indianshayari

A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit.

“Where on Earth did you get that car?” demands his mother.

“I bought it today,” the boy calmly replies

“With what money?” his parents exclaim. “We know what a Porsche costs.”

“With my allowance money,” answers the boy. “It was just 15 bucks. And look, here’s the title to it!”

This gets the parents even more worked up. “Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?” they ask.

“It was the lady that just moved in up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Well, there must have been some kind of mistake,” says the mother. Turning to her husband, she says, “John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the street, where he finds an attractive middle-aged woman in the front yard planting petunias.

He introduces himself and says he’s looking for a woman who just sold a Porsche to his son.

“Oh, yes,” she responds. “That was me. I hope he’s enjoying it!”

“Er… Yes, very much,” replies the father. “But to tell you the truth, we can’t understand what just happened. Why in the world did you sell it for such a low price?”

“Well,” she says, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t plan to come back.

He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate
hume to mohabbat ho gayi

2) Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain,
Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain.
Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!

3) Raat pe savera chha gaya,suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,ye mahol subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya,aur aap ne aankh kholi to msg hamara aa gaya…

4) Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pachtayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi….

5) 1 Request kabhi udas mat hona. 1Sugest-jo pal dukh de unhe bhul jana. 1 Arju-khusi k palo ko sanjo k rakhna.Aur 1Tamanna-Hamesha muskurana.

6) Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

7) Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.

8) Apni Neend se to hum bi pyar karte hain,is liya aapki neend subah-2 kharab karte hain, log rabb ko, hum aapko good morning ke sath yaad karte hain..

9) Tumse milkar ho gaya hame zindgi se pyar, Ab beech rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge, Tum na hoge to hum Aapna kise
bnayege.

10) Rishtey nibhana Hume Bhi Sikha Do Zara,
Is Dil Ke Kone Me Hume Bhi Bitha lo Zara,
Hum Aapko Yaad
Hai Ya Nahi,
Ek Sms Karke Ye Bata Do Zara.

(Krishana Raghav)

1. The more I think of you, the more I
2. Love you; I cannot see how any one could
3. Hate you. You have always been to me an
4. honest, faithful friend, and I hope my love is not an
5. Object of contempt. It is true that Once I said
6. I would never marry, but that was before
7. I loved you. That assertion you know was
8. uttered in a bragging manner, in fact not but
9. a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I
10. could even pluck up enough courage to
11. offer you my hand I know very well you
12 would be surprised and I doubt if you
13 would accept it. I do not think I would
14 listen to a refusal from your lips and
15 thus make my whole life miserable. To die
16 without ever expressing my love for you
17 would be preferable to that. If you write to me
18 I shall be happy, but if you do not
19 I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters
20 are a source of pleasure and a failure to get them
21 always make me feel like committing suicide.

NOW READ THIS POEM AGAIN…
BUT ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES

This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.

A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.

She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again.

But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time.

She reached back and unzipped some more. And she still couldn,t get up onto the bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt.

He gives her a boost onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying “What do you think you are doing.”

Well the man says “Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was aquainted.”

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, ‘Up Nuts’, and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, ‘Down Nuts’, and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, ‘Cheer Nuts’.

They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, ‘Booooo Nuts’ and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, ‘What in the world happened?’

The assistant replied, ‘Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, ‘PEANUTS!’

Indian Sayari….

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….

15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended….
a crack is always there !!!

16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain

21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!”
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..

34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

35.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u…”

36.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life…..

42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

44.Meaning of Friendship : –

F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——–INTELLIGEN T
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——–SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——–INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL

45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not

46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”

50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

54.Don’t shut love out of your life by saying
it’s impossible to find.

>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;

The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;

And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

After choosing your parts and assembling your build, you may
think you're in the clear.Choosing the right OS and installing it can
be a little confusing but we will explain the different options out
there, walk you through installing Windows XP, and suggest some
applications that will help you get the most out of your Windows
experience.

Choosing the Right Operating System

Like
many of the components in your computer, the Operating System you
choose to use depends greatly on what you plan to do with our computer.
There are three different versions of XP available right now, and when
Vista is launched ( One week and counting) there will be four different
versions available.Each one has different features, and its own
intended use. So which one is right for you? We will explain the
capabilities and the features of each version to help clarify which
version is right for you, or perhaps you might want to try the
alternative "Rebel OS".

