “kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai”,exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,”sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai”…………………….

Zindege ka safar u he guzar jayega,7 pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se pyaar kar lo,kya pata kal kaun sa cartoon tumhare saath bandh diya jayega………..

Hamne tumhare yadon mein,
ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye……..

AmEriCan 2 SarDAr: hamare mulk me 99% shaadiyan E-MAIL se hoti hain,,
Sardar: Kamaal hai hamaare mulk me 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain..

Dil karta hai,1 patthar loon,aur uss par pyar se likhoon,i miss u…………..
Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,tab pata chale,kitna dard hai teri yaad mein……………….

Tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge,
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi upar bulayenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khayenge.

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Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi

Someday When The Pages Of My Life End,
I Know That You Will Be First Of Its,
Most Beautiful Chapters And If Ever I,
Get To Read It Again Ill Open It From,
The Page Where I First Met You!!

Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.

Jaan Hai Mujhko Zindagi Se Pyaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Kar Doon Kurban Yaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Todd Doon Dosti Tumhaari,
Ab Tumse Kya Chhupaana,
Tum Hi Toh Ho Jaan Hamaari.

Sahil Per Khare Khare Humne Shaam Kardi,
Apna Dil Or Duniya Aap K Naam Kar Di,
Ye Bhi Na Socha Kaise Guzregi Zindagi,
Bina Soche Samjhe Her Khushi Aap K Nam Kar Di.

Jis Ghari Teriyadon Ka Sama Hota Ha,
Phir Humein Aram Kahan Hota Hay,
Hosla Mujh Mein Nahi Tujhko Bula Deny Ka,
Kaam Sadiyon Ka Hai, Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hai

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Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi
karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera islye apne dard ko bayan
nahi karta

jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts.

Aapse nazrein to mila lein par ye to bataiye ki
Aap mein aisa kya dekhein jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai…

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga

Saath to mangne Se Mil Sakta Hai
Lekin Pyar Mangne Se Nahi Milta
Kyonki Pyar Kiya Nahi Jaata
Pyar to Ho Jata dil se dil ko jab koi pyara lagta hai.

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE …….

Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

Dosti meri bas us gham se hai,

Mila jo mujhe sanam se hai.

Tujhse gilla nahin hai mujhko,

Shikwa is mausam se hai.

Humse kiyon chhupati chehra,

Tera husn bhi to hum se hai.

Mujhse aur door na ja too,

Meri saans tere dum se hai.

Mujhe aur kuch chah nahin,

Bas tu meri kasam se hai.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

yu hi hasti rhi to kuch likh dunga,
kyoki kisi sayar se kam nhi hu mai.
agar nafrat ki mujhse to jla dunga,
kyoki janral dayar se kam nhi hu mai.

YEH HUM B GAWAR KARTE HAI,YEH TUM B GAWARA KARLENA,
GHUM ME GUZARI HAI HUMNE ZINDAGI,TU HANS KE GUZARA KARLENA,
BETAABI JAB HADH SE BADH JAAYE AUR NEEND NA AAYE RAATON KO,
TOH DOOB K MERI YAADON ME DUNIYA SE KINARA KARLENA,
JIS WAQT JANAZA GUZREGA IS SHAKS KA TERI GALI SE,
JAZBAAT PE KABOO RAKHNA KHIDKI SE NAZARA KARLENA—–FOR U MY SWEET HEART(FARHAT)
IF SOMEBODY LIKE THIS SHER LET ME KNOW

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota.

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

yeh zindagi haseen hoti agar chahnae par har duwa kubool hoti kehne ko to sab apnae hai,par kash koi aisa hota,jise mere dard se takleef hoti……

kew dil ke karib aajata hai koi,apnapan ka ehsaas dilajata hai koi,jab dil ko adat si hojati hai uski,kew utni hi durr chala jata hai koi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

kuch kaha na ke liya lub khola thi humna
lub per sirf tera nam iya
kitne udsh thi mere akha hawa me tera paygam iya udsa dil me murjha na laga tha phole iysa me ishq tere bahot kam iya ek bar to ishq na had kar di raaz sara khul gaya jab tere khat sara am iya

unpe khatam sari chahat hogi phir na kise se ye inayat hogi kuch is tarah karenge pyar tumhe na tumhe khabar hogi na zamane ko shikayat hogi.

