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.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he
hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

2.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar?

3.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein..

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum hee kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum..

8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

11.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

12.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

13.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

14.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

15.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim
hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

16.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

17.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

18.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

19.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

20.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

21.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

22.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

23.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

24.Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?

25.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi..!!

Pyaara Sa Ek Ehsaas Hain Aap,
Harr Pal Humhare Paas Hain Aap,
Jiney Ki Ek Aas Hain Aap,
Mann Ka Ek Vishwaas Hain Aap,
Shayad Ish Liye Kuch Khaas Hain Aap.

Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hume
jitni door jaoge nazdik paoge hume
mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri
magar kya sanso se juda kar paoge hume?

Muddat se door the Hum…
Aap miley..Aaap ka milna Achcha laga…
Sagar se gehree lagee Aapki Mohabbat…
Tairna to aata tha…Per Doobna Achcha Laga..!

Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah,
aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah,
kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se,
unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah…

Humhara Har Lamha Churaa Liya Aap ne,
Aankhon Ko Ek Chaand Dikha Diya Aap ne,
Hume Zindagii Toh Dii Kissi Aur ne,
Par Itna De Kar Jeena Sikha Diya Aap ney…

anand goyal

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hindi sayari

मिटटी मेरी कब्र से चुरा रहा है कोई, मर कर भी बहुत याद आ रहा है कोई, इक पल की जिन्दग़ी दे खुदा, मायूस मेरी कब्र से जा रहा है कोई! .

Raat bhar jaagi ho jiske sapno mein,
kaise kho gaya wo raat ke andhero mein,

Dhoondti rahi tum mujhe, dil ke kisi kone mein
main bas raha hoon, tumhari dhadkano mein, tumhari saanso mein

Main chup hi sahi, magar magroor nahin
Ek khamoshi hi sahi magar, koi shikwa nahin

Na tumse koi shikwa hai jaanam, na koi naraazgi
ye dil ka lagana hai jaanam, nahin koi dil lagi…..!!!

anand goyal

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fana sayari

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….

Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

anand goyal

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U Me aur Hum…. Good Song and good words

i got a feeling incomplete in my heart,
don’t wanna go it alone though we can never be apart…
we can never be apart…
you make me feel complete, coz you are a piece of my heart
you’re the one for me, i knew it right from the start
yeah… we can never be apart….
we can never be apart… we can never be apart…

hmmm…apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
ho…apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
apni dhoop bujhaye bin, meri chhaon mein aa jao…
chalo yoon karein…
tum… tum bhi raho… main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahien…
ho tum… tum bhi raho…
main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahein…
teeno mil ke saath chalein..
saathi janam janam…
u me aur hum, u me aur hum…
apne rang gawaaye bin, mere rang mein ghul jao…
apni dhoop bujhaye bin, meri chhaon mein aa jao…

jaise baadal paani ka, yaarana hai…
jaise gul aur khushboo ka, dostana hai…
ho jaise baadal paani ka, yaarana hai…
jaise gul aur khushboo ka, dostana hai…
waise hi rahein hum tum…
waise hi jeeyein hum tum…
ho, tere mere haathon mein, koi bhi pinjra na ho…
ek duje per apna, haq to ho kabza na ho
har haal mein…
tum… tum bhi raho…hmm- main… main bhi rahoon…
hum… hum bhi rahien…
oh…
when my heart goes on,
misses a beat, i know it’s gotta be you girl,
you sweep me off my feet
sweep me off my feet, oh you sweep me off my feet
and when the blood from my heart
rushes into my brain, it sends a message to me
to say you’re driving me insane,
you know you’re driving me insane, driving me insane…
love gives your heart the power, to open up and flower …
calling it every hour, but its refrained, its refrained…

ek din to woh lamha, bhi aana hai…
dono me se ek ne, chale jaana hai….
ho… ek din toh woh lamha, bhi aana hai…
dono me se ek ne, chale jaana hai…
baatien yeh sabhi hum tum, jaan lein abhi hum tum…
ho dono mil ke saath mein, aise jeena seekh lein…
taaki jo peeche rahe, usko na ho mushkilein…

oh chalo yoon jiyein… agar… main na rahoon…
ya… tum na raho… hum… hum hee rahein…
jaise saaya saath chale, saath rahein hardum..
U me aur hum… U me aur hum…
U me aur hum… U me aur hum…
U me aur hum… aur hum…

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hindi love sayari

Usne Haton per Mehndi lagi howi hay
Hum ne us ki doli sajai howi hay
Hum ko pata tha k who bewafa niklein gey
Is lye hum ne uski choti behan bhi phasai howi hay

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya

Neend jab bhi hamain agosh main leti hay
Thumara chehra ankhon main bas jata hay
Eik dum ankh khul jati hay aur monh se Ammi bhoot nikal jata hay

Ek Lamhey Mein Us Ney Zindagi Sanwar Dee,
Ek Lamhey Mein Us Net Zindagi Ujaar Dee,
Kasoor Uska Nahi Mera Thaa,
Jo Un Go Lamho Mein Zindagi Guzar Dee,,

Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

kisi achay dost ko kabhi mat azmayo,ho sakta hai who kisi waja say app ki azmayish per pora na uter sakay .ur app aik achay dost say mahroom ho jayo.

