indianshayari

ey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay
Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Saamne baithe raho dil ko qaraar aa’aegaa
Jitnaa dekhenge tumheiN utnaa hi pyaar aa’aegaa

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai
Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai

Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi
Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho

Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao
Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to qayamat hogi

Raat Ko Jalte Diye bhi Din mai Bujh jaya Karte Hai
Aur ek hum hain jo ki Tere Pyar Me Din Raat Jala Karte Hai

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede…
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…

Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega…
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam…

Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam…
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam…
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to **** diya yeh soch kar ki….
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha…
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.

Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile…
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.

Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai…
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.

khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon….
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,

Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI…
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,

Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi… Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai…
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye…….

Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke
Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe

Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari
Ej Mari Fariyad Che

Befor the networks get jammed,
before the sun sets
before the fireworks die out and
before the clock ticks twelve
here’s wishing u a happy new year…
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Sarson da Saag
makke di roti
achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar
ye naya sal tera
khub gujare yaar…

Christmas time is coming,
Better get ready for that day.
Time to start buying presents,
Time to make dinner plans.

Parents running around the mall,
Trying to figure what to buy their family.
Kids making decorations at school,
For their Christmas tree at home.

Couples start making dinner plans,
Before it is too late.
Grandmothers making cookies,
Enough for everyone in the family.

Families at home decorate their trees,
That signify a little something of their past year.
Everyone has a great time at doing it,
Not giving a care of what they do.

Christmas is unforgettable,
No matter what age you are.
It is the happiest season of the year,
That everyone will remember the rest of the year.

Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
“Ab to naha lo”

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Marne par humain janat mile na mile,
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
SmS karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile

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Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai
Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai
Jis mein “SmS” ki aik moti is file hai
Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon as style hai

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Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte
Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain
Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain

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Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

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Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga

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Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.
Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahin hota,
Har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahin hota,
Milte he bahut log is tanha jindagi mein,
Par koi dost tumsa pyara nahin hota