Dooniya Badal Gyi Hai Chatting Se,
Hoti Hai Ab Hacking Chatting Se,
Niklna Ho Gaya Sabka Band Chatting Se,
Kyunki Hoti Hai Ab To Setting Chatting Se.
girl to boy >……………….?
jab tum log girls ko {I LOVE U}
kehte ho to unke hath kyu pkad lete ho
boy.bas apni hifaazat ke lye kahi thapar
nahi mar de ………..?
Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!!
Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!
Boy: Nahi ! …
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai 😛
( had ho gai yar ) 😛 😛 😛
What is the hardest part about taking a test?
The answer
Why did the teacher have to wear her sun glass all the time?
Her students were very bright.
Which side of the schoolhouse does a tree grow best?
On the outside.
If snakes went to school, what would their favorite subject be?
Hissss-tory
Why did they bury the school bus?
The battery was dead, the piston were shot, and the engine died.
What classroom table doesn’t have any legs?
The multiplication table
What kind of test is the most painful?
a blood test
What do you call a student whose library books are overdue?
A book keeper
Why are kindergarten teachers so good?
They know how to make little things count.
What is white when it is dirty, but black when it is clean?
A blackboard
In what school do you learn to greet people?
HI School