Jokes of the Day

Kid: mom kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
mom: nahi to
kid: to phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kaise?

lady: mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
dr: kiss kitni bar karti ho?
lady: sal main ek bar
dr: infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

ek admi ne saas k pass saanp betha dekha
saanp se bola: meri saas ko dus lo.
saanp: abay kiya dus loon?
main to khud apna zehar easy load karwane aata hoon.

girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir,
kiya aap mere face se ek chez hata sakte hain?
man: khush hote hue haan haan bolo kiya?
girl: manhos aadmi apni nazrain.

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,
jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!

Husband and Wife were fighting.
Husband says: tu sali kutti,
wife replies: tu sala kutta,
their child who was nearby said: “Main sala Puppy”

Neighbour to Bhola: ” Raat nu teri khirki khuli si,
I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi”.
Bhola: “Ban gaya na pagal,
main to raat ghar par tha he nahi”.

Bhola his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U pied your kids, U have 3 children?
Bhola replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.