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funny sms and sayari

a mosquito falls in love with a hen.

one day they kiss each other

The hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird flu.

Moral: True love might never die but lovers like these die a horrible death 😀

seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai

Allama iqbal bethey naddi key kinarey

bachon ney un ko pathar marey

Iqbal ney farmaya:

falak key sitaro, zameen ki baharo

khotey de putro, battey to na maro

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