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Meri mohabbat hai woh,koi majboori to nahin.

Meri mohabbat hai woh,koi majboori to nahin.

Meri mohabbat hai woh,koi majboori to nahin.

Woh mujhe chahe,ya mil jaye zaroori to nahin.

Yeh kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri saanson mein.

Woh saamne ho meri aankhon ke zaroori to nahin.

Jaan qurbaan meri,us ki har muskurahat pe.

Chahat ka takaaza hai yahi,aqal-e-khurori to nahin.

Ab to nikal ke aankhon se,yaadon mein ja basa woh.

Yahi hai qurbat-e-chahat,koi doori to nahin.

Us ke gar ki taraf uthte hi ruk jaate hain kadam.

Badnaami se us ki darta hoon,koi maazoori to nahin.

Kiyon log madhosh hote hain meri mehak se.

Dil ki jalan aur aansouon ka atar hai,mehak-e-kafoori to nahin.

Dair karta hoon har kaam mein,kehte hain dost mere.

Kum aqali hai meri koi shaoori to nahin.

Kiyon sulgaata hai apne aap ko ae mian.

Dil bhi tera,jaan bhi teri,koi tandoori to nahin.

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Yun dost saarey apney apney rastey badal gaey

Yun dost saarey apney apney rastey badal gaey

Yun dost saarey apney apney rastey badal gaey
kuch peechey ruk gaey to kuch aagey nikal gaey
haalaat ki dhoop zaraa si deir ko teiz kya hui
jitney wafaa ke peikar they saarey pighal gaey

waadoN ke taarey raatoN sey baahar na jaa sakey
iraadoN ke din nikalney sey pehley hi dhal gaey
wafaaoN ke rang shabnam ke qatroN ney dho deeye
mohabbat ke phool jazboN ki shiddat sey jal gaey

taanon ke teer dunya ki kamaanon pe jab charrhey
sabar ke daaman haathon sey yakdam phical gaey
aankhein khulein to khaabon ko bura laga magar
kuch deir wo reh ke muztarib khud hi behal gaey

pehley pehal to ajeeb lagey badley huwey chehrey
phir yun huwa ke waqt ke saath hum bhi sambhal gaey

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india poem and love sayari, indian dosti sms and sayari, indian love sayari,

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi
karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera islye apne dard ko bayan
nahi karta

jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts.

Aapse nazrein to mila lein par ye to bataiye ki
Aap mein aisa kya dekhein jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai…

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga

Saath to mangne Se Mil Sakta Hai
Lekin Pyar Mangne Se Nahi Milta
Kyonki Pyar Kiya Nahi Jaata
Pyar to Ho Jata dil se dil ko jab koi pyara lagta hai.

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE …….

Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

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india poem and love sayari, indian dosti sms and sayari, indian love sayari,

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.

Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,

It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me;
Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me;

‘RISHTA’ to humne bandh hi liya he aapse;
Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mile to kya,
Umar bhar gum ke sahare ji lenge,

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge..

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.

Khushbooh ki tarah app ke pass bikhar jaonga,
Saans banke dil mein utar jaunga,

Mehsoos karney ki kosish to kijiye ,
Door hotay hue bhi paas nazar aaunga.

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india poem and love sayari, indian dosti sms and sayari, india Sayari, indian love sayari, Indian funny sms and sayari,

Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari

Galat nazar say dekho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
Sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…

Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya……..

Ram ne dhanush chalaya to Sita dod ke chali ayi,
Kishan ne bansi bajayi to Radha dod ke chali ayi,
Mein ne siti bajayi to kambakht apne baap ko leke chali ayi.

PYAR KAR TO “AIK” SAY KAR……………….
HO SAKAY TO KISI NAIK SAY KAR……………………..
JAB TAK NA MILAY SACHA DILDAAR…….
KUM SAY KUM TRY TO HAR “AIK” SAY KAR

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape & etc.,
but the meeting can`t start,
because the monkey is reading this text…..

Kitne khoobsoorat hai tumhara husn,
Khud ko doosro ki nazar se bachaya karo.
aankho me surma lagana hi kafi nahin,
plz!!! gale me Nimbu-Mirch latkaya karo

Exams ke 1 din pehle syllabus dekha,to yaad aaya “kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai”,exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,”sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai”…………………….

Zindege ka safar u he guzar jayega,7 pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se pyaar kar lo,kya pata kal kaun sa cartoon tumhare saath bandh diya jayega………..

Hamne tumhare yadon mein,
ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye……..