Windows

Windows
XP is by far the most widely used OS on the planet.Its versatility,
functionality and ease of use make it appealing to users of all
experience levels. There are several different versions of Windows XP
available. Each one is targeted at a specific group of users.

Windows XP Home

This
version is the most basic, and cheapest, version of Windows. Windows
Home Edition works well for gaming, productivity applications (MS
Office Open Office), internet browsing and basic computing needs.
Windows Home Edition lacks some of the networking and advanced features
found in the Professional Edition, but it does support networking for
use in a home network. All users have the same permissions, so every
person using the Home Edition can install software and access all files
on the computer. Microsoft's Home Edition doesn't include IIS, Remote
Desktop, Dual Processor Support (it does support Dual Core and
Hyper-Threading) , Active Directory and cannot be a member of a domain.
If you don't have a use for those features then Microsoft's Home
Edition will fit your needs.

Windows XP Professional

Windows
XP Professional is intended for use in clients or workstations in a
Windows 2000/2003 server network running Active Directory.MS'

Professional Edition supports joining a windows domain, IIS, Remote
Desktop, Dual Processor Support and file user permissions. It supports
multiple users with different permissions for use in a business
network. Professional Edition offers the same ease of use as the Home
Edition, and most won't even notice the difference on the surface. If
you intend to use your computer in a business network environment or if
you have advanced uses for your computer Microsift's Professional
Edition may fit your needs better then home.

Windows XP Media Center Edition

HTPCs
(Home Theater PCs) or Media Centers have gained popularity over the
last few years as a "Do all" replacement for gaming consoles and movie
and music player. Windows MCE is intended for computers that will
either be used in an Entertainment Center or for Multimedia duties. MCE
is based on XP pro and offers all the same features as Pro except it
doesn't support Active Directory.MCE uses the preinstalled application
Media Center, which provides a large-font for easy viewing on a TV,
remotely accessible interface for TV viewing on the computer as well as
recording and playback, DVD playback, video playback, photo viewing,
and music playback. MCE will also handle all your other computing needs
as well including Gaming.

Windows XP 64 Bit Edition

This
version of Windows is actually based on Windows 2003 server, despite
bearing the XP name. This is very noticeable once x64 is installed due
to it resemblance to 2003 server. XP x64 supports up to 128 GB of RAM
where the other versions of Windows only support up to 4 GB of RAM.XP
x64 does support 32 bit applications, however not all 32 bit
applications will run on XP x64.Some applications may require that the
64 bit version of that software be installed if one is available. Also
some older games won't work on x64. x64 Edition includes both 32- and
64-bit versions of Internet Explorer, in order to allow for the
possibility that some third-party browser plugins or ActiveX controls
may not yet be available in 64-bit versions. For your devices to work
on XP x64 they must have a 64 bit driver available. If you plan to use
XP x64 ensure all your devices have compatible drivers.

Windows Vista

The
newest version of Windows is right around the corner.Our best advice is
to let this OS mature for at least 6 months before plunging into
it.This will give Microsoft time to work out the bugs and release
security updates.This will also give hardware manufactures time to
release drivers for Vista.Microsoft changed the name scheme a little
bit; this chart shows the relationship between XP and Vista versions.

Windows
Vista Ultimate has the features of all the windows versions combined
into one package.It would be like combining Windows XP Pro and Windows
XP MCE.For more information about the different Vista editions, and a
complete list of features visit the Vista Website.See HardwareLogic Peeks at Windows Vista Ultimate Edition for a complete review on Windows Vista.

