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fana sayari

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….

Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

anand goyal

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U Me aur Hum…. Good Song and good words

i got a feeling incomplete in my heart,
don’t wanna go it alone though we can never be apart…
we can never be apart…
you make me feel complete, coz you are a piece of my heart
you’re the one for me, i knew it right from the start
yeah… we can never be apart….
we can never be apart… we can never be apart…

hmmm…apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
ho…apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
apni dhoop bujhaye bin, meri chhaon mein aa jao…
chalo yoon karein…
tum… tum bhi raho… main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahien…
ho tum… tum bhi raho…
main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahein…
teeno mil ke saath chalein..
saathi janam janam…
u me aur hum, u me aur hum…
apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
apni dhoop bujhaye bin, meri chhaon mein aa jao…

jaise baadal paani ka, yaarana hai…
jaise gul aur khushboo ka, dostana hai…
ho jaise baadal paani ka, yaarana hai…
jaise gul aur khushboo ka, dostana hai…
waise hi rahein hum tum…
waise hi jeeyein hum tum…
ho, tere mere haathon mein, koi bhi pinjra na ho…
ek duje per apna, haq to ho kabza na ho
har haal mein…
tum… tum bhi raho…hmm- main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahien…
oh…
when my heart goes on,
misses a beat, i know it’s gotta be you girl,
you sweep me off my feet
sweep me off my feet, oh you sweep me off my feet
and when the blood from my heart
rushes into my brain, it sends a message to me
to say you’re driving me insane,
you know you’re driving me insane, driving me insane…
love gives your heart the power, to open up and flower …
calling it every hour, but its refrained, its refrained…

ek din to woh lamha, bhi aana hai…
dono me se ek ne, chale jaana hai….
ho… ek din toh woh lamha, bhi aana hai…
dono me se ek ne, chale jaana hai…
baatien yeh sabhi hum tum, jaan lein abhi hum tum…
ho dono mil ke saath mein, aise jeena seekh lein…
taaki jo peeche rahe, usko na ho mushkilein…

oh chalo yoon jiyein… agar… main na rahoon…
ya… tum na raho… hum… hum hee rahein…
jaise saaya saath chale, saath rahein hardum..
U me aur hum… U me aur hum…
U me aur hum… U me aur hum…
U me aur hum… aur hum…

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indian sms

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai……
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan”.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz…

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .
Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager Aisa Woh Tab Kehtha “Agar Woh meherban Hota.”

Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne yaad aate ho. Ki aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.

Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, Ankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

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dosti ki shayari

Dosti koi lafaz nahi jo zubaan kaha jaey,
Dosti koi kilona nahi jis ke saat kila jaey,
Dosti koi phool nahi jisse thoda jaey,

Dosti koi kaagaz nahi jisse pada jaey

“Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond hafia zaheer shaikh

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. Its about who came and never left.

H-M T-M
is not complete without “U”
& FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without “I”
So “U” &”I’ have to be there forever if u want
HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend…….hum

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Holi SMS

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक


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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
smsnshayari.com
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!
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__,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;;
__;;;@@;;;,”–”;”—”,;;;@@;;;
__ ;;;@@;;;–HAPPY–;;;@@;;;
___;;;@@”;;,——–,;;”@@;;
___”;;;@@”;;;—–;;;”@@;;;
____”;;;;@@;;”;”;;@@;;;;”
______”;;;;;@@@;;;;;”
________’;;;;@;;;;”
___________”;”
___,;;;@@@@;;;;@@@@;;;,
__,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;;,
__;;;@@;;;,”–”;”—”,;;;@@;;;;
__ ;;;@@;;;—HOLY—;;;@@;;;
___;;;@@”;;,——–,;;”@@;;;
___”;;;@@”;;;—–;;;”@@;;;”
____”;;;;@@;;”;”;;@@;;;;”
______”;;;;;@@@;;;;;”
________’;;;;@;;;;”
___________”;”
___,;;;@@@@;;;;@@@@;;;,
__,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;;,
__;;;@@;;;,”–”;”—”,;;;@@;;;
__ ;;;@@;;;–TO U –;;;@@;;;
___;;;@@”;;,——-,;;”@@;;;
___”;;;@@”;;;—–;;;”@@;;;
____”;;;;@@;;”;”;;@@;;;;”
______”;;;;;@@@;;;;;”
________’;;;;@;;;;”
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
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_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–‘! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK
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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
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(Happy Holi)

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ladkya

It’s Girl
If you treat her nice she says”Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”.

If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”.

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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.

If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.

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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.

If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.

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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don’t love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.

If you love her she says ” Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.

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If you don’t give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.

If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

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If you don’t tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.

If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.

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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because I care”.

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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.

If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”

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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.

If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.

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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks”.

If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain “.

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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & don’t care of my feelings”.

If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.




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Holiday jokes

ek qaidi ko police walay zor zor se maar rahay hote hain. wo usko jitna maartay wo utni zor zor se hans raha hota hai. ek danda parta… cheekh cheekh kar hansta… hahahahhaha. . thapar parta.. or zor se hansta .. hahahhahahah. akhir police walay pareshan aagaye. ek Police walay ne poocha bhai tumhara masla kya hai? tumeh hum mar rahay hain or tum hansay ja rahay ho? Qaidi bola: Tumeh pata he nahee hai tum ghalat aadmi ko maar rahay ho !….. hahhaha

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लव के लिये

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same?

My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!

I luv u & u luv me,I fought it was easy as ABC,u made me upset,u made me hurt,u neva tried, i new it woodnt work u didnt think,u didnt c,I really thought it was ment 2 b

Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting go…
i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.
among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz….i know dats all im 2 u… among ur frens

i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
sending you a hug to ease your stress.a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say i’m thinking of u. i miss you
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new
Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.
Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u
Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other
I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever

So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u
I’d climd the highest mountain.I’d swim the ocean blue I’d do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be “friends forever”