Category: Indian SMS Sayari

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Kalyug ka gita saar, talking about facts of today’s life….

Kalyug ka gita saar, talking about facts of today’s life….

As told to Employees of Company by CEO
kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kisse wyarth darte ho
kaun tumhein nikal sakta hai.
Resource na nikala ja sakta hai na nikal sakta hai…
Incentive nahin mila, bura hua
salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha hai
Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga…
tum pichla review na hoone ka paschataap na karo
tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo
recession chal raha hai…
tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho
tum company ke liye kya project laye the jo tumne kho diya
tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap ho gaya…
tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the
jo experience liya company se liya
jo code kiya company ko diya
degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale…
jo project/product aaj tumhara hai, kal kisi aur ka tha
parsoon kisi aur ka hoga
tum isse apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho
bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka karran hai…
POLICY CHANGE company ka rule hai
jise tum policy Change kehte ho wahi to trick hai…
ek pal mein tum millionare ho jaate ho
doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho…
review, increment etc. etc. man se hata do vichar se mita do
phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke ho…
Na yeh Increments tumhare liye hain, na tum iske kabil ho
Yeh chamchoon ke liye bana hai aur unhin ko milega…
parantu job secure hai, phir tumhein tension kyon hai
tum apne aap ko Company ke aarpit karo
yahin sabse Golden Rule hai…
Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
wo review, incentive,recession se sarvada muqt hai…

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Little Nonveg SMS

We have Mardum Shumari SMS Service”
Agar ap Male hain tu 5 SMS karain,
Female hain tu 4 SMS karain.
Agar apney aap par shak hay tu koi SMS na karain.

1450, Baby Food
300, Doctor
950, Medicine
800, Toys
600, Diapers
200, Gripewater
200, Powder
500, Soap
Total
Rs.5000/-Or
CondomRs.5/- Faisla Aap Per Hai..?

Pathan apni girlfrnd k sath date pr gya.Ahista se bola:
Mre dil me ek bat hy mgr kehty hue ghbrata hun
Girl:bolo
Pathan:
I realy realy
Luv
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Ur Brothr

Teacher ne Brazer nahi Pehni thi aur Blouse k 2 Button khul gaye.
Ye dekh kar 2 Larkay Hasne lagay.
Teacher: “Hanso mat nahi to”DONO” ko Bahar Nikal Doongi”

Larki: Tum Honeymoon ke liye kahan kahan gayi thi? Saheli: Murree, Abbottabad, Nathiagali aur
Bhurban. Ladki: Accha, kya kya dekha ?
Saheli: only “CEILING FAN”

Two things to be Remembered in Life
1st
Don’t take any Decision when you are angry.
2nd
Don’t make any Promise when you are Happy

1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hay!
Larka chla gya….
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Ghar Waqai koi nhi tha TAALA lga huwa tha.!

Shakespear said,

“This world is a stage
&
we all r actors”..

In punjabi language it is translated as,

“ae dunya ek drama ae tae tusi sarray marasi ho”

A wonderful quote.

I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices…

Go back to sleep and dream or wake up and chase those dreams..’
Choice is yours….

……

Aurat Wakeel se: Mujhe mere Shohar se talaq chahiye.

Wakeel: Magar wo tou Kabaddi Champion hai.

Aurat: Yehi to problem hai ke
sirf hath laga k bhag jata hai.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.

Dulha “on wedding.Ask from dulhan,do u have any boyfrnd b4 marriage?
Dulhan:silent dulha:me is khamoshi ko kya samjhon? Dulhan:kaminey! Ginnay to de

Incredible Love Prediction.. .

Just type

LOVE ur name , ur partners name & send it to

Ur father’s number.He’ll tell ur FUTURE

Men want 3 Qualities in wives::-) Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed..
But they get: Artist in kitchen Devil in home & Economist in Bed

Sexy Malika Sharawat asked Rani & Ash :

Mere marney k baad meri Qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga ?

Instant Reply :
PEHLI BAR AKELI SO RAHI HAI

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwaabon me tumhen woh chehra dikhaai dega,
Yeh DÖSTI hai zara soch k krna,Ek aansoo bhi gira tu sunai dega…….. ….

Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA

32=Innocent

34=Calm

36=Agressive

38=Playful

40=Sexy

&

42= Pakistani Filmstar saima.

Zuban Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Hamesha Dua Mai Fariyad Karte Hain,
Jab Bhi Tmhara Dil Zor Se Dharke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hain.

Apny asool youn b kabhi torny pary..
Us ki khata thi Hath mjhy jorny pary..
Aya na jb Qarar Dil-e-BeQarar ko..
Yadon k rukh Tumhari tarf morny pary.

JAISEY LOHAY KO LOHA KATTA HAI,SONAY KO SONA KATTA HAY,HEERAY KO HEERA,
ZEHER KO ZEHER,AISEY HEE AIK DIN TERAI KO ”KUTTA”KATEY GAA….

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Chairman Electric company ne Sex k Doran Apni Biwi se pocha:
Bol na Meri Jan,
Tujhe kia Gham hay ?

Biwi Boli :
Sartaj ,
Load Ziada
Aur
Voltage kam hay..

At 33 he quit smoking
(will power)

At 43 he quit drinking
(will power)

At 53 he quit gambling
(will power)

At 63 he quit Sex
(Power Failure)…

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Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax.