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.
Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.
Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai

BUCH PANN SAY CHAHAA TUM KO.
AJ TUK NA I,L,U KH SKY TUM KO.
AB KRY ALLAH KUCH KARASHMA KY TUM HE AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO.
BUSS CHAHIN GIN TUM KO .
AB KESAY GUZAROON IN DINOO KO AB CHOROO BE NA AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO

Main ik khawab Dekhta hoon
TUmhay Apnay sath dekhta hoon
Main dekhta hoon k jashay
Teri cahat ka har qatra
Mera naseeb ho jashay
Main apnay hathoon main
TUmhara hath dekhta hoon
Khwab b kitnay ajeeb hotay hain
TUm apnay khawab dekhtay hooo
main tumharay kahwab dekhta hoon

Lo0g palat jateen hain hamara Gam dekh ker,
Jaise Laher lout jati hai Kinara dekh ker,
Mat dena hamare Janaze ko Kandha kahin,
UTH na jayeen app ka SAHARA dekh ker.

Aah jao jao ka abi zabtt ka mousam nahi gya
Aah jao ka abi paharoo pa baraaf jami hay
kashboo ka jazeroo sa staroo ki hadoo taak…
Is shahir main sab kuch hay Ek teri kami hay.

La phir ik bar wohi bada-o-jam aay saqi
Hath aa jay mujhay mera maqam aay saqi.
Tine-so-sal say hain hind kay makhanay band
Aab manasab hay tera faiz ho aam aay saqi

Har mod par mukaam nahi hota, dil k rishto ka koi naam nahi hota, dil ki roshni se khoja hai aapko, aap jaisa DOST milna aam nahi hota.

roshani me ek chand dikha,
maine use ek letter likha,
agar pyar nahi karti mujhse ,
to tum apne aap ko bedag dikha.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
sagar se gahara koi nahi
ab aapki kya tarif karu—-
dost me aap jaisa—
nalaya koi nahi!

Mujhe Apni Aankho Ke Samunder Main Doob Jaane De.
Mujrim Hoon Main Tera, Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De,
Zakham Kitne Mile Chahat Se Teri Mujhko.
Sochata Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De.

Tumhein dil main basaye rakhta hoon,
Aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon,
Tumhain hamari nazar na lage,
Is liye apni nazar jhukaye rakhta hoon.

Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilon me chhupi daulat nahi dekhi,
Jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai mohobbat,
Usne shayad humari mohobat nahi dekhi!

Woh Mera Tha Yeh Batana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Ab Us Say Aankh Milana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Jo Zindagi Main Kabhi Bhi Mera Na Ho Paya
Ab Us Ka Khaab Main Ana Ajeeb Lagta Hai..
Baray Khaloos Say Dawat Tu Us Nay Bheeji Hai Par
Us Ki Mehfil Main Jana Ajeeb Lagta Hai…
Tha Jis Ka Hath Humesha Humaray Hathoon Main
Ab Us Say Hath Milana Ajeeb sa lagta Hai

Surakh aankho se woh jab hamy dekhte hain,
Ham ghabra-kar aankhein jhuka lete hain…
Kaun milaaye un aankho se aankhein,
Suna hai woh aankho se apna bana lete hain.

Baddi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe…
Tujhe bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar,
Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah,
Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen,
Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

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hindi sayari

lehro se milkar na woh bahe sakey na hum,
ek dujhe k dil mein na woh rahe na hum,
jeet lethe aasman ek din lekin,
palkoh ki khamoshi koh hotose na
woh kahe sakey na hum

marne per hamein jannet mile na mile ,ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile ,sms karne mein kabhi kanjusi mat karna , kya pata uper jake mobile mile na mile ,,,

koi hasrat nahin baaki tere aane ke baad ,kiska karun intezaar tumhe paane ke baad ,kyun pyaar mein jaan luta dete hain log, mujhe maloom hua tujhe pane ke baad,,,

jab jab hamein pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwaane ‘ki har ladki ki maaapni saas lagti hai,

ak din jab hum na ho ga tum ko wo sab yaad ay ga
hr bat wo sub yaad kar k dil dr jay ga.ak din jab hum na ho ga.
jaan ki sasi

appo se dil lagne ki adath nahi rahi.
har waqath muskurane ke adath nahi rahi,
ye such kar koi nahi manayega mujhe
ab root ne ki adath hi nahi rahi.

humne jab khushi mehsos ki
har khadam pe aapki kami mehsos ki,
dour rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hue
yeh baat humne dilse mehsos ki.

wo pyaar hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho aur wo din hi kya
js din aap ki yaad na ho.

mohabbat kya hai,ek dhoka hai,isme har ek insaan rota hai,
kya mila kisiko mohabbat karke jisne nahi kiya wo bhi kisiki daastan sun ke rota hai…………

jab waqt ne zindagi se hisab manga tho socha ke kya khoya?kya paya?
khone ka to hisab na mila yad raha to bas itna ko,dost aap jaisa paya.

HAR RAAT CHANDNI NAHI HOTI.HAR KISIMAI AAP JAISI BATT NAHI HOTI..NA JANE KHUDA KAYA SAZA DE RAHA HAI, JO AAP SE HAMARI MULAKAT NAHI HOTI

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Shayaro Ki Shayari

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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indian sms

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai……
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan”.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz…

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .
Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager Aisa Woh Tab Kehtha “Agar Woh meherban Hota.”

Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne yaad aate ho. Ki aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.

Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, Ankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

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INDIANS SMS

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota
Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota
Yu To Milta Hai Roz Mohabbat-E-Paigam
Pyar Hai Zindgi Jo Har Baar Nahi Hota……!!

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai
Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai
Sab To Aate Rahte Hai
Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya