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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !!!!!

Jindagi kya kya khel dikhati hain, never ever thought that there could be an india pakistan final.. and on top of it never thought that i’ll miss sucha pure excitement and a match which can anytime include unadulterated fun… i’m in office right now, and that too on a meeting 🙂 well as a silver lining to this dark cloud, the meeting is a teleconference and so i’ve scores being displayed on my screen.. (thank u god!) everyone else is on the top floor in cafetaria watching it on projector and here m i along with 3 – 4 other unfortunate individuals who are in the office doing work.. the meeting is being conducted with my colleages from a country which is still aloof from the fever of cricket.. kaisa nasseb hain… and pak got 4 sixes in a span of 6 over changin the course of the game.. i’m having goosebumps as of now..15 ball 26 runs…
13 balls 20 runs
wicket :):):):):)
12 balls 20 runs
10 balls 18 runs

mereko tension hoing…

and this meeting not ending

m so god damn excited, been to the loo 5 times in last 25-30 minutes..

dot ball…

8 balls 17 runs…

wicket… yipeee… phuck u a$$h@le$…

wuhuuuuuuuuuu
tim tim laka lak tim tim laka lak…
and lots or runs… 🙁
computer down

browser stuck
shit!!!

6 balls 12 runs…

loo

six…. big shit…
and den a wide ball..

we 3 4 left out ppl flock on a single computer.. waiting for the browser to refresh… and
whooooooooooooooooooooosh…

ppl outside shouted biggie… yipee…
fuck we won… cant believe it…

fuck….

me and MG run outside and found them hearing live commentry on the phone..

and the first 20twenty world cup goes to india… my india… our india…

yipeeeee….
just now RD and HV came to meet me, were telling that it was awesome an atmosphere in the cafetaria to watch the match with 200 – 250 similar frenzy indian supporters…

i missed the fun, but even i lived the moments.. on the IP network… india won the first ever 20-20 world cup.. nothing else matters…

Mast interview… ………

Twenty-20 – World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserve the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.”

Dhoni “Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup.”

Shastri, “Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?”

Dhoni, “All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is ” Ajit Agarkar ”

Shocked Shastri…, “Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar… he didn’t play the final “..

Dhoni, “Yeaph.. that’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs….”

Shastri, “ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final…”

Dhoni, “The team doctor deserves the credit… he really helped us to prepare for the final…”

Shastri, “Is it? ?…. how the doctor helped to prepare for the final… he is not the coach or physical trainer…Dhoni. . I am getting confused ”

Dhoni, “Ravi… nothing to confuse… he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor’s contribution as very high… infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well”

Shastri, “To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?”

Dhoni, “The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly…”

Shastri, “I really really appreciate you… its good that you have so much respect for the seniors….and you ….”

Dhoni interrupts.. .. “Ravi.. let me complete… India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series… thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup..”

Shastri, “The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn’t it? ”

Dhoni, “Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one….but he didn’t know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world…. This single mistake has costed the Pakistani’s game and the cup…”

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup……… ……

Iss tarah pheroon tumhe,
sochta rehta hoon,
Meri harr saans tumhare naam likhi ho jaise..

Tu jidhar jaae, bikhre khusboo,
Ho jaae diwani har nazar,
Tere aane se kya sakoon mile,
Kya shae hai tu, Kya tera asar..

durr rehkar bhi pyar ka rishta nibhate hain aap,
naajane kyun dil ko lubhate ho aap,
yeh kaisa karishma hai aapka,
jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap..

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
qismat se apni sabko shikayat kion hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai qismat,
jise hum paa nahin sakte usee se mohabat kyun hoti hai…

Jab kabhi mausam mein khusboo bhikhar jaae,
Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae,
Jab bewajah hi dharkanein machal jaaen,
to samajh lena ki humne aapko yaad kiya….

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….. .

Iss tarah pheroon tumhe,
sochta rehta hoon,
Meri harr saans tumhare naam likhi ho jaise..