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, apno ki kami kabhi puri nahi hoti. Dil se dur hona ak alag bat hai, najro se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

zindagi badi ajib hiti hai kabi har tho kabhi jit hoti hai tammanna rakho samandar ki gehrayi yoo ko chune ki kyun ki kinaro pe tho jindagi ki shuru wath hoti hai ,

ek din roshni ke hajaroo sitare honge
apke ankhon main hasin najare honge
qyamath ke din jab aap ka mobile check haoga sabse jya sms humare honge

Na jaane kyon aisa lagta hai, kabhi kabhi wo pyaar ek chalawa sa lagta hai.
zindgi se shikayat hoti hai par , gam agar mera ho to kisi apne ki zarurat hoti hai, wo apne bankar reh jaaye yahi kafi hai , begane mein jo mil gaya to zindgi phir kahan baki hai… pal-pal mein har baat mein uski aadat ho gai , e-zindgi meri tujhse ye kaisi bagawat ho gai, wo chahat hi kaisi jis mein sirf aansu ho auron ka saath ho par apne begane ho….

hum haste hai tho wo samjhte hai
inhe adath hai muskurane ki lekin
wo kya jane ye bi ik ada hai gum ko chupa ne ki

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Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtehaan liya,tanhai ne har mod pe dhokha diya.
Zindagi se phir b shikayat nahi Kyunki,Zindagi ne “Aap” jaisa dost bhi to diya.

Hum umidon ki dunia basate rahe,Vo bhi har kadam par aazmate rahe.
Jab mahobbat k imtihaan mein marna pada,Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe.

Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki,jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki.
vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar,magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.

Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum
to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha
gaya koi….!!!!!!!!!

Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale
zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,
uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,
ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.

Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusuvai se darte hain,
Dil meih umang hai tujhse milne ki Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain

ZINDGI YU GUJARI MOUT KE SAAYA TALE,
ZINDAGI ME OR KUCHH KARNE KI TAMNNA RAH GAYI,
KAHAR DHAHTE HAI BEBFA PYAR KE GUBAAR ME,
MARE JATE HAI WO JINKI KHTA HOTI NAHI.

Raat badh ti hai waqt k saath,,
Dil tadap ta hai tumare yaadon k saath…
Per raat k paas to chand hai,,
Magar iss DIL k paas aapni DHARKAN nahi…

CHEN SE SOE HUE HO RAAT KI TUME KHABAR NAHI…
KABRA HO RAHE HAI HUM ISS BAAT KI V KHABAR NAHI…
NADAN HOTE HAI WOH JO PYAR KO SAMAJH TE NAHI…
PYAR KO SAMAJH NE WALE BE-KHABAR KAVI HOTE NAHI

Jab sawan mein tanha bheegoge,
Jab aangan kali paooge,
Jab Saahil se takraati lehron mein,
Apni tanhayee mein kho jaoge,
Jab raat k tanha daman mein tum chand ko aadha paoge,
Jab Khud se batein karte karte door kahin kho jaoge,
Jab dil ki baat chupane ko humse nazrein churaoge,
Main tumse mohabbat kerti hoon har baar yeh sunna chahoge,
In sab lamhon mein jaan lena…
Tum ‘Tum’ Nahin ‘Hum’ ban jaooge…

me dua karti hu ke muje aap jesa dost mily
mile to easa ke kabhi bhi mujhe chod ke na jaye.

dua karana ke muje aap jesa hi dost mile
dua karana ke muje aap jesa hi pyar mile

hi this is akash puri from himachal india i want make good friends willyou friendship me
kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
hamesha dard hi paoge
karni hai to gehari dosti karo
hamesha umeed se doogna paoge

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye,

Tere baad kisi ko apnana bhool gaye,

Phir laga sara jahan veerana hum ko,

Jaise Chaman me phool meheknaa bhool gaye,

Tum se mohabat hi bataya saare Jahan ko,

Yahi baat tum ko batana bhool gaye,

Hum ne mita diya jahan bhi likha tha Naam Tera,

Magar apne dil se mitana bhool gaye,

Woh juda hue hum se muskrate hue,

Magar apni palkon se ansoo hatana bhool gaye…

Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.

