Sagar mei gehraayi hoti hai,
Yaadon mei tanhayi hoti hai,
Is busy life mei kaun kisko yaad karta hai,
Aur agar karta hai to uski yaado mei sachhayi hoti hai…
Yaa teri yaad se………
Why do you love me ? Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? . . . . Husband: Not-at-all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,
Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi……
Unka Waada He Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,
Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge…
Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi He ,
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi He ,
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha ,
Aapki AankhoN Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi He……
Mere Haathon Se Gir Gai Lakire Kahi ,
Bhool Aaye Hum Aapni Takdirey kahi ,
Agar Mile Tumko Kahi Too Utha Lena ,
Mere Hissey Ki Har Khushi Aapne Haathon Pe Saja Lena…….
Jane Kya soch kar lahre sahil se ,
Takra ke laut jati he ,
Samajh me nahi aata vo kinare se bewafai karti he ,
ya laut kar samundar se wafa nibhati he…
Ankhey too pyar me dil ki zuban hoti he ,
Sachi chahat too sad bezuban hoti he ,
pyar me dard bhi miley too kya ghabrana ,
suna he dard se chahat aur jawa hoti he
Zindagi bhaut kuch sikhati he ,
kabhi hasati he..kabhi rulati he ,
kudh se jayada kisipe bharosa maat karna ,
andhere me too parchai bhi saath chor jati he..
Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta he ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta he ,
jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta he
Aapka bhool jaun umar gujarne ki baat he,
aapko na hi yakin ye aur baat he ,
jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,
ye saans tut jaye too aur baat he
Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta…
Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho
jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain…
Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye
hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain…
Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.
kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA
MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA
Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin,
Jahar kha lena magar Dil lagana nehin,
Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein,
DIL lagake Dil tod dete hein
“ Gul ke Chaman me thhoda Bahar Ati
To iss Hava Ko kya Fark padta…….!
Tapti iss Dharti ko thhodi Rahat hoti
To iss Barsaat ko kya Fark padta…….!!
Chaman me Bahar Aa Gayi to
Gul me ‘Jawani’ ki Ronak Aa gayi…….!
Barsaat Joomke Dharti pe Barsi to
Do Anjan ‘DILO’ me ‘Muhobbat’ ho gayi….!!
1) “TANHA” khud ko kabhi hone mat dena.Aankho ko kabhi rone mat dena.Bahut khaas hai aap hamare liye_Is khayal ko kabhi apne se juda hone mat dena.
2) TAMAM GAM BHUL JANE KO G KARTA HE AAJ, MUSKURANE KO G KARTA HE, BAHUT G LIYE SAHARE AAPKI YADON KE, AAJ APKE PAS AANE KO G KARTA HAI.
3) Dushmani dushman se,pyar pasand se,khushi harek se,rishtey apnose mohabbat mehbob se,ishq ashiq se,magar dosti dil se jo hamne ki hai aap se..
4) Kripa ki na hoti jo aadat tumahri,toh reh ja ti khaali ibadat tumahri, mein muljim na hota, na tum hote haakim ,soonee hi reh jaati adalat tumahri
5) Kisi k”PYAR”ko bhulana n aya hume
Kisi k”DIL”ko dukhana n aya hme
Kisi ki”YAAD”me tadpna to sekh Liya ! Magar apni”YAAD”me kisi ko tadpana na aya hame.
6) Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.
Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hu.
Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hu.
7) Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasbeer banate hai,dostonki yadonme mehfil sajate hai,hum thode alag hai jo kisiko yad anese pehle unko apni yad dilate hai!
8) Ap lakh bhula k dekhlo hm dilse yad ayenge
honge apke bade chahne wale hm sabse badhke chahenge
ap pani p p k thak jana hm hichkian ban ban ke ayenge.
9) Toote khwabo ki tasveer kab puri hoti hai,chand taro k beech bhi doori hoti hai.dena to hume khuda sab kuch chahta hai, par uski bhi kuch mazburi hoti hai..
10) Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai
Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai
Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
So you’re glad you’re a chick? Well, I’m glad I’m a guy.
So have a seat, missy, and I’ll tell ya why
I’m so glad I’m a man, I could stand and applaud
That I don’t have to live life as a broad.
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There’s honor and not shame for me when I get laid.
I can get head in a restaurant booth.
Mechanics will (usually) tell me the truth.
I can go sit at a bar all alone
Without twenty drunk losers inviting me home.
Workmen and service men never do hassle me.
Car CD players don’t simply baffle me.
I can reach stuff hidden on the top shelf.
I can change light bulbs all by myself.
No one expects anything when I just flirt.
I don’t have to wear dumb stuff like hose or a skirt.
My underwear’s cotton, and three for eight bucks.
Bras are expensive and WIRE – that sucks.
I get to buy cool stuff like hammers and drills.
You have to buy makeup and birth control pills.
Never will I suffer from PMS.
It takes me ten minutes to shower and dress.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
I don’t have a purse full of useless old stuff.
None of my co-workers can make me cry.
When someone fails to call, I don’t give a shit why.
I never will need an electrician or plumber.
I can date someone much younger and dumber.
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I revel in guy-hood with joy I can’t squelch,
And I’ll celebrate every scratch, every belch.
I’m glad I’m a man, of that I am proud.
I’m not at all bitchy, annoying and loud.
I won’t try to squeeze in jeans three sizes too small.
My credit card is still good when I leave from the mall.
I won’t drink Diet Coke, or eat a rice cake.
There’s no silicone here, my chest isn’t fake.
I do what’s proper, I leave the toilet seat up.
It doesn’t take hours to fix up my hair,
I don’t see the need to use bathrooms in pairs.
I won’t throw a tirade and then blame PMS.
I’m a man and I’m glad I can deal with my stress.
I have intuition, I never get lost.
I share household duties, I won’t try to be the boss.
I’m a man and with that comes a high sense of class,
I won’t cry like a baby when Bambi gets shot
I don’t make up false places, like the infamous “G-spot.”
I won’t go out at night in a black mini-skirt,
then slap anybody that just tries to flirt.
You crazy women scare me, you have lots of gall,
Yes, I’m pleased to be male and I don’t mean to gloat.
I’m sorry you don’t understand how to work the remote.
I’ll never tease you, or play hard to get.
If I don’t get my way, I won’t throw a fit.
I don’t worry much about breaking a nail,
My face without makeup isn’t distorted and pale.
I’ll never say one thing while meaning another.
When life gets real hard, I won’t run to my mother.
In order to understand just who I am;
You need a Y-chromosome; it’s what makes you a man.