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इश्क viishq

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay
Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Saamne baithe raho dil ko qaraar aa’aegaa
Jitnaa dekhenge tumheiN utnaa hi pyaar aa’aegaa

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai
Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai

Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi
Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho

Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao
Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to qayamat hogi

Raat Ko Jalte Diye bhi Din mai Bujh jaya Karte Hai
Aur ek hum hain jo ki Tere Pyar Me Din Raat Jala Karte Hai

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हिन्दी समस इंडियन जोक्स

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede…
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…

Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega…
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam…

Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam…
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam…
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to **** diya yeh soch kar ki….
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha…
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.

Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile…
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.

Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai…
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.

khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon….
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,

Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI…
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,

Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi… Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai…
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye…….

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sms for new year

Befor the networks get jammed,
before the sun sets
before the fireworks die out and
before the clock ticks twelve
here’s wishing u a happy new year…
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Sarson da Saag
makke di roti
achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar
ye naya sal tera
khub gujare yaar…

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comming soon Christmas

Christmas time is coming,
Better get ready for that day.
Time to start buying presents,
Time to make dinner plans.

Parents running around the mall,
Trying to figure what to buy their family.
Kids making decorations at school,
For their Christmas tree at home.

Couples start making dinner plans,
Before it is too late.
Grandmothers making cookies,
Enough for everyone in the family.

Families at home decorate their trees,
That signify a little something of their past year.
Everyone has a great time at doing it,
Not giving a care of what they do.

Christmas is unforgettable,
No matter what age you are.
It is the happiest season of the year,
That everyone will remember the rest of the year.

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Funny SMS

Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

**
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
“Ab to naha lo”

**
Marne par humain janat mile na mile,
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
SmS karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile

**
Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai
Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai
Jis mein “SmS” ki aik moti is file hai
Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon as style hai

**
Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte
Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain
Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain

**

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

**

Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga

**

Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.
Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh

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For friends

Humnay Dil Tora Dharkanoun Kay Khauf Say
Apni Basti He Mita Di Barishoun Kay Khauf Say
Kon Kehta Hai Hamein Mohabbat Ras Agaye?
Hum Tu Youn He Hans Daitay Hain Ansoun Kay Khauf Say

Jab bhi yaad aate ho ye nazrain jhuka leta hon,
Bheegi bheegi palkon se Tumhe hoton tak la leta hon,
Tumse jo kuch keh na paya khud se woh sab kehta hon,
Guzri lamhe guzri baton ko yaad karta rehta hon,
Dil main bebasi nazron ki berukhi si khamoshi ko apna leta hon,
koi khol na de ye raaz ko daar ke nazrain hi jhukaye rakhta hon..

Har baar apki salamati ki dua karenge,
teri arzoo main apni hasti fanaah karenge,
tum chahe daman bachalo humse lekin….
Hum marte dum tak aapse wafa karenge!

Kuch rahe na rahe, teri mohabbat ka sahara rahe
Pyar main dooba, hamesha ye dil hamara rahe
Khushian teri, sare ghum mere hon dua yehi hai
Ankhoon main, sada chehra tumhara rahe

Intezaar rehta har shaam tera,
yaadain katati hain le-le kar naam tera…
Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale,
Ki aaj aayega koi paigaam tera….

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar…
Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum…
Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko,
Jisko hawa se bacha rahe they hum.!

Waqt aur khushi tere Gulam Honge,
Har Pal aur Pehlu Tere Hi naam Honge,
Jara Mud Kar Dekhna Mere Dost,
Tere Har Kadam ke neechemere hatho ke nishan Honge…
janaja wo mera rukwa ke bole,
lautenge kab tak kahan ja rahe hain??
saja jindagi ki yahan katkar hum ,
jahan se chale the wahan ja rahe hain

unse shikayt b kya karein..
humnae b kabhi izhaar nahi kiya…
hum unkae liye tadap-tae hain…
jinho-nae kabhi,humse pyaar nahi kiya

yun toh yaadein puraani nahi hoti..
pyaar pana sabki kismat nahi hoti..
hum dil rakh aaye unkae dar par,
yeh jaantae huve, ki unki nazraein zammeen par nahi hoti

apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai
logo mein ye zindagi badnam kar rakhi hai,
aaina bhi nahi ab to kisi kam ka,
hamne to apni parchhayi bhi sanam tere naam kar rakhi hai

kudrat ke usoloon me badal kyon nahi hota.
jo aaj hua hain wah kal kyon nahi hota.
har zheel main lehre hain aur har zheel me pani,
phir sabke mukudar main kamal kyon nahi hota.
jab tune hi duniya ka yeh divan likha hain ,
toh har aadmi ek pyaari si gajal kyon nahi hota.
baar baar na milne ki kasam khakar bhi mile hum,
phir aapne hi irado per aamal kyon nahi hota

Hum likhte nahin the kisi jamane mein,
par teri aashique ne shayar bana diya
Dil to hasta aaya hai jamane se
par ik pal to toone rula diya
Jaan phir bhee na nikali is diwane mein se
kyonki tere pyar ne mujhe amar bana diya

tujhse bichude hue mujhe ho gaye arse
yaad teri bahut aati hai dil tujhse milne ko tarse
zamana to pehle se dushman tha humara
ab mausam ko bhi dekho bin badal sawan bares
apane na ho sake jo dil kaa qaraar ho kar
aaNkhon mein bas gaye hain rang-e-bahaar ho kar
pahale na ye Khabar thi hai maut dil kaa aanaa
jo phool khil rahaa thaa khaTakaa vo Khaar ho kar
ham dil mein dafn kar ke sab murdaa hasaraton ko
Kaamosh jal rahe hain shamm-e-mazaar ho kar

ham apane dil kaa fasaanaa unhen sunaa na sake
lagi hai aaG jo dil mein use bujhaa na sake
teri talaash mein dar-dar ki Thokaren khaayin
meri wafaa ke qadam phir bhi Dagamagaa na sake
zaraa to soch ke us dil kaa haal kyaa hogaa jo door
reh na sake tere paas aa na sake
ham unko yaad na karate pe dil kaa kyaa kijiye hazaar bhoolanaa
chaahaa magar bhulaa na sake

badanaam na ho jaaye muhabbat ka fasaanaa
ai dard bhare aaNsuo aaNkhon mein na aanaa
duniya mein muhabbat ki yehi reet hai ai dil jal jaanaa
magar honTon pe fariyaad na laanaa

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Dost kia khoob

Dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete hainher nayee mor pe ek drad naya dete hain

Tum se tu khair ghaari bhar ki mulaqaat rahilog sadioon ki rafaqat bhula dete hain

Kese mumkin hai dhuan bhi na ho aur dil bhi jalychoot perti hai tu pathar bhi sada dete hain

Kaun hota hai museebat main kisi ka aye dost!aag lagti hai tu patay bhi hawa dete hain

Jin pe hota hai dil ko bharossa wqat parne pe wahi log dhoka dete hain