DUNYAN MEIN KAB KISI KA DUKH APNATE HAIN LOG
DUNYAN MEIN KAB KISI KA DUKH APNATE HAIN LOG

RUKH HAWA KA DEKH KAR AKSAR BADAL JATE HAIN LOG…

Jo palpal chalti hai,
o jindagi hai,
jo pal pal jalti hai,
o roshni hai,
jo pal pal rulati hai,
o mohabate hai,
jo harpal saath nivati hai,
o sachi dost hai.

CHEN SE SOE HUE HO RAAT KI TUME KHABAR NAHI…
KABRA HO RAHE HAI HUM ISS BAAT KI V KHABAR NAHI…
NADAN HOTE HAI WOH JO PYAR KO SAMAJH TE NAHI…
PYAR KO SAMAJH NE WALE BE-KHABAR KAVI HOTE NAHI…

KHATAM HOTA NAHI RISHTA DOSTI KA ZINDAGI KE SAATH,
YEH RISHTA HAY WAFA KA,WOH BHI KHALOOS KE SAATH,
HUM RAHAIN NA RAHAIN SUB ESSA HI RAHE GA…….
PHIR KOI TO HOGA TO YAAD KAREGA MERI DOSTI ANSU KE SAATH.

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Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

chale aao ham yaad karte hain ,
ye gunah ham baar baar karte hain’
jalakar cirage dil main ,
tere ane ka intzar karte hain….

Koi na mila jis par duniya loota dete
sabne dhoka diya kisko bhula dete
apne dil ka dard dil main hi chupa rakha
karte byaan to mahphil rula dete

teri har subha muskurati rahe, teri har sham gungunati rahe,tu jise bhi mile is tarah se mile ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.

sapna ek lekin mushikile hazar hain , tanhayi aur gham toh mere bachpan ke yaar hai ab to yeh dil maut ke liye bhi taiyar hain kyunki is zindagi mein humhe sirf bewafaon se pyaar hai

Taras gaye teri ik jhalak pane ko…………..
Baras gaye badal jamin ki pyas bujhane ko……………
Yadonne diye jakham aise ki aaya rona……….
to bhig gaye barish mai aape aasoon chipane ko………..

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..!!

Tanha ho kabhi to mujko dhundna,
duniya se nahi apne dil se poochna,
Aas pas hi kahi base rahte hai hum,
yaado se nahi saath guzare lamho se puchna..!!

Bahut tammna thi kisi ko apna banane ki…..
Bahut tammna thi kisi ka ho jane ki…..
par kya pata tha ki jiske hum hona chahte the….
unhe aadat hi nahi thi ki ko apna banane ki……

najre najro se najrane lage ab to,
get ruk ruk kar gane lage ab to,
paas bulane ki khwaish kya kare,
wo dur se hi sharmane lage ab to,

hamse ruthkar to dekho
tumse khushi ruth jayegi
jab baithogi tanhayo me
to tujhe meri yaaad aayegi

dost yo nahi hote jo jan date hai,
dost yo nahi hote jo pyar date hai,
are dost to yo hote hai,
jo pani me pade ansu ko bhi phechan late hai

Tum kiya jaano main khuda se kya maangta hoon ?
Tumhari salam-ti ki hamesha duaa mangta hoon
agar anjaane me ho jaaye koi tumse khata
to do mujhe uski saza ye maangta hoon
agar lag jaaye koi chot tumko ya ho jaao tum pareshaan
to mere haq me wo saari takleefe maangta hoon
aye khuda mere mehboob ko gham se door rakhna
din raat tumhaary saaray gham maangta hoon
tum ho hamesha kaamyaab tumhaari her khwaahish ho poori
buss ye chaahta hoon aur tumhari khushi maangta hoon

Kuch Dost aise hote hain ,
Jo dil main bas jate hain.
Jo zindagi ki rahon main ,
hum se bichar jate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo raat main yaad aate hain.
aur raaton ki tanhaai me rulaate hain ,
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo phoolon ki tarah hote hain.
jo khud to chale jate hain,
per apni mahek chor jate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo zindagi tor dete hain.
per zindagi ki raahon me tanha chor detey hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain,
jo chaand ki tarah hote hain ,
jo daag to bahut rakhte hain per
khubsurat nazar ate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo patthar ka dil rakhte hain ,
jo shisha-e-dil tor jate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
tum…in sub mein anmol ho..

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Some Joke… Some more laugh…:)

Some Joke… Some more laugh…:)

A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father’s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.

