Old Enough To Drive!

“You know, Dad,” 16-year-old Jimmy started. “I’m 16 now and I think it’s
time that we talk about getting a car for me to drive.”

“Well, I’ll make a deal with you, Jimmy,” his Dad replied. “We’ll talk about
this car idea when you bring home a good report card and you get your hair
cut.”

A couple of months later, Jimmy brings home his report card. “Here you go,
Dad. All A’s!”

“That’s great, Jimmy,” his Dad replied. “But you still haven’t gotten your
hair cut.”

“Well, Dad, while making those great grades, I was in a religion class and
noticed that Jesus had long hair, all of the Apostles had long hair. Moses,
Joseph and even the kings of the land all had long hair.”

His Dad thought about this for a second and asked, “Did you notice what else
they had in common?”

“No, what?” Jimmy replied.

“They were all WALKING!”