Linux

Also
known as the Rebel OS Linux has gained a lot of popularity over the
years.It's become a lot easier to use and has quite a large following.
Linux is distributed by many companies and organizations, in what is
called Distros.Many Distros are free and are available on the
internet.Linux is Open Source so it is available to everyone and you
are allowed to change the code to suite your needs. Just about every
type of application is available on Linux, and most of them are also
Open Source so they are also available for free.If your Computer will
be used primarily for Gaming then Linux probably isn't for you.Most
Games do not have a Linux version so Gamers should stick with Windows.
Linux still has a pretty high learning curve and take a lot of getting
used to.Linux isn't for everyone and most people will find that they
will still need to use Windows for some things.If you're on a budget
and only have basic computer needs, and your willing to learn something
new Linux might be an option.Check out our Clucking With Penguins: A Beginners Guide to Linux, for more information about Linux.

Installing Windows

We
will walk you through partitioning your Hard Drive, and installing
Windows XP. We will be using Windows XP Pro as an example.The
installation process of XP is very similar in all version of XP,
because they are all based on the same installer.

Hopefully your
Windows XP has SP2 integrated into it, but if it doesn't you can follow
this great guide
(http://www.maximump c.com/2005/ 01/how_to_ slipstre. html) to slipstream
SP2 into Windows XP.

Fire
up your machine and insert the Windows XP disc into the optical drive.
The first thing you need to do is go into the BIOS.You can do this by
tapping either F2 or Delete depending on your BIOS manufacturer. If
you're unsure check the motherboard manual.Once you're in the BIOS take
a few minutes to figure out where everything is. There are several
different screens in the BIOS.For now you can leave most of the
settings at default, look for the screen that allows you to choose the
Drive boot order.

It
will probably be labeled Boot, or something similar. There may also be
several sub-menus. Down Arrow to the menu for Boot Device Priority.
Ensure that your Optical Drive and Hard Drive both show up in this
menu. If they don't your system isn't recognizing all of your drives,
so you will need to power down and ensure all drives are connected
properly. If all your drives show up, ensure that your Optical Drive is
one priority higher then you're Hard Drive. For example your Optical
Drive is second priority and your Hard Drive is third priority

Once
complete exit saving changes. If you get lost in the bios your
motherboard manual will help you figure out how to navigate through
your specific bios. The computer will now reboot.If your hard drive is
already formatted or already has partitions on it the windows installer
will tell you to press any key to start Windows Setup.

When
Windows Setup first fires up you will see an option to Press F6 to
install third party Hard Drive Controller Drivers. If your Hard Drive
Controller requires drivers press F6 and you will be given the option
to install them from a Floppy Disk. If you're not sure check your
manual.If you still can't find the right information, let the installer
continue, and once it gets to the Partition Drives screen, if you're
Hard Drive isn't showing up you know you needed to press F-6 and
install the right drivers. If your Motherboard didn't come with drivers
on a floppy disk you will need to download them from the manufactures
website.Most SATA controllers on current Motherboards have native SATA
controllers so installing drivers isn't necessary. There are still some
controllers out there that will require drivers to be installed.

All you have to do is press Enter to Continue.

Press F8, because if you don't agree you don't get to install Windows.

This
is one of the most important steps.If you want to allocate the whole
drive to Windows just press enter. We suggest if you have a Larger HD
(100GB or Larger) to partition your Hard Drive into at least two
partitions. One Partition for your Windows installation and programs,
and the other Partition to store data like your pictures, movies, and
music. This way if you're Windows Install crashes unexpectedly you
don't loose all your data. Press C to Create Partitions.

You
will now create your partitions.The size is in Megabytes, enter the
size you want for the first partition and press enter. For your Windows
partition we suggest between 60 and 100 Gigabytes. If you install a lot
of large games or programs you may require more space to be allocated
to your Windows partition.

Once
your Partitions are created select the partition you want to install
Windows on. Typically this will be the C: Drive.Press Enter to format
your Drive.

We
suggest that you use the NTFS quick option.If you are reinstalling
after a virus attack or a serious error you will want to use the NTFS
Full Format option.FAT32 is the older File System. There isn't really a
need to use this file system anymore, NTFS is the standard.

Setup
will now copy files and install the Graphical Installer. This should go
very smoothly. If it doesn't this is your first sign there is a
problem.Usually if Windows has a hard time copying files it's because
of a scratched or dirty disc, or a faulty Optical Drive.Bad Memory may
also cause problems in this stage.

At this point you can either hit enter or just let the timer go, and the system will reboot automatically.