At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, “Father, Father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever — the one you have been toiling on for ten years — in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!”

His father frowned, and scolded his son, “I did not say that it WOULD go on forever, son. I said that it COULD go on forever! When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn’t it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour?”

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I just wanted to let you know that a new Homeland Security Program has been launched by the FBI.

Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a “non-intrusive method”.

The FBI says you will not notice anything different.

For a demonstration, click on the link below…

Homeland Security

Quickies

One day I was reading a newspaper. On page two was a picture of a famous politician and his gorgeous wife.

Slightly jealous of the politician, I turned to my wife and said, “”It’s unfair that the biggest jerks in the world catch the most beautiful wives.”

My wife smiled and replied, “Why, thank you, Dear.”

____________ _________ _________

At a children’s hospital, a little boy about three years old was brought into the emergency room. He had filled both ears with tiny pebbles.

After working over an hour to remove the stones, the doctor asked, “Son, why would you stuff so many pebbles in your ears?”

“Because,” he replied matter-of-factly, “they kept falling out of my nose.”

____________ _________ _________

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “With the captain’s compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

____________ _________ _________

After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair.

His wife woke him in the morning. “It’s twenty to seven,” she called.

“In whose favor?”

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Jest and Puns

RIDDLES

What has a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
A dog.

How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
A horse has forelegs in front and two behind.

Why didn’t they play cards on Noah’s ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.

Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.

What’s an insect’s favorite sport?
Cricket

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
Because he was in high spirits

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his home?
A grave problem.

PUNS

Four ghosts were playing poker when there was a knock at the door.
“Whooo is it?” they asked. “Rigor Mortis. May I set in?” (John S.
Crosbie)

Working as an elevator operator has its ups and downs.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won’t have a leg to stand on.

I’ve been married to my old flame for 32 years. I guess that means we
are a perfect match. (Gary Hallock)

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

The ink drop was crying because his daddy was in the pen.

“If you can make a joke on any subject,” roared the king to his
jester, “try making one on me.” “Ah,” said the jester, “the king is
not a subject.”
GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIES

A ghoul fell in love with a mummy. Alas, the ghoul did not know much
about proper care of mummies, and in a couple of weeks the mummy began
to unravel and disintegrated. The moral of the story: A ghoul and his
mummy are soon parted.

Other humor

“Does water always come through the roof in this place?” “No, sir,
only when it rains.”

Travel agency motto: “Please go away.”

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Indian funny sms and sayari

Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate

Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye ab bhi nahi jate

If you get in my way, I’ll kill you!
– ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you’ll kill me!
– somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I’ll kill you!
– somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I’ll kill you!
– A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you.
– dyslexic, functionally illiterate project
manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can!
– messianic project manager

Get away, I’ll kill us all!
– suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I’ll get in your way.
– thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you, I’ll get in your way.
– project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
– project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so
no one will get killed.
– project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
– weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you’ll get your way.
– pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it’s the only way.
– every project manager to date.

If we get in each others’ way, who will get killed?
– An utterly confused project manager

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a
little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called
out to him as she passed. “Hello there! I couldn’t help but
notice how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long
happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “I
also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast
food, and never exercise.”

“Wow!” The woman was amazed. “How old are you?” she asked.

“Twenty-six,” he replied.

Farzaana ki shadi mein huey itney phool nichawar

Arz kiya hey k

Farzaana ki shadi mein huey itney phool nichawar

Cameraman Faraz key saath Geo News, Peshawar!

Faraz
Aankh bhar aati thi jab aapki yaad aati thi

Eik billi moti taazi thi jo mazey se ding dong khati thee

woh mujh say kehti thi maan jao faraz!

woh mujh sey kehti thi maan jao Faraz !

…..

main kaisey maan jaoon mein to hoon Ejaz

Zardari asked FARAZ
Tum me or mujh mein kia farq hai?

FARAZ replied:
Simple… Aap poorey mulk ki baja rahey hein or poora mulk meri baja raha hey.

Angel said:
I cant be everywhere to help u, so i created Mother!

Devil said:
Me too cant be everywhere either, so i created Mother In Law!

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indian Jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
———— —
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id”
———— —
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
———— —
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
———— —
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
———— —
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
———— —
What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
———— —
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
———— —
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut


“Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven”

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Time for LAUGH….

*A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

* What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.”

*If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

* .

*When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.