Tu jidhar jaae, bikhre khusboo,
Ho jaae diwani har nazar,
Tere aane se kya sakoon mile,
Kya shae hai tu, Kya tera asar..

durr rehkar bhi pyar ka rishta nibhate hain aap,
naajane kyun dil ko lubhate ho aap,
yeh kaisa karishma hai aapka,
jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap..

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
qismat se apni sabko shikayat kion hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai qismat,
jise hum paa nahin sakte usee se mohabat kyun hoti hai…

Jab kabhi mausam mein khusboo bhikhar jaae,
Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae,
Jab bewajah hi dharkanein machal jaaen,
to samajh lena ki humne aapko yaad kiya….

Jinki najar taraste the meri ek didar ke liye
aaj wo najar churake jane lage main dekhti reha gayi

jinki dil dharak ti thi meri naam se
aaj mujhe tanha chor gaye main tarapti reha gayi

aaj me wo kal ki baat na rahi kahan kho gayi
zeher wo mujhe pilake gaye main khushi se pi gayi…

ye dil bhi dekho pagal hai samjhti hi nahi
wo na raha aaj tera samjha samjha ke main haar gayi….

A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit.

“Where on Earth did you get that car?” demands his mother.

“I bought it today,” the boy calmly replies

“With what money?” his parents exclaim. “We know what a Porsche costs.”

“With my allowance money,” answers the boy. “It was just 15 bucks. And look, here’s the title to it!”

This gets the parents even more worked up. “Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?” they ask.

“It was the lady that just moved in up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Well, there must have been some kind of mistake,” says the mother. Turning to her husband, she says, “John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the street, where he finds an attractive middle-aged woman in the front yard planting petunias.

He introduces himself and says he’s looking for a woman who just sold a Porsche to his son.

“Oh, yes,” she responds. “That was me. I hope he’s enjoying it!”

“Er… Yes, very much,” replies the father. “But to tell you the truth, we can’t understand what just happened. Why in the world did you sell it for such a low price?”

“Well,” she says, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t plan to come back.

He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate
hume to mohabbat ho gayi

2) Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain,
Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain.
Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!

3) Raat pe savera chha gaya,suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,ye mahol subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya,aur aap ne aankh kholi to msg hamara aa gaya…

4) Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pachtayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi….

5) 1 Request kabhi udas mat hona. 1Sugest-jo pal dukh de unhe bhul jana. 1 Arju-khusi k palo ko sanjo k rakhna.Aur 1Tamanna-Hamesha muskurana.

6) Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

7) Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.

8) Apni Neend se to hum bi pyar karte hain,is liya aapki neend subah-2 kharab karte hain, log rabb ko, hum aapko good morning ke sath yaad karte hain..

9) Tumse milkar ho gaya hame zindgi se pyar, Ab beech rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge, Tum na hoge to hum Aapna kise
bnayege.

10) Rishtey nibhana Hume Bhi Sikha Do Zara,
Is Dil Ke Kone Me Hume Bhi Bitha lo Zara,
Hum Aapko Yaad
Hai Ya Nahi,
Ek Sms Karke Ye Bata Do Zara.

(Krishana Raghav)

1. The more I think of you, the more I
2. Love you; I cannot see how any one could
3. Hate you. You have always been to me an
4. honest, faithful friend, and I hope my love is not an
5. Object of contempt. It is true that Once I said
6. I would never marry, but that was before
7. I loved you. That assertion you know was
8. uttered in a bragging manner, in fact not but
9. a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I
10. could even pluck up enough courage to
11. offer you my hand I know very well you
12 would be surprised and I doubt if you
13 would accept it. I do not think I would
14 listen to a refusal from your lips and
15 thus make my whole life miserable. To die
16 without ever expressing my love for you
17 would be preferable to that. If you write to me
18 I shall be happy, but if you do not
19 I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters
20 are a source of pleasure and a failure to get them
21 always make me feel like committing suicide.

NOW READ THIS POEM AGAIN…
BUT ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES