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Indian Jokes

 Indian Jokes


Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar            dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police


 Huband was teaching english to his wife.
  wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..

 Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
 Wife – Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain…


3College Days:-
TV – 3 ghanta
PC – 2 ghanta
Sona – 12 ghanta
Khelna – 3 ghanta
Dost – 2 ghanta
GF/BF – 2 ghanta

Aur padhai
.
!!! GHANTA !!!


Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
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Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!..


1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…

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