Angry Sardaar:Hm ko poora 20 Crore de ya mere 20 Rs wapis kr.

Altaf bhai goes to see Umrao Jan’s mujra….

After havin fun,
Umrao asked: Altaf bhai paisy ???

Altaf bhai replied: “chal Pagli, tujh say thori loun ga….

Kid:
Aunty! Mummy ny cheeni mangi hai

Aunty cheeni dety hue:
“Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne?”

Kid:
“Agr wo kameeni na dey to Pinky Aunty se le aana…”

Kal Temprature 42 sy Above rahy ga.Waqfy Waqfy sy Apny sar per Pani Dalty Rehna.Q
k Buzurgo ka kehna hai k “BHOOSA”
Aag jaldi Pakrta ha:)

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Zid apni na chhodi

Zid apni na chhodi

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

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Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

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When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

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Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Gaur farmana, Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjh le, wo sabse bada gadha hai.

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Indian SMS

Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,

He surrendered his sword at the child’s feet.

Now da Child has GrownUp wishes u Gud morning

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Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.

Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.

Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.

Guess Who?

O Hello!

Its you.
Good morning

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Gr8 opportunities come to all,
Bt many dont knw they have met them.

The only preparation 2take advantage of them is…
To watch what each day brings.
Good morning

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God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
A Light for every Shadow,
A Plan for every Tomorrow
a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD’s gift.
Good Morning.

………… ……… ……… ..

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Beggars of today (Joke )

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

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Indian Joke

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.”

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Joke

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho’s car over and told him that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive Alive safety competition.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck. ‘What are you going to do with your cash?’ asked the traffic cop.

‘Well I guess I’m going to get a drivers license,’ Sipho answered.

‘Oh, don’t listen to him,’ yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat. ‘He tries to be smart when he’s drunk.’

This woke up Rodger in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, ‘I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.’

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakes’ voice said, ‘Are we over the border yet?’

The cop fainted.

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BASTARD (Joke)

BASTARD

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

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Mobile SMS

AASUON KE CHALNE KI AWAZ NAHI HOTI, DIL KE TOOTNE KI AAHAT NAHI HOTI, AGAR HOTA KHUDA KO HAR DARD KA EHSAS, TO USE DARD DENE KI AADAT NAHI HOTI……………..

** TERE SAATH GUJRA HAR LAMHA B YAAD AAYEGA IS JANAM KE BAD B TERA KHAYAL AAYEGA AGAR BAKSHI PHIR ZINDAGI RAB NE TO TUJSE HI DOSTI KARNE KO G CHAHEGGA…..

** WHNEVER I LUK AT MY PALMS, I ALWAYS STARE AT WHICH OF THOSE TINY CUTE LIL CRIS-CROSS LINES MDE ME SO LUCKY TO HV A SWEET FRIEND LYK U….

** SPECIAL FRNDZ R LIKE PIECES OF PUZZLE IF U LOSE ONE IT’LL NEVER B COMPLETE AGAIN, JUST WANT U 2 KNOW U R 1 OF D PIECE I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE

** PANAVLELYA NAYNANI TU MALA PAHU NAKOS, MANATIL ATHVANINA VAT DEU NAKOS, JULLELYA SWANA TU AART KARU NAKOS, SWAPNATIL CHANDANYANDA APLI KAHANI SANGU NAKOS, MILAVLELYA SWAPNANA PUNHA PAHU NAKOS, AATHVANIT MAZYA KADHIHI MAJSATHI TU ASHRU DHALU NAKOS…….

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HIndi SMS Sayari, Indian SMS Sayari

Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..

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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni……
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon…..

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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain….

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Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho ,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.

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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena
Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena,
dost na sahi Hum tumhare…insaan to hai…
Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena…!!

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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya
chup the hum to majboor samaj liya
yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum
phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.

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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe…!!!

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“Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti
khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein
Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti”…..

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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi….
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Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye
jinko apna khoon pilaaya….vohi hamein maar gaye
yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost
unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!

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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai
pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai
kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai
par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai

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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat
aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat
kyun na rowu teri yaad mein
din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat

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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya..
kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya…
Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse…
magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya…

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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge…
Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge….
Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye
Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge….

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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti
zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti
ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo
ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti

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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai…

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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee!
Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana!
Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?

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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein
Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein
Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni
Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!

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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Jee raha tha tumhare naam par
Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna

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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege
hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege
tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam
tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege

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Is zaalim aur Beraham duniyame….
Kab kaun kisika hota hai…..????
Dhokha to wohi deta hai…..
Jispe Zaada bharosa Hota hai…..

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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon..
tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon..
Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar…
Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??

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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai
Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai
kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai
chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????

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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai

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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai…?
Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai?
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi..
Jise hum paa nahin sakte,
usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????

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Pyar humari nasib main kahan,
Naha kisike chahat ke hum huqdaar,
Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera,
pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar……..

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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai

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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme
pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe
ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai….ab woh kho gaye…
aankho se chalakte lahoo…mehendi ban gaye mere…

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AAankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay,
Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay,
Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum,
Koi Hai Jis K Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.

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Main aapke intezaar mein baitha hoon,
Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho,
Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai,
Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!

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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge
Royenge bohat magar aansu nah aayenge,
Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena,
Jannat me bhi honge to lout k aayenge….