पत्नी – अगर मैं मर जाऊँ तो आप क्या करोगे?
पती – शायद मैं भी मर जाऊँ ..
पत्नी – क्यों ??
पती – कभी-कभी ज्यादा खुशी भी आदमी की जान ले लेती है.
girl to boy >……………….?
jab tum log girls ko {I LOVE U}
kehte ho to unke hath kyu pkad lete ho
boy.bas apni hifaazat ke lye kahi thapar
nahi mar de ………..?
Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!!
Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!
Boy: Nahi ! …
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai 😛
( had ho gai yar ) 😛 😛 😛
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
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Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!:
akbar = mujhse wada kar teri biwi ki
pehli kiss muje lene dega ?
birbal = wada hujoor !
par meri bhi ek shart hai.
akbar = bol ?
birbal =shadi me apki
behan se karunga..
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”