Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home economist in Bed.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may
never piss this way again.”
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Q: What’s the diff between mother wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so.
Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?
Pilot asking permission to land said, “Guess who?”
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, “Guess where!”
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