AmEriCan 2 SarDAr: hamare mulk me 99% shaadiyan E-MAIL se hoti hain,,
Sardar: Kamaal hai hamaare mulk me 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain..

Dil karta hai,1 patthar loon,aur uss par pyar se likhoon,i miss u…………..
Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,tab pata chale,kitna dard hai teri yaad mein……………….

Tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge,
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi upar bulayenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khayenge.

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indian dosti sms and sayari, india Sayari, indian love sayari, indian love sms and sayari, Indian funny sms and sayari,

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi
karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera islye apne dard ko bayan
nahi karta

jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts.

Aapse nazrein to mila lein par ye to bataiye ki
Aap mein aisa kya dekhein jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai…

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga

Saath to mangne Se Mil Sakta Hai
Lekin Pyar Mangne Se Nahi Milta
Kyonki Pyar Kiya Nahi Jaata
Pyar to Ho Jata dil se dil ko jab koi pyara lagta hai.

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE …….

Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

Dosti meri bas us gham se hai,

Mila jo mujhe sanam se hai.

Tujhse gilla nahin hai mujhko,

Shikwa is mausam se hai.

Humse kiyon chhupati chehra,

Tera husn bhi to hum se hai.

Mujhse aur door na ja too,

Meri saans tere dum se hai.

Mujhe aur kuch chah nahin,

Bas tu meri kasam se hai.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

yu hi hasti rhi to kuch likh dunga,
kyoki kisi sayar se kam nhi hu mai.
agar nafrat ki mujhse to jla dunga,
kyoki janral dayar se kam nhi hu mai.

YEH HUM B GAWAR KARTE HAI,YEH TUM B GAWARA KARLENA,
GHUM ME GUZARI HAI HUMNE ZINDAGI,TU HANS KE GUZARA KARLENA,
BETAABI JAB HADH SE BADH JAAYE AUR NEEND NA AAYE RAATON KO,
TOH DOOB K MERI YAADON ME DUNIYA SE KINARA KARLENA,
JIS WAQT JANAZA GUZREGA IS SHAKS KA TERI GALI SE,
JAZBAAT PE KABOO RAKHNA KHIDKI SE NAZARA KARLENA—–FOR U MY SWEET HEART(FARHAT)
IF SOMEBODY LIKE THIS SHER LET ME KNOW

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota.

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

yeh zindagi haseen hoti agar chahnae par har duwa kubool hoti kehne ko to sab apnae hai,par kash koi aisa hota,jise mere dard se takleef hoti……

kew dil ke karib aajata hai koi,apnapan ka ehsaas dilajata hai koi,jab dil ko adat si hojati hai uski,kew utni hi durr chala jata hai koi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

kuch kaha na ke liya lub khola thi humna
lub per sirf tera nam iya
kitne udsh thi mere akha hawa me tera paygam iya udsa dil me murjha na laga tha phole iysa me ishq tere bahot kam iya ek bar to ishq na had kar di raaz sara khul gaya jab tere khat sara am iya

unpe khatam sari chahat hogi phir na kise se ye inayat hogi kuch is tarah karenge pyar tumhe na tumhe khabar hogi na zamane ko shikayat hogi.

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, apno ki kami kabhi puri nahi hoti. Dil se dur hona ak alag bat hai, najro se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.

Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

zindagi badi ajib hiti hai kabi har tho kabhi jit hoti hai tammanna rakho samandar ki gehrayi yoo ko chune ki kyun ki kinaro pe tho jindagi ki shuru wath hoti hai ,

ek din roshni ke hajaroo sitare honge
apke ankhon main hasin najare honge
qyamath ke din jab aap ka mobile check haoga sabse jya sms humare honge

Na jaane kyon aisa lagta hai, kabhi kabhi wo pyaar ek chalawa sa lagta hai.
zindgi se shikayat hoti hai par , gam agar mera ho to kisi apne ki zarurat hoti hai, wo apne bankar reh jaaye yahi kafi hai , begane mein jo mil gaya to zindgi phir kahan baki hai… pal-pal mein har baat mein uski aadat ho gai , e-zindgi meri tujhse ye kaisi bagawat ho gai, wo chahat hi kaisi jis mein sirf aansu ho auron ka saath ho par apne begane ho….

hum haste hai tho wo samjhte hai
inhe adath hai muskurane ki lekin
wo kya jane ye bi ik ada hai gum ko chupa ne ki

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indian sms and shayari, indian dosti shayari and sms

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi !

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Types of Kiss (Thought About Kiss)

Types of Kiss (Thought About Kiss)

1 – ICE KISS

Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!

