Dooniya Badal Gyi Hai Chatting Se,
Hoti Hai Ab Hacking Chatting Se,
Niklna Ho Gaya Sabka Band Chatting Se,
Kyunki Hoti Hai Ab To Setting Chatting Se.
Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!!
Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!
Boy: Nahi ! …
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai 😛
( had ho gai yar ) 😛 😛 😛
‎2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.
1. Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy…
2. Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news: More aunties found jogging.
3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain !
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: “Yahi thee, Yahi thee”
8. Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks:
Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.