If
you haven't already done so right now is a great time to get something
to drink. It will take several minutes for the installer to get through
this stage.

Click Next to Setup your Regional Settings.

Just type in your name and Organization name (This is Optional) then click next.

Windows
will give you a default computer name based on the name you entered in
the previous screen. You can name your computer anything you want.If
you're using XP home you will not see an option for Administrator
Password. If you're using Pro or MCE you will be able to enter an
Administrator Password.Don' t forget the password you used. When your
done click next.

Configure your Date, Time and Time Zone then click next.

After
your regional settings are configured Windows will install some more
files and then go into Network settings. At this point just use typical
settings, then click next.

You
can use any name you want for your workgroup as long as it is not the
same as your computer name. If you have more then one computer on a
home network its best to use the same workgroup name on all the
computers in your network for simplicity. When your done click next.

Windows will now finish installing and then reboot. Once it reboots Windows will be completely installed.

When
Windows boots up for the first time you will see a Configuration
Wizard, just click through, then when you get to this screen enter a
user name. You can use any name you want. However it can not be exactly
the same name as your computer or your workgroup.

Windows
XP is now installed and ready for you to start installing your drivers.
We advise that you do not connect to the internet yet.In fact you
shouldn't even have your network cable even plugged in at this point.
Once you install all your drivers you can connect your network cable.

Throw
in your Drivers CD that came with your Motherboard. If a disc didn't
come with your Motherboard you can go to the manufactures website and
download all the current drivers. When using your Drivers CD every
manufacture is different. You may have to install your drivers one at a
time or you might be able to install them as one package. Install your
Chipset drivers first, followed by the rest of your drivers.

Tips

Before
you begin installing windows on your new machine you may find it easier
to download all the current drivers for you new system from the
Hardware Manufactures website. It's important that you obtain the most
current drivers for your chipset and video card, since these drivers
tend to be updated regularly. Once you download them burn them on a CD
so they will be readily available when you're installing your drivers.

Note:
Always install in this order: Chipset Drivers, DirectX Driver, Graphics
Card Driver, then carry on with the rest…..sound, LAN, etc.

Once
you're done installing your drivers, go to the device manager and make
sure you didn't miss any devices that may still need drivers.Devices
that still need drivers installed are marked with a Yellow Explanation
Point Icon. Install the drivers from the manufactures disc or download
them from the internet. Once all your drivers are installed it is now
safe to plug in your network cable.

Now
you need to update Windows.Select Custom Install Updates, and select
all the updates you would like to install. We advise to install all
security updates at a minimum. You may choose to install Hardware and
Software updates as well. Keep in mind though just because Microsoft
offers driver and software updates, doesn't mean they will run
flawlessly on your system. Many people have reported problems with
Internet Explorer 7 and Windows Media Player 11.

Installing Software

Once
you have installed all the Windows updates you need to install an
Antivirus and download the current virus definitions for it.It doesn't
really matter which antivirus you use, just as long as you do use one.
AVG is a very good and highly recommended free Antivirus.

Check our Software Recommendations list for a full list of useful software.We recommend that at a Minimum you install the following type of software:

• Anti Virus (Norton, MacAfee, AVG, Avast)
• Anti Spam/Malware (Adaware, Spybot, AVG, or Hijack This)
• Compression Utility (Winzip or WinRar)
• Firewall (Windows Firewall or Zone Alarm)
• Browser (Mozilla Firefox, Opera, Flock)

Backing Up

At
this point we highly recommend making a disk image using Norton Ghost
or another back up utility, and storing it on a DVD, External HD or on
your Data Partition. That way if windows crashes or a software or
driver install goes wrong you will be able to restore your system back
to this point.

Installing the rest of your softwares

Your
system is now ready to install the rest of your software and games.
Once you get your system the way you want it, take some time and test
it out. Either with some benchmarking programs or that new hardcore
game you have been dying to try out.

3 Old Guys

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“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

MAN:boy, whats your dad’s name?

BOY:his name is LAUGHING..
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MAN:and yoursmother’ s name?

BOY:SMILING. .
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MAN:you must be kidding…

BOY:no, that’s my brother..
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I am JOKING..!