– 2 – ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS

The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other’s lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another…the please us the kiss right after the shock!

– 3 – CAMPING KISS

On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss.

– 4 – REWARD KISS

Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.

– 5 – POST-IT KISS

Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over your lips that says, “LIFT FOR KISS”

– 6 – KISSING IN THE RAIN

The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss ’till the two of you are soaked.

– 7 – HERSHEY`S KISSES

Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love’s purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads “SORRY, I CAN’T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.

– 8 – TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS

Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR

(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something I’ve got to get off my chest.

TESS: I’m too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That’s nice. Even when I’m sober?
SAM: Even when you’re brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)

– 9 – KISSES IN A BALLOON

Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love’s chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.

– 10 – TOLL KISS

Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.

– 11 – MORSE CODE KISS
I
f you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to decipher them.

– 12 – KISSING METER KISSES

We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an “expired” sign appear when you need another kiss.

– 13 – AUDIO STIMULATION

Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love’s cassette player (walkman, car or home) with a note attached.

– 14 – BREAKFAST IN BED KISS

Slip out of bed early and prepare a special “Kissing” breakfast to serve to your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss between bites!

– 15 – STAIRWELL KISS

This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element.

– 16 – SCUBA KISSING

Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her.

– 17 – EYE TEST KISS

Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor’s office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, “IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me.” Now find your love and give an eye exam.

– 18 – THYMELY KISS

Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love’s lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.

– 19 – SHOPPING LIST KISSES

Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.

– 20 – BAD HABIT KISS

Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.

– 21 – CLOUD SHAPE KISS

Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss.

– 22 – CHECK KISS

With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.

– 23 – TOE KISS

Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.

– 24 – CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES

Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out all the “KISS ME” hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note “REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!”

– 25 – RENDEZVOUS KISS

With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips.

– 26 – BATH KISS

Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)

– 27 – MACHINE GUN KISS

In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover’s lips.

– 28 – KISS-A-THON

Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer than usual.

– 29 – PINK PANTHER KISS

Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!

– 30 – THIRST QUENCHER KISS

For no reason, stare at your love’s mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you’re doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!

– 31 – GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS

Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss.

– 32 – GOODBYE * 2 KISS

Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss

– 33 – RIDDLE KISS

Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.

– 34 – KISS MANDATE

Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will get it.

– 35 – UNEXPECTED KISS

When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper…I LOVE YOU!

– 36 – POST OFFICE KISS

Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the nearest dark closet; close the door and play POST OFFICE: No instructions included!

– 37 – KNOCK-KNOCK KISS

Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!

– 38 – BEGGAR`S KISS

That’s right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you!

– 39 – TOOTHPASTE KISS

Brush your teeth together. When your love’s mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!

– 40 – PALM KISS
Holding your love’s chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips!

– 41 – 30 KISSES
Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you will kiss him or her 30 times during the day!

– 42 – CAT KISS
Rub against your love’s legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your love’s attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a kiss.

– 43 – EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!

– 44 – EAR KISS

Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message with an ear kiss!

– 45 – VALENTINE KISS

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with kisses in the shape of a “V” on the face of your lover.

– 46 – FOOTBALL KISS

After a pass during a football game, kiss your love.

– 47 – SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS

Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!

– 48 – No-Cal Kiss

After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert…your lips.

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Jest and Puns

RIDDLES

What has a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
A dog.

How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
A horse has forelegs in front and two behind.

Why didn’t they play cards on Noah’s ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.

Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.

What’s an insect’s favorite sport?
Cricket

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
Because he was in high spirits

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his home?
A grave problem.

PUNS

Four ghosts were playing poker when there was a knock at the door.
“Whooo is it?” they asked. “Rigor Mortis. May I set in?” (John S.
Crosbie)

Working as an elevator operator has its ups and downs.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won’t have a leg to stand on.

I’ve been married to my old flame for 32 years. I guess that means we
are a perfect match. (Gary Hallock)

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

The ink drop was crying because his daddy was in the pen.

“If you can make a joke on any subject,” roared the king to his
jester, “try making one on me.” “Ah,” said the jester, “the king is
not a subject.”
GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIES

A ghoul fell in love with a mummy. Alas, the ghoul did not know much
about proper care of mummies, and in a couple of weeks the mummy began
to unravel and disintegrated. The moral of the story: A ghoul and his
mummy are soon parted.

Other humor

“Does water always come through the roof in this place?” “No, sir,
only when it rains.”

Travel agency motto: “Please go away.”

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Love and Marriage

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”

(Krishana Raghav)