Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai
yaadein wo hain jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.
Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Hame Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti chhoti Baatein.
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe,
chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.
Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi
TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU
Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.
Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai
Tadap Ne Ke Liye Sirf Yadein Reh Jati Hai
Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil ho Ya Koyla
Jalne Ke baad To Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai
jinka sach hona kisi surat se bhi mumkin na tha
aisi aisi baatein aksar sochna achcha laga
pehle pehle tou nighaaon mein jachta nahi tha
rafta rafta dusra, phir teesra achcha laga.
Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho
asi dilon yaad aavange
iss duniya vich bohat chaahan waale
asi sab toh vad ke chawange
tussi paani pi pi thak jaana
assi hichkiyan ban ban aavange
zakham dite ishq ne
seen wala koi nahin
hanju digge naina chon mere
uhna nu peen wala koi nahin
sare dukh pa dite meri jholi rab ne
ih dukhan bhari zindagi jeen wala koi nahin
MANA HAR DARD-E-DAWA ITNI ASARDAR BHI NAHIN
MAR JAYEN BIN TERE AISE TO BEEMAR BHI NAHIN
DIL HO BEJAAN-O-JUMBISHE-ZABAN BEMAYASSAR
TO PHIR KIS MUNH SE KAHIYE KE TAQATE GUFTAR BHI NAHIN
SUNA HAI SHEHAR ME CHARCHA-E-SAHIL BHI AB NAHIN HOTA
NAZARBAND-E-GHAM HI SAHI MAGAR BEKAR BHI NAHIN
WO ZAKHMKARI KA HUNAR RAKHTE HAIN E KHUDA
HALAAT-E-BEKASI KAI CHARASAZI-E-ASAAR BHI NAHIN
KIS KIS KI KHOO DALIYEGA E DIL-E-NANDAN
BEWAFAI-O-BENIYAZI-O-PHIR SHARMSAAR BHI NAHIN
PAYENGE GHAMKHWARI-E-GHAM-E-DIL SE BHALA KYA FAIZ
RAHA HI NA AAINA TO DARAR BHI NAHIN
KYON KIYA AUR KYA KAREGA SATH MERE WO KHUDA
PAKDOON JO NABZ USKI AISA TO HOSHIYAR BHI NAHIN
KAR LI JO TANHAI SE TAUBA TO WAHAN KE HO LIYE
DEKHA TO YAHAN BHI SANG-E-SAHIL EK MAZAAR BHI NAHIN
Bichhad Kar Humse Kabhi Wo Bhi Tadpa To Hoga
Chand Lamhe Hi Sahi Wo Bhi Roya To Hoga
Beenayi Chashm Ki Kho Gayi Teer Reh Kar
Uske Naino Ko Bhi AshQone Bhigoya To Hoga
Dilke Rishte Bhi Kis Kadar Ajeeb Hote Hai
Tujhko Bhi Sanam Kisi Rishte Ne Thukraya To Hoga
Lab Khamosh Honge Kismat Mein Tanhayi Hogi
Tab Hi Wo Mere Pyaar Mein Dooba To Hoga
Tere Naseeb Mein Hai Aakhri Saans Jab Tak
Jahan Bhi Jaoge Wahan Pyaar Ka Saaya To Hoga
Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain