Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya
Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.
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Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:” r u married ?”
He replied :”What difference does it make ?”
She said:”We are here to serve the needy not the greedy ! ”
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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?
Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.